what every girl can do to keep her man...

[marsvolta]

i know there was a recent post about bj's but...

to all the girls in the world who are concerned about the attentions of their boys.

i once had a girlfriend who, every morning i spent with her, made me a great breakfast, a strong cup of coffee and sucked me off in the shower... swallowed hungrily every time!

now i went out of her place feeling like a king and ready to take on the world and build her a dynasty!

it seems simple enough...

 

[PhoneGirl]

So why'd you break up?

 

[marsvolta]

well, of course we were very young... and every ex boyfriend of hers hung around like vultures! lol

finally lost out to one of them... and he was a real looser.

 

[PhoneGirl]

Obviously not that much of a loser if she left you for him!

 

[HubbaHubba]

Obviously not that much of a loser if she left you for him!

Possibly the other guy occasionally made her breakfast, a cup of coffee and spent some time pleasing her Hard to believe she left his lazy a*s

 

[garfieldbd]

Don't worry mars.... that level of service/attention would've ended shortly after marriage.

 

[marsvolta]

i think my whole point is.... is it so difficult to keep us guys happy? is five minutes a day or every other day too much to ask? it would seem so for many...

no need to apologize for any jabs... i'll attempt to set myself up as best i can.

 

[garfieldbd]

More likely would've ended after popping out the first squalling little varmit!

you're right actually. It wasn't until after our second kid that our relationship changed. I used to describe my wife as a nymphomaniac. We would have sex anywhere, anytime. She would be up for anything. Now, ten years and three kids later, having sex once every two weeks is a good run. I get my hand smacked if i touch her in bed. I can't remember the last time I had a BJ. And god help me if I get caught jerking off.

Personally, i don't think it is difficult to keep guys happy. But as you point out Mars, for some it is too much to ask.

 

[storm rider]

you're right actually. It wasn't until after our second kid that our relationship changed. I used to describe my wife as a nymphomaniac. We would have sex anywhere, anytime. She would be up for anything. Now, ten years and three kids later, having sex once every two weeks is a good run. I get my hand smacked if i touch her in bed. I can't remember the last time I had a BJ. And god help me if I get caught jerking off.

Personally, i don't think it is difficult to keep guys happy. But as you point out Mars, for some it is too much to ask.

Seems to me you need to have a serious conversation with your wife about your expectations with regards to your sex life.....and you also need to take stock of yourself.....are you the same guy physically now compared to when you were first married?

I remember a thread on CAF by a member I did not particularly like...he opined about what happened to the woman he married....bemoaned the lack of sex and the lack of intimacy of his marriage and the like...but the guy was so self centred that he could not even look at himself and ask himself if he had changed during the years of his marriage....and from what I know of him physically I would say he has considering he is like Jabba the Hutt now and I highly doubt he was in that shape when he got married.....yet the guy figures the blame falls on his wife because of his inability/unwillingness to accept that he has drastically changed and his wife no longer finds him desireable.

This is not a jab towards Garfieldbd or anyone else...it is just an observation by a guy who was married and did not experience the lack of sex......I will say though the one thing married guys dont reflect on or think of is one simple thing....how much they have changed since they have been married...are all of you physically the same as when you were first married?

SR

 

[uncleg]

i think my whole point is.... is it so difficult to keep us guys happy? is five minutes a day or every other day too much to ask? it would seem so for many...

no need to apologize for any jabs... i'll attempt to set myself up as best i can.

Five minutes ???????? If that's all it took for you to pop, I'm surprised she kept you as long as she did. Also, I note it's all about you. What did you do for her during these five minutes, anything ?

 

[Larissa.t]

I say this. A good looking man is good. But more important is a good man. A man that remembers her. A man that sees her as a princess. A woman so young will take a man that's older if he can say it. I can do this. It's how I think. I bet others think it. I give you a hint. All women know you want sex. So you don't say it. If you don't say it, you go so far.

 

[Man Mountain]

Now, ten years and three kids later, having sex once every two weeks is a good run. I get my hand smacked if i touch her in bed. I can't remember the last time I had a BJ. And god help me if I get caught jerking off.

Why would she care if she catches you jerking off?! (Is she Catholic?! )

 

[island-guy]

Why would she care if she catches you jerking off?! (Is she Catholic?! )

She probably gets mad because if he's jerking off then he isn't out supporting the local SPs.

Them girls stick together ya kno

 

[no regrets]

Why would she care if she catches you jerking off?! (Is she Catholic?! )

What the hell does being Catholic have anything to do with it? I went to a Catholic High School waaaay back in the days and you know what? We had the highest rate of teen pregnancy, The dirtiest girls, and they were the easiest to get into bed along with their girlfriend, and at the same time!

 

[Man Mountain]

What the hell does being Catholic have anything to do with it?

I'm glad you asked

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I went to a Catholic High School waaaay back in the days and you know what? We had the highest rate of teen pregnancy, The dirtiest girls, and they were the easiest to get into bed along with their girlfriend, and at the same time!

That's weird. Billy Joel always said that "the Catholic girls start much too late!"

 

[mistressfreyja]

LMAO....that was somewhat my thought.

Furthermore, Mars states that they were young. The dynasty you were building her wasn't based off of a job at McDonald's....or was it?

Possibly the other guy occasionally made her breakfast, a cup of coffee and spent some time pleasing her Hard to believe she left his lazy a*s

 

[mistressfreyja]

I think you've been reading too many women's magazine headlines.

As an SP, I definitely want to please my men.

But in a relationship....my job is hardly being a maid to the man's needs.

i think my whole point is.... is it so difficult to keep us guys happy? is five minutes a day or every other day too much to ask? it would seem so for many...

no need to apologize for any jabs... i'll attempt to set myself up as best i can.

 

[InTheBum]

Possibly the other guy occasionally made her breakfast, a cup of coffee and spent some time pleasing her Hard to believe she left his lazy a*s

Nah, it sounds like she went for the guy with the bigger and stronger penis...

Hubba, you should the feeling...

 

[InTheBum]

I think you've been reading too many women's magazine headlines.

As an SP, I definitely want to please my men.

But in a relationship....my job is hardly being a maid to the man's needs.

Another reason, to not bother with a relationship...

 

[uncleg]

I think you've been reading too many women's magazine headlines.

As an SP, I definitely want to please my men.

But in a relationship....my job is hardly being a maid to the man's needs.

Correct, in a relationship it is not your job to be a maid to a man's needs. It is your Duty to be a slave to his needs, and that's hardly a job since slaves don't get paid.