One day I came home from work to what I thought was shacked up bliss. She said "sit down, we need to talk" (apparently that is code for "I'm about to dump your ass")
She had been thinking and she realized she wasn't actually a lesbian, just bi curious (this after living together for a year). Oh, and she and her ex boyfriend were getting back together and she was moving in with him at the end of the month. But don't worry, he says we can still keep having sex together, as long as he is there with us. Well, gee...do threesomes with your boyfriend, gosh, what a great offer and....HELL NO! You go ahead and move out, not at the end of the month, today.
And it was at that time that I realized switching teams was pointless. A woman can f*ck you up in a relationship just as much as a man will.
Lesson learned.
