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What's the best sex you ever had?

CapnMaynards

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I wish I had "lost" my virginity to Betty Black lol
She pulled some legitimately magic shit. Like, when we were cuddling and chatting after she said things about herself that resonated with me in such incredible (non-sexual) ways that I can only assume she can read minds. There's no other explanation.

I was so timid that when I was partially undressed and couldn't figure out her shower and had to get her to show me how to turn it on, I covered my nipples. And then when she called me into the bedroom and closed the door and I was just standing there like a statue and she asked if she could kiss me and she approached me, I still get goosebumps thinking about it. And from there she taught me everything, patiently answered all of my questions, showed me where and how to put this and that, gave a lot of positive encouragement and was totally non-judgmental with regards to my complete inability to do anything right.

When she climbed on top of me November Rain popped on the playlist, and she waited until the thunderclap to lower herself down onto me. That's kind of detail-oriented artistry is why I'll never regret the decision to go with a professional. Since then I've seen several SPs but only slept with one amateur and I don't intend to do that again. If I'm gonna do it I might as well do it right.
 

80watts

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Sometime they just have that slut look in their eyes, you know its gonna be good. And the banging starts.
And future best bang will be with CB, in a small tent. We will be soaked, cause its raining.....
 
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I've had a couple of partners where the sex is just absolutely amazing for no discernible reason. I do the same things as with anyone but it just feels infinitely better. I have this with one of my current partners, I drench him from penetration every time* and it could for sure be because of our emotional connection--but I've had it before with one other penis-having partner and we really didn't have that deep a bond. I'll never figure it out, maybe it's anatomy? But dicks aren't THAT different. I dunno. Anyways yeah have you ever had anything like this? When it feels amazing right off the bat, with barely any movement and then just keeps getting better? Sometimes my whole face tingles, like when your foot falls asleep but not painful. Am I just insane?



*NO I WILL NOT DO THIS WITH YOU I CANNOT CONTROL IT AND IT HAS NEVER HAPPENED WITH ANYONE ELSE DON'T ASK
My best is when my mind is getting fucked better than my body !
a few partners have given me that out of body I’m those head experience that leaves you spent mins body and soul !
 

beaveraddict

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Is there really such a thing as "the best ever"?
This is a very capitalist/American concept... the leverage, the stick, of most of the manipulative marketing that preys upon our societal FOMO.
I'm sure most of us, over the course of years of multiple encounters with multiple partners could attest to the fact that there have actually been several/many/a lot of experiences that seemed sublime, out-of-this-world, “the best ever” in that moment... yet, through the rear-view mirror of time you realize "oh yeah, there was also that other time with '___' that was pretty fucking awesome too. And so on.
Know what I mean?
We create these narratives that one person really is so much "better" than someone else... but are they, really? Couldn't many different people be your best friend, your best lover, cook your best meal, have your best adventure with, etc... depending on when, where, how, why your paths crossed?
This is just an observation, I don't mean to diminish or sidetrack this thread. I think it would be healthier for our collective mental health if we got away from the whole concept of "the best ever", "the all time favourite" and the inevitable comparisons or desperate need to match & out do it each time... or suffer the let-down that it didn't seem as good as that other time with that other person.
Not to deny that sometimes it isn't good or really was just mundane and ordinary. That's life too.
IMHO, you will be a happier person if you experience your "best ever" sex right now, with the person you are with today.
Be here now.
OM
 
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For me sex with an SP can never be rated amongst my best experiences. The fact that I’m paying someone for it will alway take some of the edge off, plus the dealing with condoms. It still beats mowing the lawn but it’s not the pinnacle of what sex can be.
I have to agree. It’s a hard pill to swallow considering we are all here in that same boat. I finally had an affair two years ago after six or seven years of escorts and it was right up there with my best paid sex. Be both got together knowing it wasn’t going anywhere and it was great.
 

Kissmepassionately

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My best ever was last Halloween.
Went to a friend's annual Halloween party, the usual people were there, and a new face I hadn't seen before.
She was sitting alone, so I sat beside her on the stairs, we began to talk, and we talked for hours. When I said that I was leaving, she asked about getting a ride home. While dropping her off, was invited inside. She was a giver, OMG such a great giver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

WildBob

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Mine was with a long term girlfriend. I looked and sounded like I was having a stroke. The best for me is almost always in a long term relationship. girlfriend or SP. Sometimes you get a nice surprise though.
 
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papillion

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Best sex was several years ago, I was dating a rather naive uni-student who was looking for a sugar daddy. I asked her if she'd let me fuck her ass bare for $$, she said yes.
her gorgeous ass was pretty tight, I pounded her bum for a good 20 minutes and then had an almighty orgasm & filled her up.
 

vanblue

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I know that I will come off as being a shill, but the most memorable sex I had was with Charlee.....she was on top riding me, with nothing touching us but her pussy and my cock. She was staring into my eyes and started kissing me and the world stood still. Best experience of my life !!!
 
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