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what would you do with Sperminators $4925.00 bottle of Chateau Pétrus 1990?

maroonedsailor

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Would you drink it all alone out of a brown paper bag in an alley off Hastings st? Share it with one or two close friends? Auction it for Charity or what?
And how rich would YOU need to be to actually contemplate uncorking that bad puppy?
Just curious
 
Personally, I would share it with one or two of my closest friends. I found that I can always rely on them when my life hits a brick wall. They are always there for me, and I will always be there for them.


I dont have to be rich to uncork an expensive bottle of anything, it has to be the right time, with the right person(people).
 

maroonedsailor

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Spermie drinks Baby Duck.....who you kidding?
Actually Hunka, I heard it was Boons Farm Apple in honor of Janice Joplin, Spermie being sentimental and all................
 

maroonedsailor

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Would you except: hold him in a wrist lock with one hand, guzzle it with the other, knock him out with the empty bottle and make of with his suits, loafers and any women he happens to have tied up in the bedroom.

Speaking of brown loafers and empty bottles...........Gomez must be around here somewhere......
 

maroonedsailor

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I would auction it off for charity, I think or save it.
I had a half full bottle of 1957 Captian Morgan Rum, it was my fathers.
Silly me thought it would have gone bad so I poured it out but saved the bottle. I still get grief from my friends, I guess rum doesn't go bad.
You're a very good girl and God loves you ;-)
 

FloridaGuy

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I don't drink. At all. EVER.
Don't you think you are missing a vital part of a good meal though? The right wine pairing can be SUCH a wonderful complement to a fine meal. Even a nice beer, in the right environment and with the right food, makes the difference between a good meal and a plainer one. To take it a step further, certain spirits are a delight in their own right.

If you are an alcoholic, I apologize for suggesting this to you. But if not, the trick is simply to stop at one or two drinks, no more. Its one of life's great flavourful experiences, to enjoy a glass of the right drink at the right time.
 

maroonedsailor

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maroonedsailor

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I don't drink. At all. EVER.
Alrighty then - you've caused consternation among those who admire the grape so we'd like to know if drinking makes you strange(r)
 

maroonedsailor

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Medical condition. Doctor's orders.
Then we will have a toast in your honor Sir Sperm, smash the glasses in the fireplace and never mind the cost.....
 

mistressfreyja

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I would drink the bottle of wine.

Better than transporting it and rendering the bottle useless and a WOM, by dropping it.

You can enjoy a dated bottle of wine, now. It's nicely stored and aged....and ready now.

Open the bottle......let it breathe.

Break out the Brie and pears!
 

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Me....I would enjoy that bottle of fancy bubbly properly.....by shaking the hell out of it and popping the cork and hosing down spermie's suit & shoe collection porno style....one big hard expensive high velocity load onto all that he holds dear....the ironic part is that he would have paid for the champagne jizz fest....I would definatly smoke a fine cigar after I was done and enjoy the look of abject horror on his face.

SR
 

kenchorney

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Me....I would enjoy that bottle of fancy bubbly properly.....by shaking the hell out of it and popping the cork and hosing down spermie's suit & shoe collection porno style....one big hard expensive high velocity load onto all that he holds dear....the ironic part is that he would have paid for the champagne jizz fest....I would definatly smoke a fine cigar after I was done and enjoy the look of abject horror on his face.

SR
He would just run right back to Value Village and replace it all, but it does sound like fun.
 
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