What's the LEAST you've spent?

[volks]

So we had a thread going a week ago with horror stories of how much we've lost over the years...how about some successes, deals, surprises?

It was a year ago now, but I happened upon a small MP in Yaletown, where a fairly attractive Thai woman worked. As always, I was polite and tried to make some conversation (her english was great - I love accents) and she was really excited that I had taken the time before just jumping into it. I had paid the room fee (it was $30 - for 45 min) and only had two greens left, just hoping for a good massage as this was my first visit here and was 'checking it out'. After a great massage she asked if I wanted extras...I told her I didn't have enough cash but I wanted to know the rates, she asked me how much I had, and I told her 40, she said "okay" and giggled, took her clothes off and off we went, it was amazing. All in all $70 for FS.

Now, I was pretty pleased with this, so I decided to go back. It was three weeks later but she still recognized me. As soon as I came in she threw her arms around me and took me to the room (no room fee this time) and she got right to it, pulling my clothes off and gettting to business. When we had finished she gave me another great massage and as I pulled out my cash, she said "no". WTF?! She didn't want any, she said she enjoyed it alot. I couldn't believe it. So I forced her to take a twenty and she told me to make sure I came back.

I went back, three more times in fact. I usually brought her a gift or something, but every time she was so great, and on the final visit she informed that she was leaving the biz. I hope she does well, I sure did. Over all I think with the initial 70, the 20 and the money spent, I probably paid about $30 an hour...

So let's hear it...

volks.

 

[necko]

the least

a big mac and large fries to a chick I met on the Chatline she made the deal on the phone sight unseen I was not dissappointed in her. A real spinner living in Delta

 

[mick_eight]

Once got a bbbjcim for a chick to use shower and a seven buck bbbjcim from a junkie, she said thanks for lunch when finished.

 

[Kurrupt]

Was driving from cal to ed, and I stopped in Red deer for a piss. A very attractive girl asked me where I was going and I said edmonton, she asked if she could tag along, so I looked her up once and said sure. She said she was hungry so I bought us some burgers at the AnW's.

anyways we took off and when we got to Edmonton she gave me directions to her friends place. When we got there her friend wasn't home. She then asked me if I had somewhere to go and said sort of, I didn't really feel like driving this chick around town so I told her I had to go. I asked her if she had any $$ to wich she replied no, so I jokingly aske if she wanted to make a few bucks, to wich she replied 80 for 50/50. I nearly chocked when I heard her response, so I told her no way... i just bought you lunch and drove you from Red deer. So she made her way over to me and said, so how about a 20, a ride to another spot in Edmonton and i'll give you 50/50. so I was like giddy up. drove her to another 'friends' place, park outside their garage, fvcked the shit out of this chick, gave her 20 and split.

funny story i guess but that is the least I have spent.

 

[mexman]

Near butthole new mexico

While on a trip across southern states about 20 yrs ago, stopped at one of those Stuckies places which are gas staion/ store/ resturant in the middle of nowhere. Getting gas and this smokin hot chick pulls in in a loaded wagon of somesort, forget the make, eyed me as much as I did her. I'm done way ahead so I went into the adjoining rest. and grabbed a coffee, she filled parked and came in. Wouldn't u know we are the only ones in the place and she comes and sits right at the next table. Idle chat about the crappy weather and its getting late and she doesn't like driving in the rain at night and its dark fairly soon
Bunch of idle chat about stuff, she facinated that I'm canadian and right the fuck out in the middle of basically noplace and not really anywhere I need to be. Turns out she was dealing cards in Vegas last couple of years and was moving back to Albeqerquie(now thats just spelled way wrong). Chitty chat and she asks if I would be interseted in splittin a room at the next town, NO FUCKIN DOUBT. So away we go maybe 10 or so miles I turn off onto ramp and she follows. Yippie.
Couple of motels right there, pull into one and she pulls up gets out walks over and says to me, look I'm a little short on cash to get to Alberq (??) so if you pay for the room we can fuck all night!! Fuck the room was 29.95 plus tax!!
We both knew from the moment we saw each other, that this was fuckable material. I got the room and as soon as the door was closed,, holy shit did things happen fast. This was about 5:30 or so, we got out of bed about 9 and went across the street for dinner, my treat, back to the room, back to bed, do it again, go to sleep, wake up, do it again, shower up and say goodbye. Some of the best sex ever and in those days it was usually always BBBJ and BBFS. I was about 21 she was about 25. God could she suck a cock.

I didn't do the math, but it was cheap.

Got a BJ from a chick in BC once at a nightcub in Kelowna once for a joint.
Wasn't like miss new mexico tho.

 

[sirlickheralot]

$0

Several years ago I picked up a SW on the midtrack, she quoted me $80 for 1/2 and 1/2, I gave her the money did the deed and dropped her off. I headed home and went to bed. The next morning I got into my car and saw a wad of greens on the passanger side floor. Sure enough it was the $80 I'd given her the night before, I guess she dropped it without realizing it.

 

[majikcalgary]

kind of off topic but...

when i was in college i was working parttime at a c store. some guy bought vasiline, whipped cream, and playboy (approx 12 bucks) it was a rather difficult transaction to complete lol

 

[huge]

Back in 1990 I was driving home to Langley from the Roxy nightclub. I decided to take the Granville street bridge and then Broadway to Hwy# 1 due to the occasional sw on Broadway. I picked up a kinda goodlooking sw around Yukon St. I asked how much for a hj. She sez gimme 15 bucks and all the change in your ash tray, and I'll give you the best bj of your life!
Giddee up! Great bj, great facial, huge nipples (I think that's where my big nipple fixation came from). $15 plus about a buck and a half in change. the car happened to be a rental, so I was low in the ash tray bank account.
Ahhhhh memories!

 

[bigwoodsman]

79.95

Seventy bucks for the room, which I needed anyways, and 9.95 taxes, called up a Indy, we struck up a decent coversation, and had a fantastic time together, she was suppose to stay for an hour, but said she was having such a good time that she didn't want to leave, asked if I mind if she stayed, till morning, she had to be at school for 8 a.m. I said no bother but don't expect anymore of a donation, she told me not to worry. And I didn't, we spent most of the night doing the deed. In the morning we showered great bbj, she was in a hurry to get to school, and left without picking up the donation envelope.

Big wood

 

[sajrcc]

Castle Massage

About 8 years ago I went into Castle Massage in Edmonton. (This was my first time to get a massage and I had no fucking idea what to expect). Any of you who have ever been there know that the chick there is not much to look at. Anyway after the massage she asks if I want a complete or a bj. Well, I wanted a BJ (but not know what to expect I only took $40.00 total in there, I left the rest in the car). I told her this was my first time and I hadn't brought the cash in. She gave me a nude BJ with BLS (probable still one of the best ever) for $40.00 room fee included. I have been back a few times and always tipped her generously

 

[hitrack]

7 bucks...hand job...alley. Thats all I have to say about that.

 

[richrad]

$0

Several years ago I picked up a SW on the midtrack, she quoted me $80 for 1/2 and 1/2, I gave her the money did the deed and dropped her off. I headed home and went to bed. The next morning I got into my car and saw a wad of greens on the passanger side floor. Sure enough it was the $80 I'd given her the night before, I guess she dropped it without realizing it.

thats hilarious. its like goin to a bank to withdraw money only forget to actually get the money, which has happened to me a few times haha.

 

[volks]

Nice!

7 bucks...hand job...alley. Thats all I have to say about that.

Well done sir, I was hoping you'd chime in on this one.

volks.

 

[rollerboy]

Kiwis!!!

Gorgeous blue-eyed brunette beauty in Napier five years ago. Due to a favorable exchange rate, it worked out to $50/hr US.

 

[schizo_man]

well, not sure if this applies, as I never actually followed through and recieved the "service". however, one time I was cruising the streets and picked up this lady who offered FS for 20 bucks. She said all she needed it for was food, ya ya I know, alot of them will say that sort of stuff, however I felt that she was being legit, so I took her to a Wendy's and bought her a meal, plus more that she could take with her. Something told me not to take her up on her offer of sex, she wasnt disgusting, old, or anything, just felt that it wouldnt be "right" (if it ever is really "right") doing so. This was done a few years ago, havent picked up anyone on the streets for quite awhile.

 

[richrad]

well, not sure if this applies, as I never actually followed through and recieved the "service". however, one time I was cruising the streets and picked up this lady who offered FS for 20 bucks. She said all she needed it for was food, ya ya I know, alot of them will say that sort of stuff, however I felt that she was being legit, so I took her to a Wendy's and bought her a meal, plus more that she could take with her. Something told me not to take her up on her offer of sex, she wasnt disgusting, old, or anything, just felt that it wouldnt be "right" (if it ever is really "right") doing so. This was done a few years ago, havent picked up anyone on the streets for quite awhile.

at least she ate healthy

 

[wolverine]

I once received a freebie session with a SP.
This was a few years ago and she's long since retired, so spare me the PMs.

 

[Travelingman]

$50 for a great time this summer with a 35-40 year old brown skinned Columbian stripper with fake tits. Including room.

I was at a strip club in Ecuador with a couple of engineer buddies, and she came and sat with me and we chatted as much as my bad Spanish and her bad English would allow. She did a stage show then came back. She 'invited' me to go upstairs for a private show for $50; which I took to mean sex. I thought it would be very impolite to say no.

We got some towels from a maid, and went into a room which reminded me of a 1970's teenage basement sex pad. She put a CD on the stereo while I got naked and sat on the vinyl couch; with my dick pointing skyward. She was a bit surprised when she turned around to see me nekkid, then she started to dance on the coffee table. After about 30 seconds I told her I didn't think we were there for dancing (bailar) and I'd really like to fuck her instead. She said she was into it so away we went. I had a great time with her. Every time she went into a fake orgasm I started laughing then she did too. Then we both started doing outrageous fake orgams to make each other laugh. We played, fucked and had fun for over an hour and my orgasm at least was real. We showered together and she did not want any more money. When we went back to club to join my buddies, I'd been gone for so long they thought I'd been kidnapped or something. They'd both done the deed with other girls in the meantime who were younger, better looking, more expensive, faster and NOT FUN. My gal had another drink with us, then we left to go to a very upscale brothel.

I blew over $200 USD, including entrada and drinks, at the high end brothel on a 20 year old blonde girl who was super hot looking (think 20yo Kim Basinger) but was not 10% as much fun to fuck as the 35 year old $50 stripper. I didn't ask her who she was, why she was there, blah blah blah. She volunteered that she was there to support her son, and pointed out her caesarian scar, and kept talking about her son to make herself feel good and remind herself she was there for a good cause. When screwing, she kept calling me "Pappy" and her moans were both very fake (which is okay) and very distracting (not okay). Altogether, not hot. My wife is much more fun to play with, and she's an amateur.

Life is like a box of chocolates...

 

[Big Trapper]

$US5

Colombia, about 20 years ago. All night, BB everything. About a 7 in looks with impossibly nice hooters!

I was leaving the next morning, so she came to the airport to see me off. She cried as I turned to walk up the ramp.

A BIG piece of my heart stayed.



Loving women those Colombianas...

 

[Travelingman]

I still have a columbiana 'girlfriend' I correspond with by email - got a message from her today in fact. She's in her mid 20's and finishing off her economista degree (commerce) in Bogota. Very sweet.

The economy in colombia is terrible, so girls look for gringos in the bars to hook up with. Since gringos are assumed to be rich (true by SA standards) it's a status thing to be seen with them. Often they just want someone to buy drinks, dinner and dance club cover charges they can't afford themselves. Sometimes they'll volunteer to sleep with said gringo for just the promise of a regalo (small gift) or propena (tip). Or just for fun. I am told that that the gringos are nicer than their boyfriends; who are often very macho and abusive.

The first time I was with my girl, it was for the money. After that night, she didn't want any money; she just wanted to be my novia (girlfriend). I insisted she take my money because I knew she needed it, I could afford it, and I can't really meet any other needs in her life.I can't do finance homework in spanish! It also keeps the relationship more clear in our minds. She was very quiet and reserved with me in public; but very protective. In private she's a tiger in the bedroom and very patient trying to improve my spanish. She thought it was very important for me to know she'd only ever been with 3 guys for $$. (Obviously it isn't important to me; don't care if she'd been with 100).

I ended up paying her enough over my visit for a half year's tuition - which still ain't big cash. She'd like to visit with me over her Christmas break; even though she knows I'm married. How do you explain THAT to the wife?

Anyway, I agree with you Big Trapper. Columbianas are very hot and very sweet.