What do you call your penis?

[lenny]

Mr. President

 

[mcjohn2005]

Hmmm ...

I just call it ADEQUATE I don't oversell it and it gets the job done

 

[hitrack]

I don't call it nothing.....I like my penis.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

pee-diddly-eenis

 

[LonelyGhost]

Joe Average,

but VanIsland Lisa called him 'Franklyhuge'

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

I call mine "Bone-Her".

Excellent!!!!

 

[ace85]

I will love him and pet him and squeeze him and call him George

HFS

I think George was the YETI type thing with Marvin the Martian not the red guy.

 

[ace85]

Mine is just Charlie, Charlie the one eye'd trouser snake. Look Charlie, look what I got you, don't you just love that nice pussy, you lucky dick!

Does Charlie ever go to the Chocolate Factory?

 

[vancouverman]

I think one of my favourites was good old HenryXIII'er,*sigh*

were you his queen? if so, you are lucky you kept your head on

 

[vancouverman]

lucky you

 

[georgebushmoron]

I like to call my dick "Cheney", because he's a prick, he's wrinkled, his head is big and bald, and I usually keep him out of sight in a hidden location.

Holy shit that's the funniest thing I've heard all year!

Hmmm, I hope Dick isn't reading the boards today. I promise I won't tell him!

 

[georgebushmoron]

The most appropriate name for my dick is "Satan".

 

[Avery]

The most appropriate name for my dick is "Satan".

You could call it The Little Moron. Then, we could hijack the thread by reviving all those Little Moron jokes from a million years ago.