What Men Want

[Randy Whorewald]

Okay, ladies. Pop quiz...

Question: When a man says, “You look nice tonight,” what is he thinking?

Answer: He wants to have sex with you.

Question: When a man says, “You’re so easy to talk to,” what is he thinking?

Answer: He wants to have sex with you.

Question: When a man says, “Let’s hang out together sometime,” what is he thinking?

Answer: He wants to have sex with you.

Question: When a man says, “I love you,” what is he thinking?

Answer: He’s currently having sex with you.

If you missed any of the above questions, you’re: (choose one)

a. obviously female

b. a life-long castaway on a desert island where there are no men

c. under seven years of age and being raised by wolves

d. dumber than a box of rocks

e. all of the above

Yes, ladies, sex really is that important to a man. And in this chapter, when I say “sex,” I’m not talking about gender differentiation. I’m talking about that most intimate, passionate, sensual of all human interactions—what the romantics among us call doin’ the nasty.

Why is sex such a tremendously big deal to men? Well, I’m sure there are scientific theories backed up by psychological and sociological experimentation data that attempt to unravel this question in highly technical explanations that would bore us all silly. But, the bottom line (and guys are real big on getting to the bottom line) is that it just is. Men are biologically hardwired to crave sex on a regular (read: pretty much constant) basis. And it’s probably a good thing for all of us that they are. Maybe even essential, if you think about it from a Darwinian standpoint.

Of course it's very important to women too, but thought I would get the male view out in the open.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

I trully and trully know now how addicted you are !

Sabina - Perhaps I should come see you for some more counselling??

 

[georgebushmoron]

Men are biologically hardwired to crave sex on a regular (read: pretty much constant) basis.

This is nothing but a self-serving myth.

 

[PHNINE]

Although I agree that men focus on sex far more then women do, I can't help but make an interesting side note on this topic. What exactly is your definition of sex? Are you purely talking about penetration, or sexual acts as a whole? In my mind when I am thinking about sex or women the first thing that comes to mind is kissing them. Which turns me on the most perhaps because it is the most intimate. After that perhaps oral and naughty touching. Actual intercourse is the last of the sexual acts that I think of or crave. Although it is important, it is not the focus of my lust. So I guess what I am trying to say is that if men think about sex so much, which part of sex exactly are you actually thinking of?

 

[rickoshadows]

Sex is good but men can be (and some are) interested in another thousand things besides sex.

Perhaps this morbid and juvenile fascination with sex is induced in great part by women who find it their calling to walk around practically half naked, and the infinite number of braindead D cups staring into your face from magazine covers at every grocery checkout.

Don't forget to wash your Burkha! You may want to consider moving to a place where men share this point of view, ie. Iran, Saudi Arabia, Yemen. etc.

Have fun.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Consider this

This is nothing but a self-serving myth.

Most of the animal kingdom has it pretty easy when it comes to sex. Everyone in the species gets horny at exactly the same time of the year. They pair up, mate, and then go back to foraging for food with absolutely no desire to have sex again for another twelve months—when everyone will once again be horny.

We humans should only have it so good. Unfortunately, we don’t. We have no specific mating season and, therefore, no specific time when everyone’s automatically and simultaneously in the mood. That being the case, if the human male’s frequency for desiring sex were the same as that of the human female (which, from a guy’s perspective, seems roughly equivalent to awaiting the arrival of the seven-year cicadas), the odds on both the female and male of our species being in the mood at exactly the same moment would plummet to something only slightly better than the odds that Seabiscuit’s DNA will be cloned and come back to win the Triple Crown. So, even if only for the sake of procreation, it’s imperative that one of us be willing to have sex virtually any time of any day or night. Hey, if at least one half of our species weren’t consistently horny, it’s likely humankind would have gone extinct centuries ago.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Cicadas

BTW - Those wanting to learn about the lifecycle of the Cicada should click here.

http://www.amonline.net.au/factsheets/cicada.htm

 

[Randy Whorewald]

You have a point

Sex is good but men can be (and some are) interested in another thousand things besides sex.

Perhaps this morbid and juvenile fascination with sex is induced in great part by women who find it their calling to walk around practically half naked, and the infinite number of braindead D cups staring into your face from magazine covers at every grocery checkout.

Most people seem to define sex as two people engaged in a hot and passionate act (or a reasonable facimile). Having discussed the subject with numerous men and women, this seems to be the first image that comes to their minds.

However, there is a strong argument to be made that sex is much less physical and has more to do with the mind, heart, and soul of those who enjoy sharing it together. In fact, I am personally convinced that the beautiful experience of physical connection between two people is really the culmination of all that is intimate between them. It includes how they relate outside of the bedroom as much as what they do inside of it.