What would you name your massage parlour if you owned one?

[ashley]

The Temple wink

 

[xxxbrian]

Puss 'N' Boots
Twin Peaks

Peaks and Valleys

 

[nergizerbunie]

Best little whorehouse on the prairies

 

[tonym6969]

Loser’s Paradise

Here you can feel like a real stud.

 

[GiGi]

MP Title!

I would call it XES (pronounced "excess") - but I think there's a bar or club somewhere that has this name. I thought it was simple yet very smart. So if I owned an MP I'd have to partner up with Ashley!!!! Hehe....

 

[vanboy0]

Olympic Massage

I know I can't use the word "Olympic" in advertising cause of the 2010 trademarks

 

[rescue911]

yup..has to be

PUSSY....WILL...OOOHH

 

[jakehandy9]

Spinners are us

 

[FullyErect]

Hmmm

OOoops We Did It Again

Geezer Geyser

Heya Big Boy

Squirt


Okay I will stop....

Fully

 

[XpressIon]

Mine is going to be named "GFE".

 

[Toes]

I would name mine EASY RIDER

 

[tianna]

If I had one

moist lips
sass

 

[wolverine]

Trawler's House!

(sorry, couldn't resist)

 

[praxis]

How about...

The Holeyour Inn

Inahole Inn.

 

[belair]

Cheap Trick

 

[gearguy010]

Canadian Pink Taco Stand

 

[praxis]

Not in Edmonton

Cheap Trick

maybe in Victoria, B.C.

 

[Sir_Nifty]

Mine would be.....

Little Chubby's

 

[ronnyraygun]

Slippery When Wet

 

[freakychef]

"Stiffy's"