I know when I walk through your concrete jungle called Vancouver, I'm amazed at the amount of beautiful women from every ethnic background.
I'm stuck up in the Mountains and don't have much human contact....But a group of women from the U.S. and Europe have arrived here for the "True Ranch Experience"....They are helping with the Farm routines and they asked me....
"You Canadians are a well mannered good looking bunch, but what do you think makes a true Canadian?"
It seems they want to try to blend in....And the way they dress and act, that may never be possible.
So I told them...A Canadian likes strong alcohol and is willing to pay 80% tax to buy it...We are perfectly capable of having sex in a Canoe, without loosing the paddles.
We like our Monopoly money because we tip the stripper by the colour...Because it's dark in most clubs.
We view buying coffee at Starbucks ,as cross border shopping.
We are perfectly capable of thawing out our sex lube over the flame of a Coleman Stove, without burning our fingers.
The Northern Canadian chooses his girlfriend in the fall time...He likes to have a weight appropriate girlfriend to warm the bed, in -40 conditions.
We do not live in Igloos...But will charge Europeans 300 a night ,to stay in a hotel.. built from ice in Quebec.
We will vote in Howdy Doody as Prime Minister, and use a Beaver as a National Emblem...But when invited to join a War....Will fight it single handed as a nation...Then apologize.
We will thank a bank machine for giving us the funds to buy a ticket to a Hockey Game....Which we only attend to view the fights on ice.
We are the only nation that touches three of the Earths oceans, with a boreal forest second only to Russia, and have some of the largest deposits of natural resources on the planet.....Yet we let the world dictate what we can charge for them...and try to compete with other nations that have almost no economy, or pollution control....Then when they are in trouble, we will donate wheat to those very countries ,that had competed with us on the world markets
We won't let smokers within 6 meters of a public building, but we will give drug addicts a safe place to use narcotics....And every year a Veteran of any of our Nations wars, must prove to Veterans Affairs that the arm or leg he lost in battle...Hasn't spontaneously grown back to keep his disability pension.
We are a very odd bunch of people clustered into a very large land mass, yet the price of real estate has soared through the roof...Yet we only use up less than 12% of the available land mass of our great nation.
Even though I shake my head at times...I'm very proud of who we are..I am a Canadian.
What defines you...or us ...As Canadian?
I'm stuck up in the Mountains and don't have much human contact....But a group of women from the U.S. and Europe have arrived here for the "True Ranch Experience"....They are helping with the Farm routines and they asked me....
"You Canadians are a well mannered good looking bunch, but what do you think makes a true Canadian?"
It seems they want to try to blend in....And the way they dress and act, that may never be possible.
So I told them...A Canadian likes strong alcohol and is willing to pay 80% tax to buy it...We are perfectly capable of having sex in a Canoe, without loosing the paddles.
We like our Monopoly money because we tip the stripper by the colour...Because it's dark in most clubs.
We view buying coffee at Starbucks ,as cross border shopping.
We are perfectly capable of thawing out our sex lube over the flame of a Coleman Stove, without burning our fingers.
The Northern Canadian chooses his girlfriend in the fall time...He likes to have a weight appropriate girlfriend to warm the bed, in -40 conditions.
We do not live in Igloos...But will charge Europeans 300 a night ,to stay in a hotel.. built from ice in Quebec.
We will vote in Howdy Doody as Prime Minister, and use a Beaver as a National Emblem...But when invited to join a War....Will fight it single handed as a nation...Then apologize.
We will thank a bank machine for giving us the funds to buy a ticket to a Hockey Game....Which we only attend to view the fights on ice.
We are the only nation that touches three of the Earths oceans, with a boreal forest second only to Russia, and have some of the largest deposits of natural resources on the planet.....Yet we let the world dictate what we can charge for them...and try to compete with other nations that have almost no economy, or pollution control....Then when they are in trouble, we will donate wheat to those very countries ,that had competed with us on the world markets
We won't let smokers within 6 meters of a public building, but we will give drug addicts a safe place to use narcotics....And every year a Veteran of any of our Nations wars, must prove to Veterans Affairs that the arm or leg he lost in battle...Hasn't spontaneously grown back to keep his disability pension.
We are a very odd bunch of people clustered into a very large land mass, yet the price of real estate has soared through the roof...Yet we only use up less than 12% of the available land mass of our great nation.
Even though I shake my head at times...I'm very proud of who we are..I am a Canadian.
What defines you...or us ...As Canadian?
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