What Turns You Off?

[Rammstein69]

At the risk of plagiarism, I thought it would be interesting to hear people's biggest turn-offs, now that we know what turns everyone on.

For me, it has to be offensive odours. Could be BO, cigarette smoke stink on the clothes, garlic breath, etc.

 

[schizo_man]

Arrogance. Yes dear, your shit does stink.

stupidity. People who don't learn from their mistakes, keep repeating the pattern.

pancake boobs.

greasy hair.

 

[squid]

Lack of proper hygiene. Does it really take that long to shower, wash yr hair,brush your teeth and gargle ?

 

[HB40]

For me it's a non-spontaneous, mechanical and scripted session.

Dirty feet is kinda icky too.

 

[wolverine]

Unintelligent and low-stimulating conversation
Ass funk
overly dramatic acting
rudeness
70's bush
way too many tattoos and piercings - a few are acceptable

 

[MaxBoner]

When I pull that thong off and then.....surprise!!

When she deflates.

When I have to keep putting in quarters to keep the movie playing.

When I lose my beer goggles, wake up, turn over, and look at her.

And of course, when I give her a pearl necklace, and she says: 'baby, I gave you something too!'

 

[apple juice]

Turn-offs...

-Ignorance.

-I'm with Gina on the dirty nails.

-Any kind of bad odor should go without saying...lol.

-Bad teeth.

-Pretentiousness.

 

[rescue911]

- bad breath
- bad overall hygiene
- smokers cough, breath
- lateness
- up selling when booked as all inclusive
- phone ringing while with me

 

[Harmony-bc]

As every one else has stated, b.o is the worst, bad breath a close second, but meanness, and rudeness are at the top of the list for sure. You can shower and gargle with mouth wash, chew gum, but its pretty hard to give someone a personality overhaul.

 

[87112]

shaven look Yuck!

tattoos.

 

[athaire]

Two things I can think of right this minute......

1. Cheesy facial expressions in mediocre advertising pics....

2. Gunt.

 

[geek]

Arrogance. Yes dear, your shit does stink.

stupidity. People who don't learn from their mistakes, keep repeating the pattern.

pancake boobs.

greasy hair.

Same for me

 

[festealth]

I'm surprise nobody has mentioned this (maybe not to sound shallow).... but ugliness is a big turn-off

 

[MikeHunter]

People asking me what my turn-offs are

 

[Validator]

All of the above of course and..

1) When they ask "so what do u do?" When u JUST met them..

2) When they judge other people or women based on their handbags, jeans, sunglasses, etc

3)Women who are one of the boys..I like feminine women..those that can cook and are proud of that quality..

 

[HB40]

I've had a couple of sessions where the gents were so quiet I though they weren't too keen, then found out later that they actually liked me a lot and had a fantastic time. Well I'm thinking if they had given me more indication of their positive feelings, we would have had an even more fun more exciting session.
xoxo
Nina

Hmmm, sorry I was so quiet, but normally when I have two ladies with whips and paddles I find it's best if I keep my mouth shut....I was smiling alot though.

 

[HB40]

Oh my sweet- don't you worry, there was no doubt in my mind that you were having a great time

Being quiet is not a bad thing. Its the level of communication that is going on that is what I'm referring to.

Some people can easily convey a LOT of pleasure without uttering a word!! Eyes can say a lot! (another sexy turn on.. eye contact!)

xoxo
Nina

No doubt about it sexy, I had the best time ever.

Not a single turn off for me during that session, although I was a little worried I was squashing you in that human sandwich....hmmm, I just thought of another new year resolution.

Thanks Nina, definately a highlight for 2008....let's do it again.

 

[DQ Guy]

What about when all is said and done and
she Farts under the covers and trys to give me a dutch Oven???

 

[Harmony-bc]

What about when all is said and done and
she Farts under the covers and trys to give me a dutch Oven???

How come its only funny when guys do it. huh?

 

[87112]

Upselling, I feel like I'm in a car purchase transaction.

Lets be clear, upselling during the deed.