Why not an acronym?
We live in a society that has adopted acronyms as part of everyday life & especially now with the popularization of internet BLOG, chatrooms, messaging & lounges like this one.
These acronyms have become as acceptable in verbal communication as they are in the chatrooms, so why not develop one for our little hobby?
EXAMPLE:
GF = Girl Friend - refers to the female friend of a male or female who they are in a "relationship" with.
BF = Boy Friend - refers to the male friend of a female (or male???) who they are in a "relationship" with.
SO = Significant Other - which could be either boy/girl friend or mom, dad, dog, cat, fish the cop who arrested you & threw your ass in jail, the guy who made you his bitch while you were in there..... sorry, getting off track.
SP = Service Provider - refers to the Courtesan or Lady or hooker or SCHB (usually associated with next acronym) you have made an agreement to trade money for sexual or other deviant services from.
SW = Street Walker - this term is most commonly used to describe the girl you picked up on the street & have made an agreement to trade money for sexual or other deviant services. Sometimes you get lucky but usually you get SCHB.
SCHB = Skank Crack Ho Bitch - see above, but the service also includes getting lots of bad attitude & being ripped off. - Most divorced men also use this term to describe their ex-wife.
WTFD = What The Fuck Dude! - this refers to the time you got so piss drunk you picked up the first thing you saw on the side of the road only to find out when you get to the room that said person was NOT a chick!
Mr. = Mister - refers to what a man is called after he ceases to be a boy. Also used as a SELF realization that you have lost your youth. (like when you were first called that by the girl at Burger King)
Mrs. = Misses? - refers to the female after being duped by the guy she was dating who convinced her that he loved her. - Also can be the life sucking bitch that owns the balls of her ex-boyfriend & threatened to cut them off if he did not marry her.
Ms. = Miz - refers to the female who wants no part of marriage & in some cases men either. - Usually these chicks grow bitter against men start wearing black leather & chains & get a girlfriend that they can use their new strap-on with. (penis envy?)
MP = Member of Parliament - but I just refer to them as Parliament Dicks.
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I propose that when choosing a name for what hobbyists or Pooners would or should be called, we should use an appropriate acronym such as these examples above.
Here are some that I have come up with but I am sure there could be better ones I have not yet considered.
MS = Male Slut - this refers to a man who may be married, in a relationship or neither, who has an uncontrollable urge to get laid as often as possible! - Usually is considered to be MC (Monogamously Challenged)
ASS = Anti-Stud Slob - this refers to a man who probably has never had a relationship that lasted more than one month (& probably never will), who is willing to pay, but haggles on price, with any woman who will actually consider having sex with him! - The ASS usually thinks he is a stud but in reality has a small penis & poor hygiene. (an ASS suffers from RCI - Rectal Cranial Inversion)
SUCKER = Sadly Underprivileged Chap or Kiddo Expecting Romance - this refers to a man who may be married, in a relationship or neither, who is willing to pay damn near anything to be near a woman who will actually consider having sex with him!
JIRC = Jocular Imbecile Requesting Coitus - [ jurk ] - this refers to a man who has a great physique & is usually handsome but is an idiot & so self absorbed no women want to sleep with him unless they are FIRC’s (Feminine IRC) or accepting money for enduring the experience.
Like I said, these are just a suggestion & I am sure that there may be better names or acronyms but hopefully this will help us to find the most befitting for this particular "hobby".
IMHO
LOL
ROFL
TTYL
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areaK said:
We live in a society that has adopted acronyms as part of everyday life & especially now with the popularization of internet BLOG, chatrooms, messaging & lounges like this one.
These acronyms have become as acceptable in verbal communication as they are in the chatrooms, so why not develop one for our little hobby?
EXAMPLE:
GF = Girl Friend - refers to the female friend of a male or female who they are in a "relationship" with.
BF = Boy Friend - refers to the male friend of a female (or male???) who they are in a "relationship" with.
SO = Significant Other - which could be either boy/girl friend or mom, dad, dog, cat, fish the cop who arrested you & threw your ass in jail, the guy who made you his bitch while you were in there..... sorry, getting off track.
SP = Service Provider - refers to the Courtesan or Lady or hooker or SCHB (usually associated with next acronym) you have made an agreement to trade money for sexual or other deviant services from.
SW = Street Walker - this term is most commonly used to describe the girl you picked up on the street & have made an agreement to trade money for sexual or other deviant services. Sometimes you get lucky but usually you get SCHB.
SCHB = Skank Crack Ho Bitch - see above, but the service also includes getting lots of bad attitude & being ripped off. - Most divorced men also use this term to describe their ex-wife.
WTFD = What The Fuck Dude! - this refers to the time you got so piss drunk you picked up the first thing you saw on the side of the road only to find out when you get to the room that said person was NOT a chick!
Mr. = Mister - refers to what a man is called after he ceases to be a boy. Also used as a SELF realization that you have lost your youth. (like when you were first called that by the girl at Burger King)
Mrs. = Misses? - refers to the female after being duped by the guy she was dating who convinced her that he loved her. - Also can be the life sucking bitch that owns the balls of her ex-boyfriend & threatened to cut them off if he did not marry her.
Ms. = Miz - refers to the female who wants no part of marriage & in some cases men either. - Usually these chicks grow bitter against men start wearing black leather & chains & get a girlfriend that they can use their new strap-on with. (penis envy?)
MP = Member of Parliament - but I just refer to them as Parliament Dicks.
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I propose that when choosing a name for what hobbyists or Pooners would or should be called, we should use an appropriate acronym such as these examples above.
Here are some that I have come up with but I am sure there could be better ones I have not yet considered.
MS = Male Slut - this refers to a man who may be married, in a relationship or neither, who has an uncontrollable urge to get laid as often as possible! - Usually is considered to be MC (Monogamously Challenged)
ASS = Anti-Stud Slob - this refers to a man who probably has never had a relationship that lasted more than one month (& probably never will), who is willing to pay, but haggles on price, with any woman who will actually consider having sex with him! - The ASS usually thinks he is a stud but in reality has a small penis & poor hygiene. (an ASS suffers from RCI - Rectal Cranial Inversion)
SUCKER = Sadly Underprivileged Chap or Kiddo Expecting Romance - this refers to a man who may be married, in a relationship or neither, who is willing to pay damn near anything to be near a woman who will actually consider having sex with him!
JIRC = Jocular Imbecile Requesting Coitus - [ jurk ] - this refers to a man who has a great physique & is usually handsome but is an idiot & so self absorbed no women want to sleep with him unless they are FIRC’s (Feminine IRC) or accepting money for enduring the experience.
Like I said, these are just a suggestion & I am sure that there may be better names or acronyms but hopefully this will help us to find the most befitting for this particular "hobby".
IMHO
LOL
ROFL
TTYL
.
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