What's the Strangest Thing That Has Happened to You With a SP

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Thought this might bring some laughs for us to share or weirdest or strangest moment. I don't mean a scam, bad service, or something along that line but a random weird odd thing.

My example is years back I had a SP in Alberta that was running late. She was keeping me updated via text. Nothing odd so far but when she got to my hotel room she walks in with KFC. Not a piece, but the full meal deal. Was bringing home dinner for the family and was late due to a fast food pick up. Was for an hour too and it just sat there next to the bed the whole time. She did kindly offer me a piece afterwards. Whole different meaning to finger licking good.
 
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Well I know you are looking for guys to answer this but this was one of the funniest things that happened with me and a client so I will post it for him :) I just copied and pasted it from the previous post to save time for everyone instead of posting a link.

Funniest thing that has every happed to me
Well it starts with a call from someone that wants to meet up at River Rock Casino. All good, wants to meet at the bar.
That throws up a red flag but I am feeling like a sucker, why not. If its a scam I will try my luck at the one arm bandit. Seems really nice on the phone, very talkative and genuine.
Make my way to the casino for the agreed time. Its a pain when I dont have a picture or description of who I am meeting. Look around the bar seeing if someone is giving me the Look, lol. Don't see anyone. Send a text to say I am at the bar. A nice looking gentlemen a couple people away from me looks at their phone and starts texting back. He looks my way and smiles. I walk over and say Hi. He is kinda quiet but we start heading up to his room. We enter the room and he hands me his donation in a envelope, Ok this is going good I think to myself. He is still very quiet unlike when I was talking to him on the phone. I ask if there is a problem, He responds to me saying "What nationality are you". I respond with "Filipina" and he says. I think the agency may have screwed up, I asked for a Russian" Well the alarm bells start ringing being I am independent and the only one that answers my phone is me. I must have had the deer in the headlights look. I replied "Jason", and he replied, "no I"m Tod". OMG wrong person. We both scurried back to the elevator, I handed him his Donation back and we headed back to the bar. At the same time I got a text from Jason saying he is at the bar. Holy crap!!!
I meet Jason at the bar almost busting a gut laughing and he says with a weird look on his face "Do you know that guy" Barely able to talk I said lets go back to your room and I will tell you the story. It took a glass of wine and about 15 minutes to explain and stop laughing about the incident. We had a very memorable evening. LOL (The time laughing and explaining was off the clock of course)

Note to self, confirm you are with the right person before going to their room.
 
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After having many fantastic sessions, we found out we were related - 2nd cousins. It was weird but we kept going anyways until a year and a half later we both showed up at an extended family event, then that was too much for the both of us.
 
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76duster said:
After having many fantastic sessions, we found out we were related - 2nd cousins. It was weird but we kept going anyways until a year and a half later we both showed up at an extended family event, then that was too much for the both of us.
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Wow... That's up there... yeah, that would be pretty weird.
 
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During a overnight with a lady we decided to go out not the town and when we headed back to her place she realized that she had left the key to the building behind and we were locked out. We tried calling a friend of hers but no answer so we ended up phoning security for the building and they let us in. The fun part was we made out in front of the building until the guard showed up and we continued the fun at her place. :D
 
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I was asked to sing some back up vocals from a friend of mine on social media who I had never met in person but we have many mutual friends, so i agreed to meet him and go through some of the lyrics…a few days went by and he didn't get back to me, so I let it go…

I got an appointment booking and I raced home from a pedicure to make it in time, and got ready music candle etc… then he arrived… He came in and I, of course, was really forward with him, and before long we were making out and I was just going to ask him how long he wanted to visit for, because it was really last minute. Before I could say anything, he said, " so do you want to work on the lyrics?" OMFG! We both started laughing so hard and it was too funny! We ended up laughing about it for a half an hr and then we could get through the lyrics etc… he said if I ever needed anything, anything at all, just give him a call… We will record lyrics in the next month or so…
 
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This happened a few years ago. Saw a lady, had a very good time and as I was leaving she offered me a "lovely parting gift".

It was a bottle of quite expensive wine that the previous customer had given her. So, to whomever you are, thanks.
 
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omg, I got another one… One time I had a gentleman contact me for cross dressing, and so we were chatting via email.. then I asked him to text, so then he started texting me for the next day… I thought nothing of it, then the next day at the reserved time, he shows up… I start dressing him up, saying he is going to be the girlfriend of my dreams after, and we were both actually getting into it.. then lipstick… then he was really aroused, and so was I, then it got to the wig, and he called yellow… I asked him if he liked cross dressing, and he didn't even know what that was!! We both started laughing, of course, and he had the same exact name as the gentleman I was talking via email, coincidentally… it was really hilarious!!! It didn't ruin the moment at all, thank-god, he just thought it was the funniest story! Lol… I got tonnes of these stories, all with a happy ending, of course ;)
 
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Riza said:
Well I know you are looking for guys to answer this but this was one of the funniest things that happened with me and a client so I will post it for him :) I just copied and pasted it from the previous post to save time for everyone instead of posting a link.

Funniest thing that has every happed to me
Well it starts with a call from someone that wants to meet up at River Rock Casino. I replied "Jason", and he replied, "no I"m Tod". OMG wrong person. We both scurried back to the elevator, I handed him his Donation back and we headed back to the bar. At the same time I got a text from Jason saying he is at the bar. Holy crap!!!
I meet Jason at the bar almost busting a gut laughing and he says with a weird look on his face "Do you know that guy" Barely able to talk I said lets go back to your room and I will tell you the story. It took a glass of wine and about 15 minutes to explain and stop laughing about the incident. We had a very memorable evening. LOL (The time laughing and explaining was off the clock of course)

Note to self, confirm you are with the right person before going to their room.
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Did that make the outcall more fun with Jason. I had an outcall with a SP in Montreal. She kept calling me with traffic reports because she had already missed the start time of the appointment. She was all flustered (but apologetic) about arriving 45 minutes late. 3 sogs and one hour later, she was getting ready to leave and she tells me "I am glad you a good fuck because after that traffic I really wanted a good laid". She was one of my ATF.
 
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A few years back we were in the middle of the act doggy style when we heard a crash and a car alarm go off. Pulling the blinds aside, we noticed it was my parked car that had been hit.

I wanted to finish and just kept going. Then I heard a neighbour say "you should leave a note with your details on it". That was my cue to finish and get out there to talk to the driver before they left.

Luckily the driver cooperated with licence, insurance and contact info before they left.

The funny part was the text I received from the SP as I was about to drive away; "how do you like my new way of getting clients to leave on time? I get neighbours to crash into their cars lol".
 
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Ok how about This.

On a récent trip to NYC with my new favorite SP. We had come back to the suite after a night out to dinner and the théâtre. We had the lights out but had candles lit around the room. Sam Smith was playing in the back ground. Her favorite wine was flowing. The smell of her favorite flowers could Be smelt. It was a very romantic night. Or So I thought.

We had Just made love to each other. We were talking and then kissing which lead to my partaking in some dessert between her legs. I was enjoying her. Licking her and stoking her pink peach with my Tongue. Her hips were moving back and Forth. Her hand on my Head drawing my face into her. She was moaning. At which point her back arched and she cried out That she was cuming. "OMG I am...."

I looked up to see her. I love watching her cum. Out of the corner of my éye I see a flame. I realize the pillow was on fire. In the heat of the moment, at the point of excitement she must have moved the pillow and it caught fire. I jumped out of Bed to grab it. I had a bottle of water Next to the Bed but oh no no water in the bottle. My amazing SP took it from me and calmly walked into the shower. She turned on the shower. I stood there looking at the mess thinking we could have burnt down the whole hotel. I am naked and her in the nightie I got her. I was still in shock. She smiled at me looked down. I still had the condom on from the earlier experience. She kissed me and Saïd where were we. She kissed me some more. She secured the condom. I push her up into the shower. She pulled me to her. Now the water was all over us. Her night gown was stuck to her body. She lifted her leg and gently pulled my hard cock against her soft pussy. We were now rocking in the shower until at one point I penetrated her. God the smell of burnt pillow, the Sound of the shower and the feeling of her holding me kissing me and making love in the shower was way too Much.

This huge disaster turned into an amazing love making experience.

I had no idea That a pillow was So expensive.
 
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76duster

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oh fuck I tried to forget about this, but it has come back:

doing digits on an SP and felt something weird inside her. First I thought it was an IUD, but I was able to hook it under my index finger. Pulled it out - a used condom. She said, "oh my... THAT'S where it went!" Needless to say, it wasn't mine! I ran to the bathroom and washed my hands furiously. Then I went home and washed over and over again.
 
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Dickson said:
We had come back to the suite after a night out to dinner and the théâtre. We had the lights out but had candles lit around the room. Sam Smith was playing in the back ground.

I had no idea That a pillow was So expensive.
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Boy oh boy, Dickson, you certainly don't spare any expense when it comes to romanticizing the ladies.

First the dinner and the theatre, and then up to your hotel suite where Sam Smith was playing in the back ground. ---Wow, he must have cost you a fortune, but isn't it also a little distracting to have him watch you while your making passionate love to the lady ??

And, no wonder she was cuming so quick and intense to even set a pillow on fire, - at 22 I hear he's quite the eye candy for the ladies, - (who also fantasize like we do when we are fu*king an auntie and imagine it's a hot 21 year old.)

Also, I can't believe that you complain about the price of a pillow when you spend thousands and thousands to impress a lady. Heck, I bet you spend more on a single custom made, name embroided condom, than you paid for a new pillow.

Oh, the pleasures of being well heeled and well hung..:D.:D
 
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