What can you say during sex, but also at the family dinner?

[Bizzaynass]

There's a hair in my pie!

 

[lomalopez]

Why is there Nutella on my wiener?

 

[BigCgaijin]

MMMMMMM.....that looks good!

 

[Pornholio]

Careful, don’t want you choking.

 

[islander1-1]

"Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?" Linda Lovelace.

 

[80watts]

Mazel Tov

 

[Rusty razor]

Mind if I lick it clean?

 

[Bunghole1]

Hey Ronald quit playing with your turkey! Ooh Lord heavens now look at what you have done! What a mess! You've got gravy all over the place.

 

[sinfulltimez]

Peaches and cream anybody?

 

[MikeyLikey99]

I’d like some more of that succulent breast please

 

[Massage Fan 8]

I cant believe no one mentioned tossing salad.

 

[nwtl]

Stop whining. You've had worse things in your mouth.

 

[charlesbliss001]

That goes down good

 

[Just4fun00]

Did I find a hair in that?

 

[80watts]

Well the word "fuck" seems to be a ordinary term in this day and age.

 

[BobbyMcgee]

Who would like a little ice cream on their cherry pie for desert?

 

[Kissmepassionately]

Shhh less talking.

Are you ready for more.

Extra sauce.

The dog is still staring.


Too much is never enough.


Finger licking good.

Careful with the bone.

Here let me help you clean up that mess.