What would you you? I was entering a downtown parkade and spotted a car leaving. I followed the arrows around to where the open spot was when I see an SUV come in, go down the wrong way around the car leaving and into the empty spot. So this asshole gets the spot by driving the wrong way down a one-way lane and I lose out by following the rules. I found another spot, went back and left a note saying "How long will it take you to find the damage I did to your car because you're a jerk". I didn't do anything, but thought I'd waste his time searching the car looking to see what had happened.
What would Jesus do?
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....the feeling of righteous indignation lasts about as long as it takes me to make a dumb move that infuriates someone else.
I know many of you would say you would expect nothing less from LD, but I got to tell you this story.
When I was a lot younger my buddy and I were in the Kings Drive-in sitting in his piece of shit old car eating our burger.
This couple pulls in beside us in a fairly nice car and the dumb bitch opens her door and whacks our car. I am sure it put a dent in the car, but you would be hard pressed to find it amongst all of the others.
Anyway, my buddy jumps out of the car, runs around to their side and opens our car door whacking their car very hard. He did it three times and said "Now we are even, please be careful the next time you open your door"
When I was a lot younger my buddy and I were in the Kings Drive-in sitting in his piece of shit old car eating our burger.
This couple pulls in beside us in a fairly nice car and the dumb bitch opens her door and whacks our car. I am sure it put a dent in the car, but you would be hard pressed to find it amongst all of the others.
Anyway, my buddy jumps out of the car, runs around to their side and opens our car door whacking their car very hard. He did it three times and said "Now we are even, please be careful the next time you open your door"
Undoubtedly you are right Static. But, given the redefinition of Christian doctrine at the hands of the religious right and the Bush Administration, I'd suggest a rocket launcher and a bit of urban "shock and awe".static said:
Blessed are those with big guns! LOL
Tom
Your starting to sound like someone I know and all of the door knockers comeing by flogging pamphletsstatic said:
I think about that every time I walk by a church and there's a sign in the parking lot that says "Trespassers will be towed away". I mean, isn't there a verse in the Lord's Prayer about forgiving those who trespass against you??static said:
being a crip, I usually get to park in the handicap stall, when some able-bodied dick hasn't parked in it. Personally, I don't care if the spot is near the store/office/ whatever where I am transacting my business, I just need a space and a half so I can get my door open wide enough to get the wheelchair in and outta the car. I have had people park between my car and the adjacent handicap spot. On those occasions ( 2 or 3), I contacted mall security to have the car towed - no good. Mall won't have them towed. At that point, I ask the secuity guy to back up my car since I can't squeeze between mine and the dick's. I then make like I'm getting in so security leaves. I then ensure the dick isn't going to be able to move his car anytime soon - removing tire valves or posting those really gooey stickers on the winshield in the line of sight works really well....
Willie- why won't malls tow? Are they afraid of losing the dickhead dollar or is it a legal thing?
