I remember being in a Chinese buffet (yes a restaurant) near closing when the waitress with limited English yelled at us out of the blue YOU PAY NOW!! If I owned an oriental micro I'd probably name it UCUMNOW!
The Pleasure Palace
The Pussy Palace
Fire In The Hole!
The Queen of Tarts
Bangkok! (Whose motto would be, "Its not just a city, its our business.")
Whores A Plenty
and finally....
The Pro Shop