What is the strangest thing you have done......

[Two Times]

.......for an appointment or been asked to bring to the appointment?
This question was asked of me during a recent appointment and I thought it would make for some good reading.
I’ll go first, all in one appointment I was asked to bring over laundry soap (talk about putting the “GF” in GFE ) during some down time in the appointment her phone rang, and I told her to answer it, of course it was someone trying to book with her, and this is where it gets strange….. She booked the call and I drove her to it! On top of that I went to pick up smokes, minutes for her phone, and more condoms. I then waited for her and called her out at the appointed time, we then finished the remaining time from my appointment.
Now I know what you maybe thinking, but all said and done I actually went home that night with more money then I left the house with, because she paid me! (For my time and services as a driver)

So guy’s fess up! I can’t be the only one out there.
No need for names we don’t want to embarrass anyone.

 

[nube]

.......for an appointment or been asked to bring to the appointment?
This question was asked of me during a recent appointment and I thought it would make for some good reading.
I’ll go first, all in one appointment I was asked to bring over laundry soap (talk about putting the “GF” in GFE ) during some down time in the appointment her phone rang, and I told her to answer it, of course it was someone trying to book with her, and this is where it gets strange….. She booked the call and I drove her to it! On top of that I went to pick up smokes, minutes for her phone, and more condoms. I then waited for her and called her out at the appointed time, we then finished the remaining time from my appointment.
Now I know what you maybe thinking, but all said and done I actually went home that night with more money then I left the house with, because she paid me! (For my time and services as a driver)

So guy’s fess up! I can’t be the only one out there.
No need for names we don’t want to embarrass anyone.

LOL....that's funny....the girl is pretty smart to figure out the personalities of her clients.

Obviously...I have no story to tell..The only thing I brought was a thorny rose and a woody.

 

[RobBC]

Wait a sec, she paid you more than a full session's fees for driving her to a single session? That doesn't add up....

 

[shiva]

Two Stories

Heard one through the G-vine at C.A. from staff that grabbed my attention. Kylie was seeing a pooner she saw often -DOK- He puts an envelope with 4 - $20s as tip on bedside table next to his mega $ watch - in the heat of their scene, a candle was tipped and each of the $20s gets half fried and the watch case melted like a popsicle. Even weirder - he stomps it out with his bare feet and then they move on like nothin happened- thats one weird hot call!

This one happened to me a few years ago - I show to see Seven and am met at door by staff who tells me that I'm already in there with her, yeah same name, same time slot- didn't know quite what to do, so I asked her if I was havin a good time so far. Left and went to suck down a few brews and wonder if I was caught in some kinda weird twighlight zone time warp. Seven and I never spoke of it - seemed a bit over the top to get pissed off at her for dissin and cheatin on me with me.

 

[maxx50]

I don't have normal call.

I have to admit , when i think about what has happened to me in the last 3 yrs , it was all strange.
!- first time i had sex was with an SP . 3 years ago
2- second time , was was the first time with a 20 something, who was on something and it was a GFE, and i did not know what to do, 2 hr appointment , I was gone in just over an hour
3- An awesome lady named Deja. was my 3rd Sp and she was awesome . later she was my first girlfriend for 1 1/2 yrs and i found out how that was not all it is cracked up to be
4- Next there was Alysia. just back to the buis. and and I saw her 5 times in less then 2 weeks , and had my first duo with her.
5- Then there was the new years event with Deja that never happened, I got a cold canceled , but payed any within felt better, but she did not .. you can read that one what ever way you want.
So far this is how my visiting escorts was going.
6 -Then i get involved with Deja, no sex for a year and a half, We did try to get together, but if something could go wrong it did.. there was time i just could not believe what srewed things up
7- something even stranger my relation suddenly ended. In the morning I giver $2500 for rent and deposit on a house e were going to rent ,half an hr later a phone call that there were not moving out . I know something is wrong , but i don't know what, I can't phone her back because her phone broke a few day earlier( hint)... so I e mial her asking her to explain.. no reply ever At that point I did not know it would be 4 month before i heard from her again,and i still don't really know what happened , or the reason i was just dumped
That night I just said fuck it .. and saw Mia for the first time
8- Saw Mia for the first time my first sex in 1 1/2 yrs. and the most awesome woman i have meet
9 - saw Mia for the second time and figured out what a true GFE meant
This just keeps going on ..and on... and on..
It is not that it is all strange but every other time it is something unknown , new and different
. With Mia it is so meny firsts, first truly awesome sex,first greek, first strap on, first 4 some with Audrey,First photo shoot , and second,and forth,,and on and on...
And then there is Audrey . and other strange experience, first time i sit and talk to person for 2 hrs or more and then have sex.
These things may be all normal for others , but never for me they are all first time events, that have made the last year just amazing and i am sure i am miss alot of the out of ordinary that has happened, but i have just come to accept.
And then there is Danica. another extraordinary event in my life. To meet a lady , that has given above and beyond, and that i click with so easily
I there have been very few time when a meeting with any of these ladies has not be out of the ordinary
and then thee as Mieko , who i had the best three some with , her and her girl friend. And Tawny. another event that can not be topped.
How many can say at 53 they had the best year of sex. and just some of the best times with some very beautiful ladies

 

[stryker]

Ya been drinking again Maxx??

 

[maxx50]

No I am not a drunk!

Posting on perb stops me from feeling sorry for myself and then i don't have a reason to drink.
HH I will take a hug , if you are soft and curvy, with two nice pillows and nice smelling hair....and.......
Maybe i have been drinking and can't remember

 

[maxx50]

Don't over bill me>

I love to play the key board, with all it's different instruments, and most important some back up accompaniment.
Give me some packaged styles and i will make up a tune to go with it.
they sound good But I have my limit.
Lets face it 10 years of accordion , and another 25 years of plunking on a guitar and i still can't play a single song from memory , let alone play your favorites
But the electric keyboard , that is the marvel that can make any one with an ear for music sound good. I just make it up as i go.
Book me at the" Copacabana"

 

[crustyclown]

I play the organ...mostly cuz I can't afford the ladies as often as I might want