What not to put in an SP add

[johnsmit]

Why do SPs say this in their add. " if it is not me it is free"???
Really if it is not you I don't think the girl at the door is going to give free sex!
Another one would be "I am better then the rest"???
Ok what does that mean they have know idea who any one of us is seeING. So they really are very self assured The rest is quit a broad range of women. .

Well you get the idea of what to post in this thread. Just don't get nasty, more like just point out the silliness of some of the content .

 

[Lo-ki]

It should say...."If it's not free...then it's me"

 

[Kamloopsbc]

So many weird things in ads.

1000% real pics... Can't be more than 100%.

GFE but I don't DFK or BBBJ... Really sorry guys have girlfriends theater don't let them do that???
Guys if so dump her....I could imagine a girlfriend demanding DFK actually.

But my favorite stupid things said is I need to verify you....so two other workers you seen....full name....work place etc.
Well about guys who have not seen 2?
Guys without a job?
And why do they ask for a real name when they lie about their name?

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

So many weird things in ads.

1000% real pics... Can't be more than 100%.

GFE but I don't DFK or BBBJ... Really sorry guys have girlfriends theater don't let them do that???
Guys if so dump her....I could imagine a girlfriend demanding DFK actually.

But my favorite stupid things said is I need to verify you....so two other workers you seen....full name....work place etc.
Well about guys who have not seen 2?
Guys without a job?
And why do they ask for a real name when they lie about their name?

SAFETY. Pure & simple.

 

[tdhmale]

Why do SPs say this in their add. " if it is not me it is free"???

I think that's their way of trying to claim, that the pics posted are current, as opposed to out-dated, etc.
I have had a few of them in the past. In one case it was so far off, when I got to the door, she was literally about 15 years older than her pics in the post. But as I usually do in a situation like that -
"Sorry, wrong person" and go back home. I am not one for younger girls. I much prefer 30+ when feasible, or high 20's (with maturity) But no matter the age, it's my opinion, if they are dishonest
or deceiving with their pics, the risk of a bad encounter is there. Who knows, lots of crazy things going through their heads out there. I've kind of been in my glory since I recently come across this
Perb site, because now I can get to know who all the legit, established SP's with reputations and able to relax and not worry about those hassles.

 

[Warl0ck]

I think that's their way of trying to claim, that the pics posted are current, as opposed to out-dated, etc.

I think people in general tend to pick their best photos and use them even if they're pretty dated. It isn't just SP's but on dating sites, Facebook, etc. BP and LL can be like cruising a digital stroll so it's a sort of buyer beware thing. Same for the content of the ads. When she says she's got the best service around it reminds me of cheap, shitty beer that has "top quality" on the label.

But whose at fault? If you show up to see a 25 year old whose really 40 and looks nothing like her photos but you still fuck her, well her marketing worked so why would she change?

 

[Lo-ki]

But whose at fault? If you show up to see a 25 year old whose really 40 and looks nothing like her photos but you still fuck her, well her marketing worked so why would she change?

EXACTLY........that's when the little head takes over....

 

[MissingOne]

I guess I can't really be very critical of SPs who obfuscate their ages. I myself am considerably older than most of the people who are still active in my profession. I avoid publicizing my age or putting close-up face photos on professional sites where someone might seek information about me.

Fortunately, I'm in a business in which nobody really cares about my physical appearance, so long as I present myself in a business-like way and do the job. Many clients never even meet me in person.

 

[stick66]

They are always 100% real pics wtf else are they going to be but are they of them??????????

 

[uncutboner1981]

Anything implying bbfs which seems to be advertised a lot more lately.

 

[resercher]

One thing I see every so often and I appreciate the effort on the part of the sp to try to show that they are the person in the pictures . Is they will take a picture of themselves with their name and phone number On a sheet of paper. But the picture is taken by pointing the camera at a mirror . The end result being that the writing and the phone number show up backwards in the advertisement .

 

[Muffdiver69]

when ever i see the "guaranteed 100% real pix" line. I always chuckle and think. Well yes, they are pictures of real females just not of anyone
currently working there. So basically they are not lying.
Kind of the same when you see fast food ads for the food and it looks so good in the picture but when you order it you get a squashed flat thing.

 

[Robert Upndown]

Party girl or available 24\7 are flags for me!

 

[tadolder]

ads posted in the middle of the night, usually a red flag.

 

[Larry Storch]

(snip)
Also, not in the AD but a major gripe of mine
... I only take E-Transfer.
REALLY ... SERIOUSLY ... You won't take cash?!

With e-transfer they have the money so you can't back out and if there are any "complications" on their side they still have the money. Red flag

 

[westwoody]

Dont show your pimp/boyfriend in your backpage ad.

Don't claim to be mature if you are in your early twenties.

Don't say you are working on an "advanced degree" because you took a couple of night school classes.