What's the 'most different of strange gift received or given' Ladies & Pooner's?

[badbadboy]

I was thinking about the different gifts I have given to the ladies besides wine, flowers and chocolate.

Once I was on my way to an incall and got a text saying "BYOT"

aka bring your own towel since she had all her towels in the dryer. I swung into Bed Bath Beyond and got her a set of bath towels, etc ( I kept the wine lol )

Or when we were laying there having pillow talk and she said I smelled good saying "what's that scent"?

I said it was lemongrass scented natural deodorant and she said she loved it and would like to try some.

So I gave her deodorant the next time we saw each other haha.


Ladies, any different or strange gifts you have received?

Pooners? I'm sure there are some different ideas about gifts you have given to the ladies?

 

[sybian]

I've been known to show up with a large pack of steaks.....And before you P.M. me about what a Redneck ,Hillbilly I am......It was a REQUEST!
You'd be surprised how often I get asked to supply a nice piece of beef.
Another young lady or two here ,have also requested a Mason Jar or two ,of Jet Fuel that happens to pour out of a copper pot that sits in my shed, whenever I put a flame under it.

 

[vancity_cowboy]

one semi-pro i was banging liked to play old recordings of a certain 60's recording artist, so i bought her a pair of tickets to his show when he was in town. she took her mother who was also a fan

another one was here from toronto to get her boobs done (and paid for). she arrived in early december not knowing a soul here. i learned all this on visit number one. on visit number two i gave her a Christmas card and a little itty-bitty poinsettia plant that had exactly one big bloom... she teared right up, then banged the bejeesus out of me!! ahhh... memories

instead of flowers i gave another one a bundle of spring pussy willows, she kept that spray on her mantlepiece forever

i usually like to include the donation inside a humourous greeting card. i found a priceless one one time that i gave to an advertiser here that said, 'q: how many men does it take to change a lightbulb? a: seven, one to do the changing, six to listen to him brag about the screwing!'

i could hear her shreik of laughter over the the sound of my freshen-up shower. i seem to remember a pretty hot session after that!

***edit***

on the receiving end, i got stood up at the buzzer by an escort one time, but she was so interesting to talk to on the phone that i persevered. she said she would make it up to me. on the next visit when i buzzed, her voice came on the intercom saying, 'come on up... the door's open' and sure enough it was. she was stretched out on the bed with her fingers deep in her pussy, writhing a little bit and moaning - no shower for ole vancity that day

also on the receiving end, i was fortunate enough to land a session with a very high end lady here in town, but it turned out to be her last night in vancouver as she was returning to her home country the next morning. after the deed we got chatting and she showed no sign of kicking me out so we chatted on. all of a sudden she jumped up and opened the door to the night table and brought out a bunch of unopened boxes of chocolates. she said they had been given to her by various guys and no way could she eat them all. so she opened them all up, then sat on me and dumped them all over us! uhhhh... ever had a chocolate shower? well by the time we were finished what happened next we BOTH needed a shower. as for the condition of the sheets, the less said, the better! ound:

i think i'll shut up now... you got me started

 

[Jessikitten]

A lovely client once brought me a box of organic homegrown produce. There was at least a dozen different types of veggies including black heirloom tomatoes. It was romantic in a pragmatic sort of way!

 

[*emmanuelle]

A lovely client once brought me a box of organic homegrown produce.

Ooooh I would love that!! Produce is the way to my heart.

 

[sdw]

Ooooh I would love that!! Produce is the way to my heart.

Cool as a Cucumber just hanging around?

OR
Offering diversity

 

[yasmine]

i received a backscratcher. ound:

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

I got a LOVELY heirloom black cherry tomato. They were SO good they actually helped me change somebody's mind about how good cherry tomatoes can be! I hope I can find them again this summer (or that gentleman can!!!)

 

[girth-brooks]

Not necessarily a different or strange gift, but I remember when I met a SP back in 2013 who gave me home baked cookies to take home with me at the end of the session (on a paper plate with plastic wrap over top). And not just something like generic chocolate chip ones, these were in shapes and decorated. She really put a lot of effort into them. She told me that she was bored during the day and made them before she posted her ad. They actually were pretty good.

 

[badbadboy]

Pillow talk time I was asked what I was doing and I related the I was going to do two pork butts for a party that weekend. Next thing I know I'm booked to come back on Sunday with Pulled Pork with all the trimmings lol.

Who says the way to a man's heart is through his stomach SP's love home cooking too!

 

[vancity_cowboy]

Pillow talk time I was asked what I was doing and I related the I was going to do two pork butts for a party that weekend. Next thing I know I'm booked to come back on Sunday with Pulled Pork with all the trimmings lol.

Who says the way to a man's heart is through his stomach SP's love home cooking too!

for a second there i was trying to figure out what 3b was doing with TWO pigs!!!

 

[badbadboy]

for a second there i was trying to figure out what 3b was doing with TWO pigs!!!

yah a wee bit of a faux pas on my part I'd say.

Explicitly the Pork Butts went on a smoker for 15 hours.....

 

[LADY-VIA]

A very sweet gentlemen I saw recently has a fetish of sorts for plastic. ? we've all got our things �� he made me some plastic underware. That was a new one for me. I've received a few poems over the years, which I love. They were hand written for me

I've also got one person currently, who's sent messages over the years. I've never met him, but he is a member on here, and he's been sending me poetry & sweet notes for a long time now. They always make me smile. Amazingly enough I've received messages from him when I've been going through a hard time and nearly in tears. It's happened more than once, and really helped me shift my mood around! So he has gifted me and continues to gift me with words. Beautiful, thoughtful words. THANK YOU, you know who you are!!!

I received this beautiful box of specialty hand painted chocolates once. The specialty part being that the "flavours" were original and different. Well I must say it was nothing short of depressing, biting into these beautiful chocolates and have each one taste more horrible than the last !!! Yuck !! I hope he never buys those for another sp. I don't believe they were joke chocolates, just terribly flavoured. You could compare them to the "pop corn " flavour jelly bean that's made. I actually got through about 6 chocolates, hAlf of each one I choked down, and then I left them out on my coffee table at home for guest lol. !!! A few good laughs were had !

 

[Feenix]

I have given a bag of freshly picked cherries.

I also visited a sex shop with a newly met provider and bought a vibrating rabbit for her. I ended up spending a greatly extended time, at her suggestion that weekend. I have no idea if the two were connected.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Well since we're on the subject of toy gifts...I have received a few!

My first Hitachi Magic Wand was a gift...much beloved! Noisy too once the bearings started to go, so it has been deputed to my Vancouver incall while the new (less noisy) one stays home or travels with me. The second one was a gift as well, and if memory serves me correctly, it arrived in the mail JUST before my first visit with the fellow who gifted it to me! It was ordered from Amazon, I think...

I also have a piece of tempered glass I am inordinately fond of...a gift as well. I quite enjoy the different sensations that can be produced by heating or cooling the glass! My current favourite gift fits quite nicely in the palm of my hand: it's the "Je Joue: Mimi" vibe. Rechargeable, plugs in, quiet, and with variable speeds and pulsation patterns, it's a treat everytime you turn it on...(right, Tanya??? ound Two of the four gifts mentioned were courtesy of a gent that sure knows how to spoil a lady (or two...)

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

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[Lady Companion]

This may not fit into the 'strange' gift category - but I want to share it anyway, as it is truly heartwarming!

Last Wednesday, my older rescue dog Caileb went in for eye surgery. He was totally blind (and deaf), and while a beautiful and happy and otherwise healthy boy, was greatly impacted by these disabilities.

Eye surgery for dogs is much more expensive than for humans, and I had cleared off my credit cards in preparation.

When I arrived to pay the bill - the receptionist told me that it was taken care of!

Apparently, I'm not the only one who loves the little guy to bits! 5 wonderful suitors (I know at least 2 of them are on this board) had called into BC Animal Eyes and made a donation for his sight!

And it didn't stop there! His little brother, who is scheduled for his own eye surgery on Jan. 13th, had a contribution of $830 put towards his bill!

I'm truly touched beyond words a the love and support that this community has shown for my fabulously furry family!

Thank you so much everybody! And for all the prayers, chanting, good thoughts, warm wishes and positive energy that was sent his way!

Surgery was far more successful than they imagined! They restored the vision in one eye to about 80%! And he busy running around like a puppy! He sits at the window watching cars go by, sits backwards in the car so his good eye can see out the window, and isn't running into walls and falling off of furniture anymore! Now he sees me when I walk into a room or come home, and his tail goes a mile a minute!

This is without a doubt the highlight of my year! Restoring his vision is a true miracle and blessing, but the fact that so many people cared and made such generous contributions, financially and with their thoughts/prayers makes this the best Christmas every!

With profound gratitude, joy and plenty of tail waggles!

 

[sdw]

A SP that I used to visit regularly had a thing for flavored/specialty coffee. I took the liberty of importing some of Hawaiis best. You can't go wrong with coffee grown in the volcanic ash of the Big Island. Kona.

lol, is that the same place that those nuts my family re-gifts every year come from? Apparently, the MAUNA LOA company uses the husks to power a power plant in Hilo. Since the nut is a waste product of providing the husks, innocent tourists are sent home with their suitcases full of Macadamia Nuts. The problem, of course, is finding someone to be the final consumer of the nuts. This massive task used to be shouldered by Mikey, but he died of eating sugar blasted, chocolate coated, air popped macadamia nut cereal. It was a nutty way to die and a huge loss to the world.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

A SP that I used to visit regularly had a thing for flavored/specialty coffee. I took the liberty of importing some of Hawaiis best. You can't go wrong with coffee grown in the volcanic ash of the Big Island. Kona.

OOOOH lucky SP! i do love my coffee too!

 

[MissingOne]

This may not fit into the 'strange' gift category - but I want to share it anyway, as it is truly heartwarming!

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With profound gratitude, joy and plenty of tail waggles!

That is a wonderful story! Thank you for posting it.