"Yes, it's a pussy reminiscent shell...meant also to inspire a reference of 'super-sized'...Mustang and Lefty can tell you why."
What the heck is a pussy reminiscent shell?
"And Mav, i like a little trash with my class...which is why on one side is the lay's (note the double entendre) and the other side is the tanqueray."
Ok now that you explained it with the double entendre and everything, I respect your decision since it now appears it was intentional by your request. So now instead of thinking it _has_ to go, I just think it _should_ go

For me, junk food and hot women just don't look sexy together, no matter what the reasoning!