What does it mean when....

[jimbo2006]

a woman you're not in a relationship with, sprays some of her perfume on your bed / rests on your bed when you're not around?

I have some ideas, but just wanted to see what thoughts others have

 

[Stew]

Umm... if she is resting on your bed when you are not around it could mean that she broke into your place?

Seriously, she might as well send out a "I want to have sex with you" greeting card.

a woman you're not in a relationship with, sprays some of her perfume on your bed / rests on your bed when you're not around?

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[tianna]

or she want to cover her scent all over you

other girls will smell it if they enter your room.. and be turned off by it.. basically she is spraying your room.. like a cat in heat

 

[kman32]

Here's a guess.

The Phantom Sprayer doesn't like the woman you ARE in a relationship with and is trying to put doubts in her mind about your fidelity. This is because before you were together your GF slept with the PS's boyfriend so now it's payback. You may want to check if she's rubbed your underwear on her crotch or left pictures of her tits on your cell phone.

Ahhhh, the memories.

 

[Stew]

I like kman's story better than any of the other posts.

 

[apple juice]

a woman you're not in a relationship with, sprays some of her perfume on your bed / rests on your bed when you're not around?

I have some ideas, but just wanted to see what thoughts others have

#1...she sprays some of her perfume on your bed because it may have an odor...

#2...she rests on your bed because hers is not as comfortable...

There are so many possibilities...

 

[CJ Tylers]

Smell is often associated with comfort. It's not uncommon for people to take colone or perfume to a hotel and spray the sheet... especially married people. If they are travelling alone, they'll take their mates perfume/colone and spray it around to make it smell like they are there... thereby making it easier to sleep.

 

[stryker]

Ahh,,memories and no,My bed never stunk

Twas a time,long long ago,when there was a real genuine "first love"and my Girl would spitz my pillows on occasion.
Always wondering why I could smell it,I happened upon her doing it once and asked her why,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Her reply was,,,,,,,,,,,,,"so you'll think of me when I'm not here"

 

[maroonedsailor]

Rotflmao

next time your over at her place,
jack-off all over her pillows

Now that's a GOOD answer.
Go with Tianna - smart woman

 

[Cousin Vinni]

Yeah

next time your over at her place,
jack-off all over her pillows

That's a good one buddy. May I add: shit all over her front door, and pee all over her furniture

 

[Quarter Mile'r]

a woman you're not in a relationship with, sprays some of her perfume on your bed / rests on your bed when you're not around?

She wants your SO to think you're cheating on her.


............QM'r

 

[JustCallMeR]

Exactly. She's trying to cause problems with your SO.

I had one girl who kept adjusting my shirt collar. I finally realized that she was rubbing lipstick on her thumb before she "adjusted" my collar. Beware!

 

[TotallyTouchin]

Hmmm

The perfume spraying bandit! So she's a random girl who rests in your bed and sprays her perfume in her spot???

Does she spray it other places or just the bed? Maybe she just likes the smell but something tells me she wants to do you...maybe that's what she's resting up for! Now get your ass home and to the bedroom! She may be there right now smelling pretty and waiting! JUMP HER!

 

[Nookie Monster]

That's a good one buddy. May I add: shit all over her front door, and pee all over her furniture

I'd put it in a paper bag. ring the doorbell and light the bag on fire

NM