~*~ what are your "deal breakers"? ~*~

[Cami Parker]

So I've noticed lately that when a lady gets a less than favourable review its usually because of one (or more) thing that seems to come up repeatedly as a concern that you lovely gents often have. Some are obvious, but some are surprising things that a lady may not ever think of on her own. I thought it would be nice for the ladies if we could start a thread with all your guy's "deal breakers" in one place. Just so we know what you hate...and what not to do...
If you guys don't mind contributing, of course.
Who's going to go first?

 

[sybian]

Obviously........Drug use....Nothing will make me run for the truck faster than needle marks, missing teeth, and red sores,...and someone talking to somebody, who isn't really there.
An unfriendly attitude, ..I'll drive 5 to 6 hours to make an appointment....And if I'm treated like a lower form of life, I consider that as a deal breaker.
Rude behaviour, when I'm courteous and well mannered is very unbecoming...and I will make no comprimises on that.

 

[76duster]

1. Stinky pussy. Or a pussy that smells like condom. Yes believe it or not it does happen *often*.

2. Being really late. A lot of girls, particularly the young ones, have no idea whatsoever how incredibly stressful it is trying to make an appointment ON TIME in the lower mainland when you are driving - so many cars, and distances are long. The SP, in the meanwhile, gets to stay at her place and get herself ready. So they why is it so hard to get yourself cleaned up and be on time when a man also has to get cleaned up, look presentable, and then drive 30 min to an hour, find your place, find parking, get money out, and get to you?? The young ones are especially inconsiderate on this. It shows a total lack of respect for the other person.

3. Cancellation without due notice. I won't even go there but that can totally ruin your day.

 

[Caramel]

Obviously........Drug use....Nothing will make me run for the truck faster than needle marks, missing teeth, and red sores,...and someone talking to somebody, who isn't really there.
An unfriendly attitude, ..I'll drive 5 to 6 hours to make an appointment....And if I'm treated like a lower form of life, I consider that as a deal breaker.
Rude behaviour, when I'm courteous and well mannered is very unbecoming...and I will make no comprimises on that.

jesus i hope you have a backup plan !

I usually hear things like BBBJ, privacy, discretion, clean incall...but not sure if all of those are "deal breakers", what if you go there and its a pigsty, but she is hot and offering a BBBJ and you're already there? Lots of factors, lol.

 

[sybian]

Being of Military background...I usually know my terrain beforehand....And there's always a
Plan "B"
...And yes your very right...There are many factors, but those two are my deal breakers.

 

[toesucker]

I can withstand lateness. I can withstand cancellations. I can withstand an SP taking 1 or 2 super quick phone calls or texts.

I CANNOT withstand my #1 deal breaker: odour from a woman's genital area. This is more often the case with Caucasian SPs and much less of an issue with Asian SPs. I don't know if it may be the diets from the different cultures that is the difference or that many Caucasian SPs don't wash themselves before AND after an appointment like the Asian SPs do.

Attitude is my second deal breaker. I consider myself a friendly soft-spoken guy and treat others with respect but unfortunately not everyone reciprocates that especially the tone over the phone.

Other than those general items listed above, the following are more personal preference deal breakers such as a limited menu, unreasonably high of a price for what is offered, location of the SP etc...

 

[uncleg]

jesus i hope you have a backup plan !

I usually hear things like BBBJ, privacy, discretion, clean incall...but not sure if all of those are "deal breakers", what if you go there and its a pigsty, but she is hot and offering a BBBJ and you're already there? Lots of factors, lol.

Being of Military background...I usually know my terrain beforehand....And there's always a
Plan "B"
...And yes your very right...There are many factors, but those two are my deal breakers.

Keep in mind, the man is also a rancher, so there "B" lot's of livestock......... :eyebrows:

 

[luvsdaty]

My biggest pet peeve is can you give me 15 more minutes sweetie? Or trying to reschedule my appointment for a later time. Obvious signs of drug use(although some hide it very well) Time wasters in general.

 

[westwoody]

Cellphone use during the session.
So many girls can't turn them off or ignore them.
This is a constant problem and the worst offenders refuse to admit they do it. I had a session with a girl who was texting for at least one hour out of a two hour session.
When I left she asked when she would see me again. I said I probably wouldn't come back because I was annoyed about all the time she had spent playing with her phone. She said "But it was only one or two times!" No, it was at least twenty times...
I was with another girl and right after I arrived she says she has to phone her kid's school. So she's on the phone for about ten minutes because her kid had been bad or whatever, and then spends the remaining fifty minutes bitching about teachers, principals, her kid, etc.

Turn your phone off for crying out loud. All it does is annoy guys. Maybe they won't mention it at the time but it will definitely influence their decision to come back or not.

 

[Real Sonny Burnett]

If it turns out that she has a penis...deal breaker.

 

[87112]

Tattoos not mentioned or shown in pics.
Smoker's breath or teeth
Man's hands

 

[sybian]

Right !!! The last two posts are very accurate....No Penis, No man hands...And I'd like to add..No facial hair.
Maybe I'd be a little worried ,if she had a Sam Elliott voice as well....Unless she has a case of tonsilitous...I hear thats going around right now.

 

[PierreCoeur]

constant delay texts. Sorry if I booked you for a specific time. I expect to see you within 30 minutes of the prearranged time. I showed up on time. I walked after thirty minutes on one girl and she threw a text hissy fit when she was ready 45 minutes after the original time because I did not wait. I guess she thought she was a Doctor?

 

[pro-boner]

Gotta haves, nice to haves, and stuff I can do without!

For me gotta haves are: kissing ( granny kisses don't count! the better the kisses are the better the session will turn out, never had a good session with a non, or poor or reluctant kisser! ), daty, bbbj.

Nice to haves, these are treats, but are not essential to a great session: cim, swallow, pussy slide.

Turn offs: up selling, faking ( I'm coming I coming! before you even lay a tongue on her clit, I mean come on!), hairy pussies, pussy stubble ( come on girls, I shave every day, so can you ), body odour ( we can always shower together), super fastidiousness ( treating sperm like it is nuclear waste ), phone going off, aggressiveness ie. jumping right into things immediately, over the top verbal encouragement ( come for me baby, I want your come now!, etcetera etcetera).

 

[vancity_cowboy]

best... post... ever... ^^

 

[Cami Parker]

These are great and super insightful... The phone thing has always confused me... Is it so hard to give your undevided attention to someone who's paying for it? Lol

 

[badbadboy]

Lots of SP's use their phone for music but sometimes forget the silent option for calls and texts.

Still it can be a distraction and even worse if she answers the call or txts

:doh:

 

[Cami Parker]

This is awesome!!! I swear, laughter is the breakfast of champions! Thanks for that.

Also, in regards to everyone else's posts, I had no idea there were so many stinky pussies out there.... The only way to classify that is RUDE!

And it's not very Planet-friendly, Man.

[ some Gals are very sentimental. http://i.imgur.com/5kwIyG7.png?fb ]

I like your response.
"The Deal" starts with perception of persona.



PR man

 

[sybian]

Well Uncleg, and Hatrick....At least my Heifers turn off their phones when they're batting their eyelashes at me.

 

[hedgeman]

Cleanliness and no daty are deal breakers for me...