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What not to ask during sex?

BC_Boy

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Question for all the ladies,

Are these questions innaproriate to ask during ask?

"Did you cum?"
"What makes you cum?"
"Are you gonna cum?"
"How does it feel?"
"Does that feel good?"
"Do you prefer X or Y?"
"Do you like it when I do X"?

Any other questions one should avoid asking?
 

Chantal

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Avoid Asking?

Why ask? If you know what you're doing? There is nothing to ask with good confident sex? MHO on this sunny saturday morning:)
 

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georgebushmoron

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You sound like a virgin, or have no idea what you're doing.

Anyway, don't ask these ones too:

1. How come it's so loose?
2. Did you gain weight since last time?
3. Did you shower?
4. When was the last time you douched?
5. Am I in your ass or your pussy?
6. Can you stop facing me?
7. Can I put this bag on your head?
8. Can you cover your mouth when you breathe?
9. Can you not make those sounds?
 

BC_Boy

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georgebushmoron said:
You sound like a virgin, or have no idea what you're doing.

Anyway, don't ask these ones too:

1. How come it's so loose?
2. Did you gain weight since last time?
3. Did you shower?
4. When was the last time you douched?
5. Am I in your ass or your pussy?
6. Can you stop facing me?
7. Can I put this bag on your head?
8. Can you cover your mouth when you breathe?
9. Can you not make those sounds?
actually, my point of asking was when you're pleasuring a girl with your cock/lips/tongue/finger, EVERY GIRL DIFFERS in how they like to receive. Unless she is giving feedback, how am I supposed to know if my method is good for her?

I used to ask, "how does that feel?" "am I hitting your spot perfectly?" "do you like it when i do X?" "would you rather have me do X or Y?", but some girls say that asking those can kill the mood.
 
"This is ALMOST as good as jerking off!"
"So, does Dad know?"
"Can I pay you when I cash my bottles in?"
"I just took 3 Ex-Lax"
"OMG It smells like a tuna canning plant down here!"
"Can you roll over, its too hard to watch the game this way."
"Why did you just call me Scotty?"
"So do you think your sister is up for a quick bang after WE are done?"
"I can't believe I found your ad in the Bargain Finder!"
"Ever consider doing a midget porno?"
"Can you really fuck with that little thing?"
"Am I the biggest or best you have ever had?"
"Do you offer a seniors discount of 10%?"

I'm sure SP's hear this one:
"How is it for size? Is it normal?"

Like she's going to look at you and say, "Smallest one I have had in years!"
 

Papi Chulo

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ummm.. think I sucked out a kernel.. was it corn on the cob or canned corn that you ate earlier?
 

Teal

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omg...you guys kill me.. LOL

Just got home from holidays... what a great way to start.. you all are halarious!!




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badboy642

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Hatrick said:
You are bangin a Ho, it's your nickel don't worry about it, do what ever you like and get yourself off, get your $'s worth. If you have a girlfriend them's the questions you should ask her not a pro chick that gets banged 5 times a day, it's her job and she doesn't give a shit whether you get her off or not!
.... actually,
.. she *DOES* give a shit..
.. and if you do it right,,
you got a grrrl for life.........

... 'cause most guys
"suck in bed"..
( direct quote from a friend of mine, - been in the "biz" 7 years )

.... for some of us...
.. the trip *IS* getting her "off".
& if you do a good job....

.. she'll generally TELL YOU.........
... and don't worry about wondering whether or not she has ( had ) an orgasm....
... 'because if you are good enough to do a good job,,
.. then you have enough experience to *KNOW* if she has had one {orgasm}.. or, [ two ] or, [ 3 ].. etc.

... if you just want to
get your 'rocks' off,,
- stay at home,
.................. jerk it.....
... fuck of a lot cheaper...

... & she *WILL* let you know what she likes; you won't have to ask,,
... it's just that most guys don't pay attention.
.... too busy waving their cocks....

... first thing, you should learn, is the "fine art of licking pussy" -
... sad to relate, most guys don't have a clue.....
.. and it's a long apprenticeship. . . . . .

.... you see an old dude hangin' with a drop-dead luvvly.......
and it's obvious he's not one of the "wealthy"...
.... you can bet yer sweet arrogant ass,,
.... he's got one priceless tongue.

... ** too many hard slammers out there...
*** too few lovers...................

;)
 

badboy642

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.. "what's that", she asked..

.. " it's my penis", he replied....

.. "OH"....
.. she said...

"it's just like a cock, - only smaller."

:D
 
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