I have to agree with this statement, the thread is about your worst experience, not necessarily about who it was with...let's show some tact and class and keep the names out of it.
What was your worst SP experience this year?
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The thread title is "What was your worst SP experience this year." -- not who was your worst.
No need to mention names, but the what (or why) is more interesting (and perhaps educational for anyone who reads the thread thinks they might be the "who".)
BTW, the worst thing you can do to someone who pisses you off - is to smile at them.
Probably pisses them off even worse.
fairlane
No need to mention names, but the what (or why) is more interesting (and perhaps educational for anyone who reads the thread thinks they might be the "who".)
BTW, the worst thing you can do to someone who pisses you off - is to smile at them.
Probably pisses them off even worse.
fairlane
Are you this miserable in real life...or just on the internet?
If you don't like Ropey's posts so much, fair enough - we all have one or two members whose posts we feel that way about, no big deal. But in that case, why not put him on ignore and simply not read them?
It's not necessary to bring all kinds of negative, bad vibes for everyone else... Don't sweat the small stuff....and this is definitely small stuff.
Thank you Mod-1, and as I like to think of myself as the Perb poster boy for good clean living I would like to tell my story...
The SP of this experience was one I knew very well. She was my first regular and she made special concessions to accomodate my schedule, one being allowed into her home, so we were pretty close and comfortable with each other. She was also the first lady that I found myself having feelings for, now although I have somewhat figured out how to deal with these things with subsequent women, at the time it was strange and worrisome for me so I abruptly stopped seeing her with no explanation or goodbye.
About three years later I went to see her, a few months ago now. A lot had happened in my life, in fact at that particular time I had just come to agreements with the wife on divorce conditions, I was stressed and quite honestly wanted a sympathetic ear and empathetic shoulder to cry on. She was businesslike to say the least, welcomed me professionally and courteously but no real warmth or joy to see me. I was put into a room, showered and waited as per usual.
When she came in there was lots of talk, she was interested and eager to talk. I could hardly get a word in edgewise as she went to work massaging my back, she is known for exceptional massage skills. The conversation came around to the 'whats new with yous' and I told her the story, she didn't really have any consolations for me, the massage became very lacklustre and the cue for me to change subjects was when she leaned in close to whisper in my ear...."you're a fucking idiot!"
So I flipped and suggested the condom, she applied it clinically and when I reached for a breast she recoiled and said NO, no touching anymore! No licking, kissing, touching or anything anymore. She had completely altered her restrictions, I was lucky to get the tip moistened before she just laid back nonchalantly waiting for me. I scooched her to the edge and stood with her legs on my shoulders, and she continued with small talk stuff like so hows work, where ya livin, hows the family, lousy weather lately huh??... I was having trouble keeping it together so onto the table for some close contact mish that I thought would keep her quiet, but no it was only more of the don't touch me theres, stay back a bit, watch your hand there, cum for me, no seriously you have to cum now.... OK, so I flipped her into doggy and willed myself to cum as quick as I could without horrifying this poor woman anymore. She was quick to clean herself up and I was left to barehand and balloon tie my own junk all the while trying to reconcile some good will and understanding between us....She strutted to the door to leave me to my own devices with one final hair flip laugh and an exasperated "you are such a fucking idiot!", and attitude of thanks for coming, come again when you cant stay so long send off.
It was my worst session last year, I won't repeat. Strangely though, I kinda think back to it fondly now....she was right you know.
My Worst experience so far this year ... having to leave one certain lady when my time is up... that really sucks! , and there was a girl in Richmond who was absolutely terrible, but I am not about to ruin her career! I just won't be going back!
That's brutal dude, WAY too harsh. Any idea what made her turn like that? Like was it something you said/did?
My worst experience was also my best and mirrors Johnny's.
The best - I meet someone who is absolutely amazing and intrigues me on many levels
The worst - It costs money and have to leave
Sorry to hear that, HB40. That's rough! Although, I guess it may have been some modicum of "revenge" for her to treat you like that after that explanation. Not right at all but people can do questionable things when there are hurt feelings at play. I wonder: do you think you would have felt better or worse had she simply told you that she didn't feel comfortable seeing you as a client again?
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Sorry, I think I gave the wrong impression. She wasn't being mean for the sake of hurt feelings, in fact she wasn't being mean at all. We had a familiarity with each other before and there was no facade of feigned pleasures between us. She was brutally honest, I liked that about her. It was a bad session no question, but she isn't a bad person. She actually kind of straightened me out, it wasn't a shoulder to cry on that I needed, it was a kick in the ass and she did that for me. Believe me, I am a fucking idiot sometimes, I appreciate a woman who isn't afraid to tell me....I just wish I could get a kiss too.
Ouch !!! That is a pretty bad experience.Erhm, was inside a black girl about 7 months ago and she said, out loud, "I'm bored.."
HB40 -- I really appreciate your "brutal" honesty when it comes to yourself. It takes a good deal of courage. And, as you appear to have discovered, the "worst" experience with an SP turned out to be an enlightening one which, I assume, has moved you light years ahead.
my worst was with a Joyce station special ,
advertised as 25 turned out 40 but sucked a good cock after my little head let things progress,
went down on her for some daty ,
popped up for air and turned her over for some 69 sooooo fine and dicovered a
LARGE BROWN STAIN FROM HER BUNGHOLE UP TO HER SNATCH.......
immediate deflatation of proud member and almost upchucked.
turned her again and jakked off on her flabby gut and got the fuk outta there.
advertised as 25 turned out 40 but sucked a good cock after my little head let things progress,
went down on her for some daty ,
popped up for air and turned her over for some 69 sooooo fine and dicovered a
LARGE BROWN STAIN FROM HER BUNGHOLE UP TO HER SNATCH.......
immediate deflatation of proud member and almost upchucked.
turned her again and jakked off on her flabby gut and got the fuk outta there.
I suppose I'll bite.
I have only had a few experiences in the last few years, but this stuck out. Aside from us both being a bit disorganised, the actual session went fairly well and I have repeated since. We began with an extended period of foreplay, with her straddling me for most it, prior to moving on to other things. Afterwards I had to run a few errands on the way home. I received a number of odd looks, and noticed a few people commenting to each other, while running them. It wasn't until I looked in the mirror while brushing my teeth that I recalled that as much fun as having a beautiful lady grind herself against you during foreplay can be, if she is going commando under that skirt it may just leave a mark.
I have only had a few experiences in the last few years, but this stuck out. Aside from us both being a bit disorganised, the actual session went fairly well and I have repeated since. We began with an extended period of foreplay, with her straddling me for most it, prior to moving on to other things. Afterwards I had to run a few errands on the way home. I received a number of odd looks, and noticed a few people commenting to each other, while running them. It wasn't until I looked in the mirror while brushing my teeth that I recalled that as much fun as having a beautiful lady grind herself against you during foreplay can be, if she is going commando under that skirt it may just leave a mark.
lol i think me and itb both walked out on the girl you are talking about. I hate to ask but how much did u pay?
Maybe you should live up to your handle and take a "sniff" before you go there next time bud!
No offense angie, but FUCK THAT. PERB is supposed to be an escort review board, it`s not an SP advertiser appreciation board.
So...my worst this year is Lily from Victoria. Review and subsequent drama here:
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?132617-Lily-epic-fail
Well, the drama in that thread ran its course already. The agency offered to make it up to me, and I am just waiting for them to send an SP to Edmonton that I might be interested in.
