What does 'pooner' really mean?

[mistressfreyja]

As per the Urban Dictionary...cuz you could even use this source on a term paper! (snicker) Hilarious. My fav is number 5. It goes all the way to 25.

*I had to fix spelling and punctuation. You will see what I omitted.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pooner&defid=1189115

1. pooner
A person who sits at home (on a perfectly good evening for going out) and masturbates.
"Anna aint at the party tonight because she's a pooner."

2. pooner
to be a huge wuss or pussy; to cry about something when you don't like it
"Colin Miller is a huge pooner!"

3. pooner
A member of the elite indoor cricket team, the "pooners" fomed at Lakeland SHS in 2007.
"Guys i heard that Mitchell is a pooner" or

"Travis, Sam, Joel, Riley, Brett and Mitch are all pooners"

4. pooner
Pertaining to greek mythology god "Poo-na-Ner", god of the weak, helpless, and worthless. "Pooner" means that you are a complete wussy, afraid to do something, or are a complete ass-hole. Aslo known as "P to the Uner" and "Ponnie-Ponnie".
"Man, Steve cheats on his girlfriend all the time, he's a POONER."
or
"You're not going to go with us? Capitol 'P' to the 'U-ner'!"
or
"Kenny, you are a big, fat Pooner!"
get this def on a mug

5. pooner
one who sniffs bicycle seats
"He was such a pooner he never left the bicycle shed."
6. pooner
A slang word for vagina, ie poon pussy
etc
"Eww! Your fingers smell like pooner!"

7. Pooner
n: a person who has fallen into a comatose like state from the consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

 

[mistressfreyja]

Must post more. Too funny not to. (#8 sums it up)

7. pooner a person who has fallen into a comatose like state from the consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

"Julie is sitting in on her couch after 8 shots of smirnoff in a row. She begins to feel quite dizzy after enduring a long, yet pointless conversation. All of a sudden, she somehow passes out, smashes her head with a loud thud off of the table, bounces to the floor landing in an awkward position, and just sleeps."

Amber: "AHAHAHAAH!! did you guys just see that?! That was fucking hilarious!!!"

Laura: "haha yeah man, that's Ju for ya."

Christine: "Wow... what a pooner!"

8. pooner
A term that describes men who see escorts regularly.

"I haven't pooned in awhile, but I plan to return to my old pooner or pooning ways when I get
paid."

12. An erection resulting from a severe need to defecate.
Mike, who's bowels are on the best of days problematic, had a Double Double for dinner and a pooner for the rest of the evening.

14. More than taking a deuce. A turd that is 6 inches to a foot long reaches out of the toilet water..usually leaves alot of poop streaks on the toilet when it goes down.
"I left a pooner in the toilet for you.. it says "Hi" or I dropped a big pooner, man do i feel better!"

15. Someone who was birthed out of someone else's anus.
"Eww dude, you smell like a pooner!"

17. a person who finds en-joyment in humping cows... NAKED!!!!!
"My best friend is a pooner. Jessica trys to incourage other people to become pooners!"

23. An unmistakably large penis.
"With those tight leather pants on, you can really see portelli's pooner."

---->25

 

[spicdick]

okay , alls good in poonerville , hows about a "punter"?

 

[plurmurphy]

Wow, So many definitions for pooner.

 

[mimi]

Luved It! Very hilarious!