What can you say during sex, but also at the family dinner?

[milemiles]

And this entire spread was only $400!

 

[sybian]

I just love when you pre-butter your buns in advance…

 

[sybian]

If everyone here has had enough…..I’d like to go for a second round.

 

[luvsdaty]

Did you fart?

 

[lomalopez]

“I didn’t eat that. It was the dog.”

 

[nscamper]

More stuffing please!

 

[nscamper]

It's so nice you and your girlfriend could join us!

 

[MikeyLikey99]

I’m more of a breast man

 

[mistermetro]

You've got something in your teeth.

 

[Pornholio]

Someone pass me the oil

 

[Captain Prickhard]

Don't Choke on the Bone

Let's have Greek Tonight

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Chicken

 

[Chuckerbie]

Can I have some more please….

 

[Bridge]

Can I have some more please….

A twist on Oliver!!

 

[Bridge]

This eclair is just for you. I think it will melt in your mouth

 

[lomalopez]

You awake, Grandma?

 

[Number17]

Open your mouth, sweetie.

Don’t spit it back out.

 

[Lady Vanessa]

*It's a bit dry.
And.....Unpopular opinion/reality is that I am 46yrs old and easily fucking your sons and your fathers, so my second answer is......*."Would you like a second helping Daddy"?
I sometimes like to call owners of penis...Daddy.

 

[islander1-1]

I love clams.... (I do not fear the bearded clam)

Shall we eat out tonight or dine in?

There are lots of options on the menu, what do you fancy.

 

[Stamkos]

Seconds?

is that all ya got?

 

[islander1-1]

Do you want a man’s piece or a little boys piece?