What has been your most awkward moment while pooning?

Temuchin

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Most awkward moment? pinched in a sting...
That reminds me of one time when I was at a MP, with someone I had seen several time before. In the middle of the BJ an alarm rings and she jumps off me, and says get dressed quickly :eek: She says that the police are here! So we get dressed and she exits the room. I sit down on a seat in the room and I can hear the police talking to serveral of the ladies outside the door. Suddenly, I notice her panties in the middle of the floor, so I quickly put it in my pocket, and continue to wait. The police then come into the room and asked me a few questions (I don't remember what). After they left, we got naked and back to business :) When we were done we get dressed and she can't find her underwear! I forgot I had them in my pocket so we're searching around the room. Then I remember and showed her I had it, she grinned and said "If you wanted them you should have just asked" ;) I gave them back, and explained that i didn't want the police to find it on the floor. Maybe I should have kept them :eyebrows:
 

rockinbods35

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A long time ago, I was with an escort in my Toronto hotel room. Things were going great - I was pumping her in mish and was close to the point of no return. I had been feeling a little off, but not enough to cancel the encounter. All of a sudden, I had an awful feeling in my intestines, and I realized I was about to have an attack of diarrhea. It was either cum and shit, or stop immediately and run to the can. I chose the latter, and made it just in time to explode in the toilet. The lady was grossed out, and I couldn't blame her. I was terribly embarrassed, but what could I do? She got ready to leave and took off in a hurry. I made no attempt to stop her. Fortunately, that was a one time occurrence.

I never used that agency again, just in case.
LMAO...that is too funny, and certainly embarrassing. Feel for you bro.
 

rockinbods35

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This happened to me on two separate occasions with two separate escorts.

My experience with a visiting pornstar a few years ago I decide on a whim I would like to do anal with her. Sure she says, no problem I pay the difference in the rate ($100) and we get down to business. I am pounding merrily away in her ass and after a time I blow, as I withdraw I notice the condom is covered in shit. It was a huge turn off, she was embarrased and apologized profusely and then just went to the can and proceeded to take a shit with the door open. Haha, I guess having my dick covered in shit meant who cares if she takes a dump in front of me as well go figure. Didn't stop me from having round two with her...no anal this time lol

Second time I decided I learned my lesson, better to give a lady a heads up so she can prepare (whatever that entails) so I don't have a repeat scenario with the pornstar a few years back. So we get to the anal part, pound away like before and I pull out and sure enough, shit on my condom covered dick. I was turned off anal for a long time after that.

I guess if you want to enter the exit portal, you gotta expect it's gonna get messy sometimes. Shit happens as they say. Haha
 
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