What are some slang/acronyms you should never use talking to a girl?

[BrokeBastard]

Just trying to avoid any jargon that is related to the pooning industry. For instance I know saying golden showers and creampies are okay. But is DATY strictly a hobby term? What about DATO? BBBJ?

thanks for any help

 

[chuckanut]

msog... cim... greek. just off the top of my head.

-chuck
**poon-free 88 days and counting**

 

[Yman]

BJ has been around since the stone ages. Otherwise I thinks its just a good idea to avoid ALL acronyms.

Try being a little old fashioned and avoid slang too when speaking to a lady. Use a british accent and everything will sound a little more sexy.

 

[Harmony-bc]

Thats hilarious and kind of true. I had a British boyfriend once and he could say cunt and make it sound classy. hahaha

 

[TheGuy]

Thats hilarious and kind of true. I had a British boyfriend once and he could say cunt and make it sound classy. hahaha

I agree! Something about accents makes everything sound better.

 

[BrokeBastard]

BJ has been around since the stone ages. Otherwise I thinks its just a good idea to avoid ALL acronyms.

Try being a little old fashioned and avoid slang too when speaking to a lady. Use a british accent and everything will sound a little more sexy.

LOL

i meant when you get to know a girl well and eventually end up having sex with her. what's a normal slang compared to a hobbyist slang.

 

[DQ Guy]

msog... cim... greek. just off the top of my head.

-chuck
**poon-free 88 days and counting**

Whats wrong with Greek??. common term if I ever heard one.

Maybe try to throw in "toss my salad" while your at it

 

[mimi]

Jargon that gives it away

That's how I outed one of my clients who claimed he had never, never, ever, done this before (paid for sex) and then he used the BBBJ term...which I have never, ever, heard coming from the lips of a chaste and faithful widower...like, really, you used that term with your wife?

Harmony, you are hilarious, and yes! British men sound lovely saying cunt, don't they...Colin Firth comes to mind..

 

[chuckanut]

Whats wrong with Greek??. common term if I ever heard one.

Maybe try to throw in "toss my salad" while your at it

ok maybe it's just me then. i had no idea what greek was till i starting pooning.

-chuck
**poon-free 89 days and counting**

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

Greek is fine but avoid asking how many SOGs you get per date and whether she's a 2 or 3 holer

a few other ideas:

Will dinner get me full service?

How much extra for BBBJ?

How many other dates did you see today?

How long have you been doing this?

How much extra for your room mate?

I paid for dinner and drinks you should at least let me hit it in the morning too!

Have you always been independent or did you work for amp/agency before.

 

[mclovin76]

did you shower? while looking her up and down taking a couple of wiffs

 

[mclovin76]

o o o i got another one is your pimp here ? no disrespect just trying to b funny

 

[DQ Guy]

Sooooo I shouldn't ask her where to leave the envelope after sex?

 

[rockmyworld36]

Hey, he could have been a member of PERB and understood the acronyms. I'd bet there are many lurkers on this site that read up for months before putting their big toe in the sea of SP's.

Ok, what's the slang term or acronym for "putting your big toe in her sea"

lol

 

[mclovin76]

atm anyone? anyone? lol

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

atm anyone? anyone? lol

No thats pretty fucking standard MC .... lolol

 

[ysoenglish]

Harmony, you are hilarious, and yes! British men sound lovely saying cunt, don't they...Colin Firth comes to mind..

That would be Received Pronunciation English, sometimes called the Queen's English, estimated to be spoken by about 2% of the population of Britain. I'm not sure how many regional accents it would work with. If you hear "cunt" in a broad Glaswegian accent, for example, best head for the exit or start looking for a suitable weapon (jk).

A variation in acronym I have noticed over here is 'A' levels. In England "A" levels are the advanced exams taken at 18 and are used by sp's as an acronym for anal sex. Most sp's here seem to use the term as "5 star service" I suspect something got lost in translation.... 'O' levels are exams that used to be taken at 16 and are used as an acronym for oral sex, they have been replaced by GCSE's which somehow hasn't attracted it's own alternative.....