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what is your biggest turn-off?

what is your biggest-turn off?

  • bad breath

    Votes: 47 36.4%
  • BO from armpits

    Votes: 30 23.3%
  • fishy kitty smell

    Votes: 69 53.5%
  • feet smell

    Votes: 17 13.2%
  • cheap perfume or cologne

    Votes: 12 9.3%
  • smoke

    Votes: 27 20.9%
  • strech marks or cellulite

    Votes: 20 15.5%
  • saggy body

    Votes: 26 20.2%

  • Total voters
    129

goodman

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Feb 13, 2005
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What is your biggest turn-off for SPs and Hobbyists both?

For me, bad breath turns me off more than anything no matter how sexy an SP is. I think that goes for SPs too.
 

Very Veronica

Banned
Aug 2, 2004
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no game is no good

Good skills and attitude however can save even the foulest beast.
 

FBI

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May 17, 2004
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Sinderellas
you forgot sour ASS smell (from improper washing). Trust me I think that would be worst. Some ppl don't wash their ass properly. (soap and water + scrub!) I have had an sp smell like crap before, it was worse thing ever. I am sure sps can attest to this!
 

Sixpak

Well-known member
Jan 18, 2005
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I agree

The absolute worst is the stinky ass smell ..whether it be male or female!! Absolute worst .... cannot 69 and stomach that smell!!!! eeeewwww ..putrid!! lol ...have to go to sleep now and will probably think of that!!! :mad:
 

Avery

Gentleman Horndog
Jul 7, 2003
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The forst three items on the list are mood killers (and boner killers, too) in that order - bad breath, body odour and crotch rot.

If the breath is bad, it kills the session right off the hop. If the breath is OK, B.O. will still kill everything. If both are OK, a nasty kitty will obviously eliminate DATY and is a huge turn-off.

Fortunately, it's been very rare, but I have encountered a couple of ladies who passed all three tests, but turned me off completely when I started DATY, only to run into SAS (stinky ass syndrome). SAS can turn a raging hard-on into a shrivelled little peepee in microseconds!

I don't think price is much of a factor here. Some people are just oblivious to their own bad hygiene. I have no idea why.
 

memyselfandI

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May 19, 2004
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You mean we're supposed to wash and use soap??? Man, how did I miss that one all these years....
 

bigdee

Banned
Mar 12, 2004
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Calgary
My Biggest Turnoffs

In order...Biggest Turn-offs :mad:

1. Bad smelling P__Y
2. BO of any kind
3. Stetch marks and cellulite
4. Saggy body...Especially boobs!!!






Thanks.

BiGDEE :D
 

James

Active member
Jul 22, 2002
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The left coast
Add excessive tattoos, or overly large ones. A few tastefull ones here and there aren't an issue, but when there's a ton of them, or they're hip to knee kind of thing......
 

logsplitter

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Dec 6, 2004
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Manitoba
Moans that are not real are a put off.

A local lady moans like a pirate! "aaaauuurrrgggg" or something like that. Makes you want to look under the bed just be sure peg leg isn't lurking there!

In fairness to the lady that has the pirate under her bed she is really hot and very clean and a real novelty for other reasons.
 

Jaman50

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Feb 10, 2004
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bigdee said:
Oh yeah....Number 5....

5. A full Bush :mad:

BigDEE
Well to some a nice piece of "Hairy Pie" can be a great thrill.

That said it MUST be clean and fresh.

GUYS ... Maybe a comment from the ladies on our "Full Bush" would be in order. ... Remember this is a mutual respect thing.
 
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