What are the worst TV ads right now?

[hitrack]

1) Where the 3 guys at the lake notice someone has stolen a 6 pack of their beer. Then it cuts to the dude on the deck announcing that he "found" 6 Canadian. There is a large group on the deck. Big Freakin' deal, you have 6 beer. What? We all get a sip?

Not to mention what kind of a stupid fukk are you to advertise you stole someones beer. In real life that guy that dunked his head underwater would have ran up and punched that stupid fukk in the head for scaming his brews.

I also hate recycled commecial actors such as that geeky looking fukk from the your richer than you think who is in the now I wanna sell that piece of shit I just bought. He seemed to have bigger geekier looking ears in the bank commercial.

Also the broad in the airplane terminal by herself buying a ticket was also in some AERO or nutribar commercial, which ever one. I never paid that muich attention to the dizzy broad.

 

[lenharper]

I hate every ad where there is "one black friend". Whether it's selling beer, cars or god knows what -- it is always five white guys and "one black friend" stuffed into some minivan -- i always kinda feel sorry for him, and often wish he'd go gansta on their asses....

 

[wolverine]

hitrack just reminded me that those Aero chocolate bar ads are absolutely horrid. I can think of something else I'd like to stick in those chicks' mouths.

 

[gravitas]

I've really had enough of those fucking toyota commercials with the five faggots driving around nailing donut mascots in the nads, throwing toupees and blackberry's out window.

Also unimpressed with the toyota tundra commercial with the two neckless wankers getting hardons looking at each others muscles.

 

[wolverine]

The newest Keg TV ad with the lovey-dovey couple gets my goat because of the gay-ass music, which is a bizarre and nails-on-chalkboard combination of Euro-synth-trash and the stereotypical French romantic muzak.

 

[lenharper]

You know you've been on Perb too much when you see the new ford focus commercial where the metrosexual and his GF are driving around listening to techno and she opens a pop, he hits the brakes, the pop splatters in her face and all you can think of is -- those clever bastards just got away with showing a "facial" on TV.

 

[gravitas]

I'm beginning to seriously hate that asshole in the nutri-crisp commercials.

 

[Bartdude]

That fucking Tim Horton's "steeped tea" commercial is back......

Fucking annoying !!!!

 

[markvee]

New nomination:

Sensodyne ad with the guy in the shower and the British chick who just sits around in the bathroom for the entire time waiting for him, then turns the sink taps to change the temperature on him. Their bathroom is about the size of most people's apartments and likely costs the GDP of New Brunswick, and yet they can't get that particular plumbing problem fixed? Also, her voice and her lip movements are kinda odd somehow.

I like this commercial and added the British chick to the anonymous chicks I'd like to fuck thread.

I'm imagining myself getting scalded in the shower thinking,

"I'll spooge on her face for that later."

"She probably scalded me because of the last time I spooged on her face."

"She probably needs to use Sensodyne because all the acid spooge I shot in mouth has worn down her enamel."

 

[Bartdude]

I'm really getting sick of the WestJet ad with the old doofus who can't plug in his headset, and fakes laughing with the rest of the passengers.

I have to change the channel everytime the ad comes on....

 

[kokanee_68]

The gum commercial with the dude in the lime green speedo!

also

The cheeze commercial where the chick tells the neigbour and her daughter she has rats.

 

[ace85]

likewise with those useless kraft dinner commericals with the two faggots in the dorm room and the hot tub full of wankers who look like they've just come from a d&d convention......having some spork like food doesn't attract hot women!

The KD commercial is funny. The dorm is hot, they remove most of their clothes. You are funny about many things, but you seem bitter about a commercial that has attractive chicks scantily clad. This is never a bad thing.

 

[gravitas]

but you seem bitter about a commercial that has attractive chicks scantily clad

not at all....I realize that advertising 101 means tits and ass sell but these commercials are beyond dumb

 

[hitrack]

fukkin gross man!!!! I'm talking about that dizzy bitch in the T-Fal commercial chopping onions and drops a tear in the fry pan to see if it's hot enough.

 

[hitrack]

Pretty much all car and motorbike commercials. For example.....

The Lexux is350 (or is it 360, WTF ever) There's fast, scary fast, and theres shit your pants fast. IMO they forgot 2 "fasts" What about the how fast can you wipe your car out into a ditch doing 100+km's on a wet narrow road, and how fast can you get a speeding ticket driving your new Lexus like a complete fukkin fool!!!!

What a fukkin stupid commercial.

 

[fatboy2]

Two come to mind....the numb quiff sliding down the rail in the viagra ad& the f..kst..k jerkoff waving his hands in front of the "blind guy" in a CNIB ad.I'd like to stick the white cane so far up his ditrshoot it'd scrape plaque off his back teeth

 

[lenharper]

Is there anything we can do, as a people, to get those John Lovitz Subway Ads off the air?

 

[gravitas]

Is there anything we can do, as a people, to get those John Lovitz Subway Ads off the air?

but its all about the "craft" of acting for him
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add one more to list.....the new marks work warehouse ad with the two parents who are just WAY TOO fucking excited over a shitty $10 coupon

 

[wolverine]

The latest McD's ad where the best man at his friend's wedding starts acting like a jealous bitch.

 

[Mr.O]

Wow!!!

OMG!

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