What would your provider name be?

[ExpCharlee]

Been thinking a lot about provider names lately and wondering, for the guys, if roles were reversed and we lived in an oppressive matriarchy and it was men who charged women for sex, what would you call yourself?

 

[Workerbee]

 

[ExpCharlee]

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yeah I feel like you wouldn't get that much business LOL

 

[Stamkos]

Tommy Salami!!!!

 

[ExpCharlee]

lol you guys! a good name would be like "Gentle Giant" or "Hidden Sweetness" or something

 

[CapnMaynards]

Since I'm big and hairy probably Teddy something.

 

[Stamkos]

lol you guys! a good name would be like "Gentle Giant" or "Hidden Sweetness" or something

Maybe, but no where near as funny

 

[LLLurkJ2]

The Cunning Linguist

 

[Sterling8700]

Sterling Johnson has a ring to it I feel

 

[Craftset]

I'd be Hart Boudoir. Aka Bedroom Stag.😂

 

[ExpCharlee]

I'd be Hart Boudoir. Aka Bedroom Stag.😂

Omg Hart Boudoir I love it

 

[Real Sonny Burnett]

Justin Sideher.

 

[jgg]

Gentle Giant or Hidden Sweetness or something. I can take a hint.

 

[Andrew69913]

Phil Wright?

 

[jgg]

Phil Wright?

 

[ExpCharlee]

This shit is hilarious thank you for delivering 😆

 

[Newb808]

Some years and pounds ago I was told on separate occasions I looked like a young Tom Hanks.... Dom Skanks 😎
Remember this is bizarro world so skank would be more akin to stud 😇

 

[Andrew69913]

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LAMO I see someone else has their own fuel tanks!

 

[kojo45]

Been thinking a lot about provider names lately and wondering, for the guys, if roles were reversed and we lived in an oppressive matriarchy and it was men who charged women for sex, what would you call yourself?

A gentleman

 

[Bizzaynass]

Marvin Evergreen. It's also my pornstar name (first pet and first street you grew up on)