What are you bragging about this week?

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ElsiDawson

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In my defence......the quick exits from the truck is usually when I see a half consumed hotdog laying on the pavement ,in the parking lot....and attempting to get at it first, before my drooling troll of a dog ...launches himself out of the back window at the same target.
True story--when I got back from Katimavik, I spent some months working as a dishwasher. I brought lunch to work maybe the first week until I decided that I was happy to eat the scraps off the plates and save on groceries. I tried to be sneaky about it at first, and then I got more ballsy and started doing it outright. No regrets.
 

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True story--when I got back from Katimavik, I spent some months working as a dishwasher. I brought lunch to work maybe the first week until I decided that I was happy to eat the scraps off the plates and save on groceries. I tried to be sneaky about it at first, and then I got more ballsy and started doing it outright. No regrets.
I used to pride myself on the fact that I used to hunt and kill my own meat when I was younger..........and nine times outta ten , you could hardly see the tire tracks across their chest.
 

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And now for the NEWS!

The latest from leos to your imagination.

Elsi "Fricken" Dawson and Clementine "Ah do declare"Smithereens are offering duos
in the near future!

More of a one on one GFE kinda guy myself.

Mostly due to budget and confusion as to who to thank if things are great or disrespect should things go awry.

Anyhoo....Point is that is a lot a womanhoodness goodness like almost 12 ft without heels.

That's real world twister with snakes and ladders rolled up in one!

Point is whoever pulls one of those trysts off will certainly have something to brag about.

Apologies in advance to the out of my ass moniker to the lovely Clem.

;)
 

sybian

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And now for the NEWS!

The latest from leos to your imagination.

Elsi "Fricken" Dawson and Clementine "Ah do declare"Smithereens are offering duos
in the near future!


;)
That's ironic!
I had a dream just last night I played oiled Naked Twister with those two.....although they kept pushing me off the playing board?
Which in reality wouldn't be an easy thing to do...
 

Horndog14

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That's ironic!
I had a dream just last night I played oiled Naked Twister with those two.....although they kept pushing me off the playing board?
Which in reality wouldn't be an easy thing to do...
Would that not depend on what kind and how much lube is involved....food for thought.

:)
 

sybian

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Would that not depend on what kind and how much lube is involved....food for thought.

:)
Well considering I could bench press either one of them, oiled or not...the amount of lube shouldn't matter.
I believe it was Nuru Gel.....which subconsciously brings me to the bet I have with Riza I suppose.
 

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I rescued someone who was suicidal.

Too heavy?
Maybe you don't know how heavy? Stick with them. If you do, it will be heart wrenching for you too. Their struggles will carry on.
 

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If your looking for a very dusty minimum wage job, in 40 degree weather.....talk to me in haying season.
Oh.....but I do place beer in the hayloft, to draw you up there.
There isn't enough cold beer in the world to get me into a loft, I run the baler.
 

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I became incorporated and started accepting Bitcoin.
 

apl16

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Look left. Way left.
If your looking for a very dusty minimum wage job, in 40 degree weather.....talk to me in haying season.
Oh.....but I do place beer in the hayloft, to draw you up there.
Uuugggghhh.....been there, done that.......there just isn't enough beer to get me to do it again!
 

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If your looking for a very dusty minimum wage job, in 40 degree weather.....talk to me in haying season.
Oh.....but I do place beer in the hayloft, to draw you up there.
You're not being entirely forthright with your prospective employees, of whom there are many on PERB, I'm sure. You didn't mention the itch. I've never been so itchy as I was after a day of manhandling bales of hay. That took a lot of the romance out of pretending to be a cowboy.
 

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sybian

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You're not being entirely forthright with your prospective employees, of whom there are many on PERB, I'm sure. You didn't mention the itch. I've never been so itchy as I was after a day of manhandling bales of hay. That took a lot of the romance out of pretending to be a cowboy.
I'd have to agree with you.....and there are many daily jobs that take the romance out of the lifestyle, but I guess it's like that with many occupations.
What is perceived standing on the outside looking in, might be much different when you actually live the life.
 

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...You didn't mention the itch. I've never been so itchy as I was after a day of manhandling bales of hay. That took a lot of the romance out of pretending to be a cowboy.
Then you have never had to grind feed. More itch, zero romance.
 
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