What's the greatest sex you ever had? (Part One)

Avery

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I recalled a similar topic from another board a few years ago, and I thought it would be fun to try it here. If this reads like a pornographic novel, it’s because it was that kind of experience.

It happened many years ago. I was 32 and had been married for over six years, and with my wife exclusively for a total of seven-and-a-half years. I had been faithful the whole time, unless you count a few drunken kisses at Christmas with two secretaries (remember when we had those?) at two different employers. Our only child at that time, a boy, was about a year-and-a-half old. I was the manager of a large department in the Canadian branch of a European multinational in Montréal.

One of my many departmental responsibilities was to provide training to our employees from across Canada. We gave one-week courses that lasted four-and-a-half days. It was really four long days, with a group dinner on Thursday evening, and a perfunctory Friday morning session when everyone was recovering from a hangover, myself usually included. I rarely did any of the training myself (my subordinates did that), but I hosted the dinners, and usually accompanied the guys to a bar or two afterward.

On a Thursday evening that November, we ended up at the Vieux Munich, a German beer garden that originated at Expo 67 and subsequently moved downtown. There were always large groups of people there, enjoying the ambiance and dancing to the oompapa music. I usually behaved myself (I didn’t want to set a bad example in front of a lot of witnesses, including a few of my subordinates), but that night I didn’t. (My wife and son were away that week visiting her family). There was a nearby table with around ten women in their thirties having a good time sans their menfolk. Some of the guys started dancing with some of the ladies, and I went and asked one of the seated ladies to dance (in French).

Her name was…let’s call her…Jacqueline. She wasn’t a Québecoise; she was originally from Paris, 34, ordinary looking, average build, married to a Croatian, and had a twelve year old son. We got along really well! I was 2½ sheets to the wind, and had lost most of my inhibitions. Apparently, it wasn’t long before we were in a passionate embrace on the dance floor and DFK’ing. This continued for a while, when she had to leave. I walked her to her van, which was parked on Ste. Catherine Street. Believe it or not, somehow, we climbed into the back and started kissing and groping right there! I was pretty drunk, but I remember distinctly having her panties down around her knees while I was fingering her pussy, and she had my (very erect) dick out of my fly. We were on the verge of “doing it”, when she pulled away and said, “Pas ici! Je te donne mon numéro. Appelles-moi demain matin, et on peut se rencontrer.” (Not here! I’m giving you my number. Call me tomorrow morning, and we can meet). We composed ourselves, I said OK, and we parted. I drove home, although I obviously shouldn’t have, given my drunken state. Fortunately, I made it without incident.

I woke up late the next morning. I had slept right through the hangover I probably would have had. I decided I would call Jacqueline to finish what we had started. The first thing I did was call my secretary to tell her I wouldn’t be in until later on that afternoon. She laughed, and asked if I was hung over, and I lied and said yes. She had obviously heard something. I wasn’t overly concerned about anyone calling me at the office because my boss and his boss were in Europe at the time. After I shaved and showered, I realized that if I called Jacqueline from the house, it would appear on our bill as a long distance call because I lived on the West Island, and she lived on the South Shore. So, I drove to a nearby shopping centre to use a pay phone. She answered immediately, and she said to pick her up at an intersection near her house. It took me about forty minutes to get there, but she was waiting for me. She guided me to a motel that she said she’d used before for similar trysts. I went into the office, paid for the room, and returned with the key.

We had no sooner closed the door behind us, when we flew into each other’s arms and started devouring each other. Within seconds, we were almost tearing our clothes off and tossing them into a heap on the floor. We collapsed onto the bed, and really went at it. I had never been with a truly multi-orgasmic woman before. I swear she had her first within ten seconds of my having inserted my finger. I started DATY’ing her, and she came a couple more times in very short order. I was amazed and in a frenzy by this time. I didn’t bother waiting for her to start giving me a BJ; I just plunged Avery Junior (uncovered) into her pussy and fucked her harder than I’d ever fucked anyone in my life. The intensity level was incredible! I made no attempt to hold back, and I didn’t need to anyway, because she started cumming again soon afterward. We collapsed in a sweaty heap.

....cont'd....
 

Avery

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What's the greatest sex you ever had? (Part Two)

We did manage to chat a little. She told me her husband was an alcoholic and no use at all in the sack. On the rare occasions he could get it up, she wasn’t turned on anyway. As she put it, “Je triche”. (I fake it). Pretty soon, Round Two started. This time, we went straight into BBFS. She came again, and then asked me to pull out before I came too. She then started to give me a BBBJ. It was obvious she wanted it to be a BBBJTC, and I kindly obliged a few minutes later (she swallowed it). After a short break, it was more of the same in Round Three (for me – it was more like fifteen for her). I was much younger then, so MSOG were pretty well automatic, especially with someone as brazenly sexual as Jacqueline. We showered and parted, agreeing to meet again soon. She knew it was my first time "going astray", and when she left my car, she said, "Tu n'as pas l'air fautif". (You don't look ashamed). It must have been my silly, shit-faced grin! :D Truth to tell, I didn't feel nearly as guilty as I thought I might.

Over the next several months, we met a total of seven times, always in the same place and in the same way. I would call her one day, and we’d meet the next afternoon. I would make an excuse to slip away from the office for three hours or so, and we’d go at it. The intensity level never diminished one iota. Our clothes would fly into the air and land in a heap on the floor, and we’d literally fuck each other’s brains out. On more than one occasion, she amazed me by having orgasms while I was only sucking her nipples! We did it all – DFK, BBFS, BBBJTC, DATY, MSOG, and when we were done, we’d be saturated in body fluids – a mix of sweat, saliva, cum and pussy juice.

After the first couple of encounters, Jacqueline started hinting she wanted me to do Greek. Now, I had always had the attitude that anal sex was dirty, and I didn’t want to know about it. I think she sensed that at first, but each time, the hints got stronger. She would say, “Oh xxxx, je veux tellement que tu me prennes par derrière, parce que, dans l’amour, rien n’est sale”. (Oh, xxxx, I want so much for you to take me in the rear, because in love, nothing is dirty). I kept avoiding the issue.

Then, on what turned out to be our final encounter, it happened. We had gone three rounds as usual, and we were showering together. We were washing each other’s bodies, giggling, etc. While she was washing Avery Junior, to my surprise, he started coming to life again. Then, something came over me. I have no idea why, but while I was gingerly washing her ass crack, I slipped a soapy finger right into her bunghole. I guess my curiosity had finally overruled my reticence about anal sex. Her eyes lit up like saucers! She made sure my dick was well soaped, grabbed me by the hand, and led me back to the bed. She assumed the position, and I slipped the cute little fellow into her ass and started pumping. I have no idea why I did this, but I looked at the digital clock as we started. I fucked her in the ass for 44 minutes straight until I finally came again. I’m not exaggerating; she was in what amounted to a constant of orgasm from the ten second mark until the end! I’ve never heard a woman make so much noise! I actually stopped two or three times, because I thought she was screaming in pain. She wasn’t, and begged me to continue. I was also afraid the police were going to come and break the door down because someone thought a murder was being committed. She was that loud!

When we were done, we were exhausted, and she just wanted to cuddle for a while. I did too, but I made the fatal mistake of looking down at the now very limp Avery Junior. Let’s just say that what I saw grossed me out, and confirmed my preconceived notions about anal sex, so I decided I’d rather shower than cuddle. She was obviously disappointed, because that didn’t seem to bother her at all. After we showered, I drove her back to the usual corner, and we parted, not realizing that would be the last time.

She called me at my office a couple of weeks later and told me she had decided not to see me again. She said she was looking for a love as well as a sexual relationship, and she knew I would never risk breaking up my family for her. She said that it had been wonderful, but she needed more than just the sex, and she knew that’s all it was to me. She was right, of course, so I wished her well.

I was tempted to call her a couple of times, but I never did. Several months later, I was downtown in The Bay on Ste. Catherine Street, browsing in the Men’s Department. I heard a very familiar and distinctive female voice speaking French in a Parisian accent to a man, coming from the next aisle. I peeked around the corner, and, sure enough, it was Jacqueline. For a fleeting moment, I thought about walking past her and the man I presumed to be her husband, but sanity prevailed, and I walked the other way so she wouldn’t see me. I never saw her again.

THE END

OK, that’s my long story! Let’s hear some of yours!
 

gotsome2004

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wow

That was an awesome experience!
And a very well written story.
My congratulations
 

therealrex

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Anna said:
whats BBBJTC?? why wouldnt you wear a condum??
BBBJTC= Bareback Blowjob to Completion. He wasn't wearing a condom because this happened when he was 32. You didn't need to wear a condom back in the late 50's :D Cool story though
 

wilde

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It got a little rise out of junior, so thanks for the entertaining story.



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hornyitalian06

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Great Story - Avery

I really enjoyed the story and well written:p :) :D
 

Rod Steel

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Avery, that is a good read. Thanks for the nice story.
 

Johnny Rico

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It was lastnignt and I was by myself :D

hmmm welll there was this one night stand when I was 25 that kinda stands out from the rest but I am not going to go into detail. She was a short hot blond a few years older then me who I met at a nightclub a few blocks from my place. We spent a good 3 hours going at it that night, then a couple more hours in the morning, then I gave her a lift to the airport and she was gone.
 

cf104

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Greatest Sex!

Mmmm. Interesting topic! I'll keep this short, no explicit details. The best SP is definitely Laiya, without a doubt. The best non SP would also be a Filipino lady. I met on one of my trips to that exotic land of 7000+ islands. She was in her mid to late 30's, separated, a couple of kids, but really, really pretty AND intelligent and well educated. She was fantastic! Multi-orgasmic, and great control of her vagina muscles!!!
 

Mr Blonde

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My greatest sexual experience. Yet to be topped.

I was 21 and I had been with my girlfriend J***y for two years. It was summer and we were hanging out at my house while my parents were out for the afternoon with my kid sister. We were out in the backyard just kind of lazing around. It was really too hot to do anything else. I remember I went upstairs to answer the phone in the kitchen and as I was about to go back outside I headed off to the bathroom to hang a rat. I looked out the bathroom window when I was done and saw J***y was sitting almost directly below me. I ran into the kitchen and grabbed a mop bucket out from under the sink and filled it with cold water from the bathroom sink. I looked out the bathroom window again and J***y was sitting in a lawn chair flipping through an issue of Glamour.

I remember saying “Baby, I love you.” From the window and she looked up at me and smiled and said.
”I love you too, come back outside.”
“In a minute I said.”
I disappeared from the window for a moment and peeked out, waiting for her to become immersed in her magazine again. When I was satisfied she was occupied I tipped the bucket of water out the window and stifled laughter as I heard it hit its mark below.
J***y screamed “OH MY GOD!” and I just burst out laughing from the window above.

J***y looked up at me and her face was a mix of surprise, anger, and astonishment. She looked up at me and told me, “you are so dead!” and disappeared into the carport only to emerge a second later with the garden hose spraying full blast at the window above. I was laughing so hard the first of the stream caught me square in the face and I felt water run up my nose. Have you ever laughed so hard that you snorted milk out of your nostrils? Well I did the exact same thing only with water, in reverse. I felt the water go up my nose and tasted it in the back of my throat.

The look on my face coupled with the gurgling noise I made must have been amusing because I remember J***y laughing as I wiped the water from my face. The stream from the hose was coming through the bathroom window and hitting the top of the wall and ceiling, so I filled the bucket with water and tossed it out the window again. I didn’t hit her as well as I did the first time but I heard her scream a bit, so I must have scored a little. I took the bucket and raced down the stairs into the basement and filled the water bucket again with water from a sink in the laundry room and came out through the carport where she had emerged with the garden hose. I swung the door open and saw her soaking wet, holding the garden hose at her side. I rushed towards her and launched the water from the bucket right at her and scored a bulls eye. SPLASH right across the chest.

“C***s!” she screamed and raised the hose and unloaded right at me. The water streamed from the hose and I was finished. I ran back into the basement to fill the bucket again and J***y followed with the hose, unrelenting. Water hit my back and head and splashed all over the floor and walls and all I could hear was her laughter. I raised my hands in surrender and tossed the bucket on the floor. “I surrender, I surrender, you win.” I said. The garden hose hit the ground and I turned around to look at her and she was absolutely soaked. We both were. Her hair, was sopping wet and hung in clumps off her shoulders and the white cut off shirt she was wearing was so wet I could see the outline of her bra underneath. Her cut off jeans were soaked, and I remember seeing water running down her legs. We were both out of breath and staring at each other, grinning like idiots and right then and there we devoured each other. I grabbed her by the shirt and her arms flung around my neck and our hands were all over the place. My shirt came flying off followed by my shorts. I literally ripped J***y’s shirt off of her and she let out a playful scream as the buttons hit the floor. The bra came next, and her jean shorts were so soaked they came down in one smooth yank. Our lips were locked together and I lifted her onto the dryer and peeled her panties off. I buried my face between her legs and her hands ran through my hair and pushed my face further into her snatch. I couldn’t breathe, but didn’t give a fuck. J***y slid forward off of the dryer and our lips locked together again, she pushed me into the fridge and it was her turn to head south. In two years she had never worked my dog so hard. I looked down and saw her fingering her snatch as she was dishing out the best blowjob I had ever experienced.

I felt like we were heading into uncharted territory. We had been fucking like man and wife for two years, but this was completely new ground for the both of us. When you’re young and living at home you have to tread softly. One careless moan could mean trouble.

J***y’s legs wrapped around my waist as I carried her into the downstairs living room, which was connected to the room I slept in. We landed on the carpet and the rug burned my back, but I didn’t care. She climbed on and her hands dug into my chest and rode me. I was so deep in her I felt like I was hitting her kidneys. Her hair, still soaked from the water fight was everywhere, on my chest, in my face, mingled with my hair.

The room was sweltering. All the windows were closed tight and the sun had been beating in all day. It was like a fucking sauna. I laid her down on the living room couch and propped her legs around my shoulders and pounded her as hard as I could. This was all out complete sport fucking, no inhibitions, no shame, anything goes. We were loud, she screamed, I hollered, hair was pulled, nails scratched skin. Our eyes and lips met, but in every glance, in every kiss it wasn’t love, it wasn’t tenderness it was raw primal no holds barred sex. We fucked everywhere in every position.

On the floor,
On the couch,
On a dresser,
Back on the floor,
On a Lazy Boy,

It felt like hours, but it wasn’t. It ended on my bed with me wasting some sperm on her stomach and boobs and I collapsed next to her. Both of us struggling to catch our breath.

I dozed off for a minute, and came to. I knew we would be alone for a bit, but the laundry room was a mess. I got up, and for some reason I was limping, to survey the damage and our clothes were strewn about and the room looked like the sink had overflowed. The garden hose was still turned on and a gentle stream of water was coming out of the coupler where the hose met the spray gun dealy.

J***y and I put our clothes back on and started cleaning up. We were grinning like idiots, but didn’t say a word. It took about an hour and a half to get things looking normal again but the pungent odor of sex permeated the entire basement area. From my room, to the laundry room, to the room leading upstairs. It all just reeked like an orgy had taken place. We opened all the windows, moved a couple of fans into the rooms, and used half a bottle of Lysol but we couldn’t get rid of the odor.

I confessed my love to J***y again as we headed into the back yard arm in arm and we spent the rest of the afternoon just sitting around in the sun.

In the early evening my parents and kid sister returned home and headed upstairs through the laundry room, like they always do. J***y and I exchanged a glance at each other and we stifled a laugh when we heard my sister say something like “it smells funny down here.”
 

hornyitalian06

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Mr Blonde said:
My greatest sexual experience. Yet to be topped.

I was 21 and I had been with my girlfriend J***y for two years. It was summer and we were hanging out at my house while my parents were out for the afternoon with my kid sister. We were out in the backyard just kind of lazing around. It was really too hot to do anything else. I remember I went upstairs to answer the phone in the kitchen and as I was about to go back outside I headed off to the bathroom to hang a rat. I looked out the bathroom window when I was done and saw J***y was sitting almost directly below me. I ran into the kitchen and grabbed a mop bucket out from under the sink and filled it with cold water from the bathroom sink. I looked out the bathroom window again and J***y was sitting in a lawn chair flipping through an issue of Glamour.

I remember saying “Baby, I love you.” From the window and she looked up at me and smiled and said.
”I love you too, come back outside.”
“In a minute I said.”
I disappeared from the window for a moment and peeked out, waiting for her to become immersed in her magazine again. When I was satisfied she was occupied I tipped the bucket of water out the window and stifled laughter as I heard it hit its mark below.
J***y screamed “OH MY GOD!” and I just burst out laughing from the window above.

J***y looked up at me and her face was a mix of surprise, anger, and astonishment. She looked up at me and told me, “you are so dead!” and disappeared into the carport only to emerge a second later with the garden hose spraying full blast at the window above. I was laughing so hard the first of the stream caught me square in the face and I felt water run up my nose. Have you ever laughed so hard that you snorted milk out of your nostrils? Well I did the exact same thing only with water, in reverse. I felt the water go up my nose and tasted it in the back of my throat.

The look on my face coupled with the gurgling noise I made must have been amusing because I remember J***y laughing as I wiped the water from my face. The stream from the hose was coming through the bathroom window and hitting the top of the wall and ceiling, so I filled the bucket with water and tossed it out the window again. I didn’t hit her as well as I did the first time but I heard her scream a bit, so I must have scored a little. I took the bucket and raced down the stairs into the basement and filled the water bucket again with water from a sink in the laundry room and came out through the carport where she had emerged with the garden hose. I swung the door open and saw her soaking wet, holding the garden hose at her side. I rushed towards her and launched the water from the bucket right at her and scored a bulls eye. SPLASH right across the chest.

“C***s!” she screamed and raised the hose and unloaded right at me. The water streamed from the hose and I was finished. I ran back into the basement to fill the bucket again and J***y followed with the hose, unrelenting. Water hit my back and head and splashed all over the floor and walls and all I could hear was her laughter. I raised my hands in surrender and tossed the bucket on the floor. “I surrender, I surrender, you win.” I said. The garden hose hit the ground and I turned around to look at her and she was absolutely soaked. We both were. Her hair, was sopping wet and hung in clumps off her shoulders and the white cut off shirt she was wearing was so wet I could see the outline of her bra underneath. Her cut off jeans were soaked, and I remember seeing water running down her legs. We were both out of breath and staring at each other, grinning like idiots and right then and there we devoured each other. I grabbed her by the shirt and her arms flung around my neck and our hands were all over the place. My shirt came flying off followed by my shorts. I literally ripped J***y’s shirt off of her and she let out a playful scream as the buttons hit the floor. The bra came next, and her jean shorts were so soaked they came down in one smooth yank. Our lips were locked together and I lifted her onto the dryer and peeled her panties off. I buried my face between her legs and her hands ran through my hair and pushed my face further into her snatch. I couldn’t breathe, but didn’t give a fuck. J***y slid forward off of the dryer and our lips locked together again, she pushed me into the fridge and it was her turn to head south. In two years she had never worked my dog so hard. I looked down and saw her fingering her snatch as she was dishing out the best blowjob I had ever experienced.

I felt like we were heading into uncharted territory. We had been fucking like man and wife for two years, but this was completely new ground for the both of us. When you’re young and living at home you have to tread softly. One careless moan could mean trouble.

J***y’s legs wrapped around my waist as I carried her into the downstairs living room, which was connected to the room I slept in. We landed on the carpet and the rug burned my back, but I didn’t care. She climbed on and her hands dug into my chest and rode me. I was so deep in her I felt like I was hitting her kidneys. Her hair, still soaked from the water fight was everywhere, on my chest, in my face, mingled with my hair.

The room was sweltering. All the windows were closed tight and the sun had been beating in all day. It was like a fucking sauna. I laid her down on the living room couch and propped her legs around my shoulders and pounded her as hard as I could. This was all out complete sport fucking, no inhibitions, no shame, anything goes. We were loud, she screamed, I hollered, hair was pulled, nails scratched skin. Our eyes and lips met, but in every glance, in every kiss it wasn’t love, it wasn’t tenderness it was raw primal no holds barred sex. We fucked everywhere in every position.

On the floor,
On the couch,
On a dresser,
Back on the floor,
On a Lazy Boy,

It felt like hours, but it wasn’t. It ended on my bed with me wasting some sperm on her stomach and boobs and I collapsed next to her. Both of us struggling to catch our breath.

I dozed off for a minute, and came to. I knew we would be alone for a bit, but the laundry room was a mess. I got up, and for some reason I was limping, to survey the damage and our clothes were strewn about and the room looked like the sink had overflowed. The garden hose was still turned on and a gentle stream of water was coming out of the coupler where the hose met the spray gun dealy.

J***y and I put our clothes back on and started cleaning up. We were grinning like idiots, but didn’t say a word. It took about an hour and a half to get things looking normal again but the pungent odor of sex permeated the entire basement area. From my room, to the laundry room, to the room leading upstairs. It all just reeked like an orgy had taken place. We opened all the windows, moved a couple of fans into the rooms, and used half a bottle of Lysol but we couldn’t get rid of the odor.

I confessed my love to J***y again as we headed into the back yard arm in arm and we spent the rest of the afternoon just sitting around in the sun.

In the early evening my parents and kid sister returned home and headed upstairs through the laundry room, like they always do. J***y and I exchanged a glance at each other and we stifled a laugh when we heard my sister say something like “it smells funny down here.”
Interesting story;) :p :cool: :) :D
 

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Mr Blonde said:
My greatest sexual experience. Yet to be topped.

I was 21 and I had been with my girlfriend J***y for two years...
Gawd DAMN. What a great story. Not many tales or reviews turn me on, but this one did the trick. If only you could have posted rates and contact info.. :D
 
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