Bread!!!
Doesn't even tell me what type of bread. White, whole wheat, rasin, rye, 12 grain, multi grain, flax, french, moldy... this doesn't help me at all.
I am bitter and twisted. Expect from me a****ic humour and sharp commentary. While I may seem nasty at first, I'm actually quite good company if I like you, so long as you don't mind a bit of cutting to the chase.
I taste like nothing, except a tomato. I'm sometimes sweet and sometimes tart; sometimes juicy, sometimes crisp. The roles of a tomato are many and varied. I am an exception to all the rules.
I am sweet and a little bit naughty. I am one of the few clinically proven aphrodisiacs. Sometimes I can seem a little hard, but show warmth and I soon melt.
Hey, Right Said Fred - I taste like tea as well. You must indeed be a gentleman of couth and distinction as am I.
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I am a subtle flavour, quiet and polite, gentle, almost ambient. My presence in crowds will often go unnoticed. Best not to spill me on your clothes though, I can leave a nasty stain.
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A nasty stain? I don't try to get TOO excited about every new woman I meet....
I am a subtle flavour, quiet and polite, gentle, almost ambient. My presence in crowds will often go unnoticed. Best not to spill me on your clothes though, I can leave a nasty stain.
Bread!!!
Doesn't even tell me what type of bread. White, whole wheat, rasin, rye, 12 grain, multi grain, flax, french, moldy... this doesn't help me at all.
I am sweet and a little bit naughty. I am one of the few clinically proven aphrodisiacs. Sometimes I can seem a little hard, but show warmth and I soon melt.
(If you were not Chocolate you would be Vanilla.)
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Arent' those two things very different??? Oh well.. Lots of people like chocolate!