What do you call your penis?

[Herb_The_Perb]

I like to call my dick "Cheney", because he's a prick, he's wrinkled, his head is big and bald, and I usually keep him out of sight in a hidden location.

 

[ace85]

Dick Cheney

Is like 5'7, shorter than the average man.

So I think you are right herb. Lots of reasons why "Cheney" works in this case.

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

Is like 5'7, shorter than the average man.

So I think you are right herb. Lots of reasons why "Cheney" works in this case.

ace, my dick cheney is not 5'-7" -- nowhere near.
But thanks for the intended compliment anyway.

 

[ace85]

shorter than the average man.

Excellent "selective" comprehension. Of course you practice that daily now don't you.

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

shorter than the average man.

Excellent "selective" comprehension. Of course you practice that daily now don't you.

Yes, ace, my penis is shorter than an average man.
Or even an average midget.
Or even an average newborn human child.

BTW, how did you learn how long my penis is?
Are you Jim Guckert?

 

[richrad]

i call mine gator

 

[ace85]

There you go all defensive again

Why is that?

 

[lenny]

The Big Head

 

[ace85]

I love Archie COMICS

So, Betty and Veronica is very applicable.

 

[Lefty]

I'm so lame, I call mine "my penis"

 

[wolverine]

I obviously don't have a penis, but I call my breasts Betty and Veronica

I'm renaming my penis "Archie".
It has a better ring to it than "stinkhammer".

 

[stryker]

My Dick's a Harley and I kick it to get it started

K,,Seriously,,all any girl has every said was,,I want your Cock,,,stick your Cock in me,,let me suck your cock etc,,,,,,so,,it's name must be COCK!!
Go figure

 

[Big Trapper]

K,,Seriously,,all any girl has every said was,,I want your Cock,,,stick your Cock in me,,let me suck your cock etc,,,,,,so,,it's name must be COCK!!
Go figure

Nope, it's YOUR COCK! Hah hah....

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

I obviously don't have a penis, but I call my breasts Betty and Veronica

Not Lefty and Righty?

 

[stryker]

Nope, it's YOUR COCK! Hah hah....

Correction noted BT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,It's Your Cock

 

[The Lizard King]

I call mine disappointing.

 

[Quarter Mile'r]

I don't call mine anything.

It calls "me" when I'm needed!


...............QM'r

 

[icemanmp1]

penis name..

Mr.happy!!!!

 

[BoredMaverick]

I call mine "Bone-Her".

 

[wolverine]

I'm coming to Etown around November 7th, maybe Archie can see his two hunnies

Hopefully you can make it this time. It's been waaay too long since your last visit.