What's in your Man Cave?

[escapefromstress]

Reading about the guys who dug a tunnel to use as their man cave, got me wondering how many men actually have one ...

Tell us about your man cave, how it's furnished, and what you like to do in there.

If you don't have one yet, how would you design the perfect man cave?

 

[MissingOne]

Would I be allowed to have female guests in my man-cave? If the answer is no, then I don't want one. A cave, that is.

 

[way.tomuch]

Mine is a little cabin ( 12x16) , finished in wood on the inside , about 200m from the house, has a beer fridge, wood stove ( for the chilly days )

Hootters pictures hung on the wall, sink, cooking utensils, cupboard for odd dish's, small hand built table, 4- chairs , 1 light,

Love the place , peaceful, quite and only my dog and friends allowed....

 

[sybian]

Mine is a hand built log cabin set about 5 miles out in the mountains next to a nameless lake.
A few wild horse and bear skulls , with old traps and axes hung on the wall.
There's a huge pile of dropped deer antler next to the front door , we find those laying everyplace.
There's a hundred year old table and chair set, old rifles hung on the wall, the kitchen cabinets are rough sawn with old wagon hardware for hinges and handles.
A Round Oak brand, pot belly stove does the heating.
Some hunters found it two years ago, and stayed there....Didn't take a thing , they just left some Hustler magazines on the table and hung up one centerfold.
This spring I plan too do a little work to it ..I'd like it a little more comfortable.
I intend to be spending a little more time there, so horse corrals and a real outhouse are on the TDL....

 

[Real Sonny Burnett]

A remote cabin with no electricity or running water, some hunting equipment, a typewriter and plenty of paper so I can write my manifesto.

 

[sybian]

Bring up a few girls......It's all yours SonnyB...I'll Bring you beer every few days, with the pack horse.

 

[Fullhouse]

Bring up a few girls......It's all yours SonnyB...I'll Bring you beer every few days, with the pack horse.

There you go, SonnyB, an offer you can't refuse.

I can already imagine the long line up of girls forming at this moment, begging you to invite them to come up there to sybian's man cave. After all, what self respecting SP wouldn't want to go to a cabin 5 miles from nowhere, --- by horse maybe an hour, on foot, at least 2 hours.

Then they can stay for a few days with no electricity, no running water, cooking on a pot belly stove - (no pizza or Chinese delivery to disturb the tranquility), and then when mother nature calls, they can use any part of the acres and acres of semi desert ground, being careful to listen for snakes and any other crawling creatures that could bite them in the ass while crouching down, or worse - in the money producing asset of their lower extremities.
Of course, to keep up their hygiene, they can take a dip in the nameless lake, that is ice cold in the fall, winter and spring, and swarming with mosquitoes in the summer.
How can that possibly not be a dream extended outcall for any SP ????

Oh, SonnyB, as far as the typewriter you would like, ---- I think sybian would fit that requirement, judging by the expert 'typing' he exhibits on here...

 

[wetnose]

My man cave previously had a projector, PS3 and 2 comfy sacks.

 

[sybian]

I guess my "Man Cave" should include a Dictionary as well....Although the ladies here don't seem to mind how "expert", my typing skills are.
For the record ....I am not an educated man, ...I also don't mind being made fun of.
Your post Fullhouse ,..gave me a good chuckle.

 

[escapefromstress]

Would I be allowed to have female guests in my man-cave? If the answer is no, then I don't want one. A cave, that is.

I think it's up to the owner of each man cave, to decide what the rules are. Most guys seem to enjoy having a spot where they can relax with no women around, but if enjoying female company is your way of relaxing, then go for it!

 

[escapefromstress]

Mine is a little cabin ( 12x16) ,

Mine is a hand built log cabin

A remote cabin

I'm seeing a pattern here ... :thumb:

Oh, SonnyB, as far as the typewriter you would like, ---- I think sybian would fit that requirement, judging by the expert 'typing' he exhibits on here...

I guess my "Man Cave" should include a Dictionary as well....Although the ladies here don't seem to mind how "expert", my typing skills are.
For the record ....I am not an educated man, ...I also don't mind being made fun of.
Your post Fullhouse ,..gave me a good chuckle.

Finally! Someone who understands Fullhouse's warped sense of humour.

 

[FOOT LONG]

man caves almost certainly have a large screen TV. Comfy sofa, everything else depends on person preference.

 

[Fullhouse]

Finally! Someone who understands Fullhouse's warped sense of humour.

Hey, escapefromstress lady, lucky for you that you live way out in Chilly whack ---- which is way beyond the travel area allowed by my monitored ankle bracelet ----- which prevents me from giving you a real good spanking, while on your white bear skin rug. -------- LOL

Also, escapefromstress, ----- (gee, am I ever glad that you are only suffering from a little stress, image what your handle would be like if you were suffering from some sort of operation like - lets say a hysterectomy ---- it could be ---- escapefromalotofpainfromahysterectomie ----), you should be aware that a warped sense of humor is very difficult to straighten out.....

And to sybian, when it comes to ladies on here, you are way, way ahead of me. You seem to have stolen the hearts and minds of all of them with your kind words, accolades , charm and compliments in such a short time, ---and I can't even buy the heart or mind of just a single lady -- even for 3 or 4 hundred bucks.
Maybe you could bottle a little bit of your charm, and mail it to me......:thumb:

 

[Lets Review]

NOTHING!! Never has been never will be!!!!
Oh wait, I was thinking of a different "man cave". Nevermind.

 

[sybian]

Fullhouse.....The only stuff I can bottle drips out of a hot copper line, and you really don't want any open flames anyplace near it..
From one shithead ,to another...Thanks for the compliment...I just figured you wouldn't give someone a hard time unless you liked them.
That's how I'm wired as well.
As far as the beautiful young women that grace us here with their company, and look past my incompetant typing skills , horrible grammer, and questionable cowboy social skills....Some of you have taken the time out of your busy days to P.M. or email me...and I've been overwhelmed by your more than courteous welcome.

 

[sevenofnine]

My cave is finished off like a sports bar, a nice wet bar lots of mirrors and glass sports memorabilia galore, all of which given to me as gifts. I don't think I personally bought anything for my bar all furnished by friends and family. Oh I bought the pool table, the dart board was given to me,
A nice place to relax and entertain the boys but its tough to keep the girls out.

 

[ddcanz]

Sports memorabilia, vintage hockey cards and unopened wax pack boxes, and high grade comic books- Carl Barks Duck books from the 40's and everything Neal Adams, Berni Wrightson, Mike Kaluta and Jack Kirby; original art by West Coast artists- Kiff Holland, Carol Evans, J.L. Campbell, Wesley Clarke. Some of my favs- auto'd '94 game six Linden and MacLean post game warriors - bloodied but not broken!- what a F'n game to attend live back in the day; a LOT of personally auto'd Habs stuff- Dryden, Lafleur, Belliveau, Roadrunner....;..... Somewhat nerdy, but once a collector...always a collector!

 

[booblover]

a couple Snap-On boxes, two motorcycles, two race cars, drill press, mig and tig welders, and a host of other go fast stuff. One bar stool, no frige, no TV, no couch, or wine bar. My man-cave is for gearheads!

 

[Fullhouse]

As far as the beautiful young women that grace us here with their company, and look past my incompetant typing skills , horrible grammer, and questionable cowboy social skills....Some of you have taken the time out of your busy days to P.M. or email me...and I've been overwhelmed by your more than courteous welcome.

Gee, sybian, I can't begin to relate to what it must be like to get such high respect and regards from all these young beauties, including emails and PMs., as well as courteous welcome.

The closest I have ever come are a couple of ladies who exhibited some strong PMS., and some cautious welcome....

 

[87112]

Only what I need at this time, I am not a hoarder. I have given or throw away a lot of stuff.