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mimi

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OK...this should really read: "what I and about 10 of my close female friends want" Cause we probably don't speak for the masses!

First...shoes! The beginning of every romance is 'shoes'. A good pair of shoes will take you to wonderful places.

Second: a makeover. After a beautiful pair of shoes and a make over a woman is really, really horny.

Next: a hero....yeah, some guy who will woo us without fear...weather our storms...persevere through our most desperate PMS episodes...

Someone who loves us with abandon

That's all we want
 
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HubbaHubba

OK...this should really read: "what I and about 10 of my close female friends want" Cause we probably don't speak for the masses!

First...shoes! The beginning of every romance is 'shoes'. A good pair of shoes will take you to wonderful places.

Second: a makeover. After a beautiful pair of shoes and a make over a woman is really, really horny.

Next: a hero....yeah, some guy who will woo us without fear...weather our storms...persevere through our most desperate PMS episodes...

Someone who loves us with abandon

That's all we want
Pass me the clicker please..........:p
 

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OK...this should really read: "what I and about 10 of my close female friends want" Cause we probably don't speak for the masses!

First...shoes! The beginning of every romance is 'shoes'. A good pair of shoes will take you to wonderful places.

Second: a makeover. After a beautiful pair of shoes and a make over a woman is really, really horny.

Next: a hero....yeah, some guy who will woo us without fear...weather our storms...persevere through our most desperate PMS episodes...

Someone who loves us with abandon

That's all we want
Well I can do that, it sounds easy enough, heck bring your 10 female friends along too! ;)
 

steverino

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I beleive Mel Gibson has the answer to the question.
 

Bartdude

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OK...this should really read: "what I and about 10 of my close female friends want" Cause we probably don't speak for the masses!

First...shoes! The beginning of every romance is 'shoes'. A good pair of shoes will take you to wonderful places.

Second: a makeover. After a beautiful pair of shoes and a make over a woman is really, really horny.

Next: a hero....yeah, some guy who will woo us without fear...weather our storms...persevere through our most desperate PMS episodes...

Someone who loves us with abandon

That's all we want
Did it and done it 4 times over including prime real estate, baubbles from Tiffany's and the list goes on. For the first time in my life and for the last three years, it's all about me now and man does it ever feel good not to be with a draining and daily "spender". As Mr. HubbaHubba says, "pass me the clicker please", WAIT, no need for that, I have "voice activated" home furnishings courtesy of not buying her designer shoes from Holt Renfrew to add to her over crowded walk in shoe closet which is now my antiques/collectables display room. It's all good, no worries. : )

Peace.
 

uncleg

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Hey, you guys are focusing on the shoes...what about the hero part? Hey? Where's the hero?

Down at the Sandwich Shop. There are a number of varieties.
 
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(*unzipping pants*)

LMFAO. Did you find some tissue?
Yes Sperminator, a walk in shoe closet approx the same size as her walk in clothes closet. Most of the shoe shelves were made of natural spanish cedar and there was a small, wall mounted, glass display case for a couple pairs of vintage high heels. They were more of a conversation / art piece. And yes, there was even a couple of electronic shoe buffers, one for dark shoes and one for light coloured shoes.

When I converted her shoe closet to my display room, that was the final nail to say, I'm movin' on.

Thanks for the big laugh Sperminator, I needed that.
 

chilli

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OK...this should really read: "what I and about 10 of my close female friends want" Cause we probably don't speak for the masses!

First...shoes! The beginning of every romance is 'shoes'. A good pair of shoes will take you to wonderful places.

Second: a makeover. After a beautiful pair of shoes and a make over a woman is really, really horny.

Next: a hero....yeah, some guy who will woo us without fear...weather our storms...persevere through our most desperate PMS episodes...

Someone who loves us with abandon

That's all we want
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and nice teeth

a good career

their own place

good dresser

good table manners

trimmed nails

taller than you

to read your mind

be funny

to pay for pretty well everything

etc...

I'm getting tired of typing...
 

methodman

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OK...this should really read: "what I and about 10 of my close female friends want" Cause we probably don't speak for the masses!

First...shoes! The beginning of every romance is 'shoes'. A good pair of shoes will take you to wonderful places.

Second: a makeover. After a beautiful pair of shoes and a make over a woman is really, really horny.

Next: a hero....yeah, some guy who will woo us without fear...weather our storms...persevere through our most desperate PMS episodes...

Someone who loves us with abandon

That's all we want
They date the guy who buys them shoes

They'll fuck the guy who knows how to fuck

I won't ever buy you shoes

but I'll pound that pussy like no one else
 

mimi

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LMFAO. Did you find some tissue?
Yes Sperminator, a walk in shoe closet approx the same size as her walk in clothes closet. Most of the shoe shelves were made of natural spanish cedar and there was a small, wall mounted, glass display case for a couple pairs of vintage high heels. They were more of a conversation / art piece. And yes, there was even a couple of electronic shoe buffers, one for dark shoes and one for light coloured shoes.

When I converted her shoe closet to my display room, that was the final nail to say, I'm movin' on.

Thanks for the big laugh Sperminator, I needed that.
My gawd...your wife actually left a shoe closet?

The movie we were watching had the most incredible closet, and the most fantastic hero...and the heroine scorned all his money with the motto "money does not buy friends" but, at the end of the movie she was rich anyway...

Ach, blame it on Hollywood. I wouldn't even know there were heros if I never watched the silver screen.

Yes, Claire, it is much easier to be ones own boss and never feel the tug of ownership. It was a proud moment for me when my daughter declared that if she wanted diamonds she would damn well buy them herself after she achieved her own success.

Me? I would be happy with a gardening buddy...

(I will be dreaming about that shoe closet now!...hell, with a good ole 'home handyman' encyclopedia I could probably build one myself!)
 

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HB40

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I did see it in your eyes...
You could love with abandon, couldn't you!
Not many have the guts to venture into deep emotion. Easy for guys to risk physical danger and pain-- but risking emotional hurt takes more than brawn.

Btw, I've been wearing my old Rockport leather flip flops all summer. I do my own facials, so all I want is that love thing.
Thank you Nina, I'm happy when the ladies notice. Yesterday I was having a session with a special lady and during foreplay she said to me "you sure do love women don't you!" Probably the best compliment I have ever received from a Lady, at least I took it as a compliment. :)

I bought my fave SP a pair of comfy mocassin slippers once, they may not be shoes per se, but I know she wears them and her cute tootsies being warm and snuggly makes her happy.

My wife loves shoes and does buy a lot of them, the walk in closet got too small so she had to convert a spare room, and I know she loves me because she has sacrificed wearing heels in consideration of already being 3 inches taller than me, that is a good woman. As for makeovers, well I bought her 160 weeks of vacation with a five star spa resort, she should be chin deep in a seaweed wrap or mudbath or something right about now....I never could understand why she needs a manicure and pedicure before going though, isn't that like getting a haircut first before going to see your hairstylist? Is plastic surgery the same as a makeover, that seemed to make her happy too. Plus I am her hero, PMS was a cakewalk compared to Menopause! It's smooth sailing now, I love with abandon and never abandon those I love. :)
 

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You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometime, well you might find, you get what you neeed, aw baby, yeaaaah!!
 

uncleg

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A woman who is tied to the Earth has a quality that I appreciate.

What is that, helpless and at the mercy of your most base desires ? Do you leave them out there if it starts to rain ? What do you find works best, stake them out spread eagle or just tie them to a tree ?:p
 
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My wife loves shoes and does buy a lot of them, the walk in closet got too small so she had to convert a spare room, and I know she loves me because she has sacrificed wearing heels in consideration of already being 3 inches taller than me, that is a good woman. As for makeovers, well I bought her 160 weeks of vacation with a five star spa resort, she should be chin deep in a seaweed wrap or mudbath or something right about now....I never could understand why she needs a manicure and pedicure before going though, isn't that like getting a haircut first before going to see your hairstylist? Is plastic surgery the same as a makeover, that seemed to make her happy too. Plus I am her hero, PMS was a cakewalk compared to Menopause! It's smooth sailing now, I love with abandon and never abandon those I love. :)
I admire and resonate with your peaceful words, "It's smooth sailing now, I love with abandon and never abandon those I love".
Thank you for sharing that HB40.

Peace.
 

mimi

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What is that, helpless and at the mercy of your most base desires ? Do you leave them out there if it starts to rain ? What do you find works best, stake them out spread eagle or just tie them to a tree ?:p
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Hey that might be fun....sex on a stake in rain...fetish or what?

At the mercy of your most base desires...gawd that makes me wet...I'm picturing some of those old movies...I get to wear a pretty dress that can be ripped down the shoulder exposing my tender white skin....

I will cry out "No No" but you understand that I really want it! You crush me to the ground and somehow get lost trying to get the skirt up above my waist...but finally you master the petticoats and part the delicate lace of my panties....

gotta love old movies!
 
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