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Ilovethemall

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OK - here's the story:

I have a nice appointment all set up - I get there and everything is good - off I go into the shower. As I get into the bathroom, it is rank. The gal I was there to visit had obviously just taken a giant dump. I'm talking about a smell that says I drank beer, ate wings and cabbage all night and then pooped it out right before I got here.

I explained that this just plain killed my mood - apologized, offered to rebook and went on my merry way. Later I get a cell phone message saying that it was rude that I left.

So, OK, I know we all need to poo but come on, would that have killed your desire? Boys what would you have done? For that matter, what would the ladies have done if they arrived in a hotel room that reeked?

No, I will not identify the lady in question - no point in doing so.
 
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Ilovethemall said:
OK - here's the story:

I have a nice appointment all set up - I get there and everything is good - off I go into the shower. As I get into the bathroom, it is rank. The gal I was there to visit had obviously just taken a giant dump. I'm talking about a smell that says I drank beer, ate wings and cabbage all night and then pooped it out right before I got here.

I explained that this just plain killed my mood - apologized, offered to rebook and went on my merry way. Later I get a cell phone message saying that it was rude that I left.

So, OK, I know we all need to poo but come on, would that have killed your desire? Boys what would you have done? For that matter, what would the ladies have done if they arrived in a hotel room that reeked?

No, I will not identify the lady in question - no point in doing so.
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Tactful not to post the name of the lady! Right call on that.

total mood killer IMHO ... Christ, there is air freshener that would have taken care of the smell!

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it's nature and we all have to do it but DAMN!! Right before a session. The lady is not at fault here but I can't blame him for leaving either. Maybe come back in an hour or two if she's free and if the smell is gone and the image isn't permanently burned into his brain.:eek:
 
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Ilovethemall said:
OK - here's the story:

I have a nice appointment all set up - I get there and everything is good - off I go into the shower. As I get into the bathroom, it is rank. The gal I was there to visit had obviously just taken a giant dump. I'm talking about a smell that says I drank beer, ate wings and cabbage all night and then pooped it out right before I got here.

I explained that this just plain killed my mood - apologized, offered to rebook and went on my merry way. Later I get a cell phone message saying that it was rude that I left.

So, OK, I know we all need to poo but come on, would that have killed your desire? Boys what would you have done? For that matter, what would the ladies have done if they arrived in a hotel room that reeked?

No, I will not identify the lady in question - no point in doing so.
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This might be a stab in the dark, but I'm guessing you didn't rim her then?
 
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time heals all wounds

I will go back.....somewhere down the road.....but an hour or two wasn't gonna cut it....as for rimming...ummmm, that would be no, anything that smelled that nasty could not possibly have been tasty :(
 
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Personally I would've walked out without offering to come back. If I go to a restaurant and the bathrooms stink or any aspect turns me off enough to walk out then rest assured I'm never walking back in again.
 
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Ilovethemall

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Trust me CL

.....if I could have waited it out I would have....just imagine doggie and thinking of the stink that is only a few feet away.....maybe I am weak....but yuck.
 
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Someone here said he liked to take monster dumps before leaving SPs places....ask her if ratemypoo is one of her favourite sites.
 
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I live alone and still spray with airfreshner after i drop a smelly load....WTF is this chick thinking.

That is just gross, and good on you for leaving.

Tons of SP's around, go find another one who has a bit of class...that is my 2 cents
 
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I think this all depends from person to person...some guys can fuck and lick women who are on their period, I can't except for the first time in a new relationship but after that, no thanks, I will wait.....

For the poop, that is a tough call for myself, it is almost funny to think of a real hot chick sitting on the toilet, legs straight up in the air, red-faced, and dropping a 12 inch coiler.....but as they say "shit happens"

Out of curiousity, does this provider travel to Greece? nevermind, that might help name the pooper!! ha ha
 
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LOL!!! this thread is to funny.

If her loaf smells anything like my after dinner dump then I feel for ilovemall.

On a serious note body odor and a shit smelling dumper aint cool. Whats the big deal about stocking up on Glade air freshners and sprays.

Easy problem to fix. Depending on your body chemistry and what you eat some people stink more than others, you have to know this and take measures.
 
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A note to all the guys...make sure ya bring air freshener to yer next session...
...ya just never know when it may come in handy! ;) :cool: :eek:
 
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A whole can of air freshener probably wouldn't help. If anything, the fake odor mixed in with the poop aroma would not be much more tantalizing. No, better to buy her a book on manners, and getting to know her own body. Poops are predictable, you know...

Very crassy!

Always carry matches. Lighting one up will burn off the methane, and the flame will sometimes trace it back to its source.
 
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Maury Beniowski said:
Always carry matches. Lighting one up will burn off the methane, and the flame will sometimes trace it back to its source.
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Maury, you beat me to it. a match will kill even the worst bathroom stink.

ilovethemall, i applaude you and what you did. i know that i would not have been able to continue. i would have been too afraid of whatelse may have come out of there. as evidenced by this story
 
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Ilovethemall - did you ever consider that it might have been her dog?
 
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Always!

Keep a book of matches in the bathroom.The smell of the sulfur get rid of the stinch as soon as you strike it.An old trick a friend taught me.:eek: OOPS! everyone beat me to it.
 
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Chantal said:
Keep a book of matches in the bathroom.The smell of the sulfur get rid of the stinch as soon as you strike it.An old trick a friend taught me.:eek: OOPS! everyone beat me to it.
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Be careful not to blow up the bathroom though!!
 
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can't blame fido!

There was no evidence if fido.....and as a dog owner, this was no fido dump.

Matches would have been good, a small load of napalm would have helped....
 
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