What's wrong, boys? can't get laid?
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Straight out of my book (it is slightly diff. for men and women, but here is the women's version):zoe_zee said:What about capricorns?? (I don't feel like going out and buying a book
"Though she may not show it, this woman cares a great deal about love. Deep in her inner ocre, she is an extravagant romantic, but she is very private, restrained, and aloof. Some women are content to leave love to fate, but Capricorn woman takes a hand in determining her own fate. She is discriminating in her choice of men, the least likely of all the zodiacal signs to fall in love at first sight. She has no time to waste in silly flirtation; love is a serious matter to her. If a man doesn't measure up, she wants him out of her way. If a man does interest her, she will observe him from an emotional distance before moving closer. She takes the time to get to know him and considers carefully the consequences of her involvement. Like all earth signs, she as a deeo-rooted sensuality that flowers only when she feels safe and secure."
The above is the first paragraph... I will now mention "highlights" of the other 2 pages on Capricorn
.1. If you have your mind set on winning a Capricorn, be prepared for a long siege. She expects to be pursued, wooed, and put in the mood.
2. Loyal, dependable, excellent at handling money.
3. Will stand by a mate when going gets tough, and all that she asks is to share in the spoils when the battle is won.
4. Cherish her, honor her, love her, and respect her, and she'll pay you back in the richest coin of the realm - the kind of loving relationship that lasts.
5. You can't go wrong getting a Capricorn a practical gift, but avoid anything showy or gaudy. They appreciate luxury, but are far too aware of the value of a dollar to respect anyone who splurges merely to make an impression.
6. Always be on time. Time is money and you know how Capricorns feel about that.
Taurus, Pisces, Virgo, and Scorpio are the best matches for Capricorn.
I recently dated a capricorn for 2 days (if you can call that dating). Basically matched everything almost word for word. I almost knew the next word out of her mouth every time
. She had 2 kids and although Capricorns in general are "supposed" to match me fairly well, she wasn't my type. I keep getting attracted to the hard to handle bitchy women lol. I have a penchant for falling for the women that I'm supposed to LEAST likely be compatible with, even though I KNOW I'm not supposed to be compatible with them. Actually, i'm deprived & desperate. I have to make a choice betweenmaverick73 said:I could be wrong, but I think Lenny was being sarcastic
BBW's/grannys here or SW's in cracktown or Asians overseas or......?
When it comes to women I's naive...remember 30 yrs a virgin & 15
therafter enslaved to one GF...
Can anyone tell me...how do you pick up a chick in a bar...? And
which bars do the grannys hang in...Granville St & Davie seems like
nothing but kids...
Lenny, where do you hang out? There is absolutely no shortage of women out there wanting casual sex. This has been my hobby since high school for Pete's sake!lenny said:
You must be looking in the wrong places or fishing with the wrong bait.
I walk around the low/hi track, Granville St from Georgia to Davie,HowieMeeker said:
and along Davie & Robson, sometimes Denman. Sometimes i go
into the Patricia Motel...once to Celebrities {on ladies night, that
was fun ;} & the Yale & the adjacent strip club. I go to movies &
restaurants thereabouts. Guess i should start going to bars, but
they all seem to be kids in this area, & i'm in my late 40's.
What is bait? I'm vegetarian.
Hi Howie. I agree with you, but based on my experience, the "quality" of these women is questionable at best. What is your experience? Are there a lot of good looking, smart, personable women out there wanting casual sex in "hang out" places? If so, I'd like to know where (seriously)HowieMeeker said:
.My personal experience is that the best way to find the best women is to find 1 really good woman (looks, brains, personality, everything) for a friendship. Have her introduce you to her friends.... have her friends introduce you to their friends... and so forth. "Prove yourself" to 1 of them, and she'll be talking in no time and trying to hook you up... the cycle continues as needed
.I guess fishing bores me...sitting impatiently for hours waiting for action...HowieMeeker said:
In that sense SW's are much more convenient.
The Quadrant Theory
My life experiences have shown that all people can be placed into one of four categories (quadrants).
This is admittedly a generalization.
a) Good Looking / Normal Women
b) Good Looking / Normal Men
c) Unattractive Women
d) Unattractive Men
Quadrant a and Quadrant b are attracted to each other and are picking each other up.
Quadrant a prefers Quadrant b wants nothing to do with Quadrant d.
Quadrant c prefers Quadrant b wants nothing to do with Quadrant d.
Quadrant b having a preference for Quadrant a, will pickup Quadrant c when they can't find Quadrant a. In fact, some in Quadrant b have a preference for Quadrant c and there's not enough Quadrant a to go around.
This leaves Quadrant d as the only ones not qualified to play.
As a member of Quadrant d (fat, bald and ugly), I can attest to this. I have never been laid in the real world during my 49 years of existence.
For those fellow Quadrant d types out there, life will be far less frustrating when you realize that your sexual encounters shall always be limited to the fantasy world of SPs and pooning.
My life experiences have shown that all people can be placed into one of four categories (quadrants).
This is admittedly a generalization.
a) Good Looking / Normal Women
b) Good Looking / Normal Men
c) Unattractive Women
d) Unattractive Men
Quadrant a and Quadrant b are attracted to each other and are picking each other up.
Quadrant a prefers Quadrant b wants nothing to do with Quadrant d.
Quadrant c prefers Quadrant b wants nothing to do with Quadrant d.
Quadrant b having a preference for Quadrant a, will pickup Quadrant c when they can't find Quadrant a. In fact, some in Quadrant b have a preference for Quadrant c and there's not enough Quadrant a to go around.
This leaves Quadrant d as the only ones not qualified to play.
As a member of Quadrant d (fat, bald and ugly), I can attest to this. I have never been laid in the real world during my 49 years of existence.
For those fellow Quadrant d types out there, life will be far less frustrating when you realize that your sexual encounters shall always be limited to the fantasy world of SPs and pooning.
- LOL, you guys are forgetting the #1 factor. All women will fall for the guy with the largest bankroll. You can be the ugliest, baldest, beer-bellied mongrol that walked the earth ..... but if you've got cash to spare, drive a Mercedes, and live in a 1 million dollar + house then you've increased your chances greatly. Just look at all those "fugly" lookin dudes out there with great lookin women ..... their not with them for their ravishing good looks!! -- An extreme example would be Hugh Hefner, but theirs plenty of other examples out there floating around.
- Women are attracted to confident men that can provide security. You can look like Geaorge Costanza (sp?), but if you exude confidence and can hold intelligent discussion, then women can find that sexy -- women care alot less about appearence then you may think. As long as your well kept in the hygiene dept then your ahead of the game. Women want and should be the centerpiece in a relationship ..... not many women I know would want a prettier bf or husband upstaging them all the time ..... women are insecure just the same and worry about other women stealing their men as well.
So in review:
1. Women desire security (a provider) -- Be a huge success in life and the good things will come to you. Women are always looking to land the goose that lays the golden eggs. They dont have any problem upgrading to a guy that can provide better security ..... its human nature. Is a women gonna want a good looking guy that drives a Pinto and lives in a $500 per month apt, or an average looking guy that drives new Jaguar, has a beautifull home and large bank account??!
2. You can be fat, balding guy, but if you are confident and well kept with a good personality women can see beyond that and still be attracted to you. Women place alot less emphasis on looks than you might think. An honest, secure, noble gentleman goes along way.
So, #1 + #2 = success ..... you've got it goin on man!!
- Women are attracted to confident men that can provide security. You can look like Geaorge Costanza (sp?), but if you exude confidence and can hold intelligent discussion, then women can find that sexy -- women care alot less about appearence then you may think. As long as your well kept in the hygiene dept then your ahead of the game. Women want and should be the centerpiece in a relationship ..... not many women I know would want a prettier bf or husband upstaging them all the time ..... women are insecure just the same and worry about other women stealing their men as well.
So in review:
1. Women desire security (a provider) -- Be a huge success in life and the good things will come to you. Women are always looking to land the goose that lays the golden eggs. They dont have any problem upgrading to a guy that can provide better security ..... its human nature. Is a women gonna want a good looking guy that drives a Pinto and lives in a $500 per month apt, or an average looking guy that drives new Jaguar, has a beautifull home and large bank account??!
2. You can be fat, balding guy, but if you are confident and well kept with a good personality women can see beyond that and still be attracted to you. Women place alot less emphasis on looks than you might think. An honest, secure, noble gentleman goes along way.
So, #1 + #2 = success ..... you've got it goin on man!!
You forgot quadrant e) SP's that pretend to be men so they can get free advertising.RDangerfield said:
That could interfere with Monday Night Football...erexpill.com said:
No way i'm giving that up for a "relationship"...
It appears Ms lebaneese-egyptian is an exception to the generalization.lebagyptian said:
She is a sucker for looks just as much as men are ;
Bait = what you are offering big guy.lenny said:
You are hanging around strip joints and bars? Well, then you deserve what you pick up.
The looking women are at sailing clubs, skiing, cooking courses, cycling clubs, co-ed beach volleyball leagues, Robson Street in Vancouver, various in Victoria, any seawall walk, any decent beach (ocean or lake), etc. etc. etc. You say you are about 15 years older than I am but that should only make your more experienced. Get the hell out of the bars and that area of Vancouver you are hanging around in. If you fish in polluted waters......you get the picture.
Thanks, i appreciate the response & education on other's viewpoints.HowieMeeker said:
For me, personally, however, maybe the SW/SP scene is where it's at.
