What would your provider name be?

[JoeYukihara]

Patrick Starfish

 

[MissingOne]

Bush Rat! (probably wouldn't get a lot of business, but the ladies who tofft would at least find that I'd been honest in my choice)

 

[FoxForceFive]

Buck Fuckton.

My ads would boast, "Get a fuckton of fun fucks with Buck Fuckton!"

 

[needtomilk]

Tommy Salami!!!!

Gah, I would have commented that, haha. Came to this thread several hours too late. 🤣🤣

 

[needtomilk]

Chad Thundercock

 

[Perbasaurus]

I always figured it would be based off a drink

Something like Porter Stout or Ben Bourbon

 

[Kissmepassionately]

Hot Tub.


Because before, during, and after sex, a hot tub is a great place to be.

 

[rickyn]

Allin Thick.

 

[needtomilk]

Hung Lo

 

[mistermetro]

Mister Tripod?

 

[ExpCharlee]

Holy fuck I’m dying 😆

 

[luvsdaty]

Karl Hungus

 

[Fullhouse]

To give a clue about my size, I would call myself Donald Trump. --- the biggest prick known to man.

 

[asf_post]

How 'bout Tiny Tim? Probably won't get much business....

 

[Yydrasil]

The doctor.

Feeling down? Let the doctor prescribe you with some vitamin D. Free oral examination with each scheduled visit. Guaranteed to release stress and leave you feeling fulfilled before tackling the rest of your day.

 

[AssAvenger]

Vladmir Put-It-In

 

[Stamkos]

Bush Whacker!!!

 

[EuroSZabina]

lol you guys! a good name would be like "Gentle Giant" or "Hidden Sweetness" or something

They are proving their creativity talent

 

[golferjohn]

Barry McCochener

 

[angry anderson]

DIL-DON'T.