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What a week so far!

Creole Lady Marmalade

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Tuesday morning and all is well or so I thought. I had just buzzed up a client and my door is stuck. Stuck on lock. The turning knob broke off from the actual deadbolt which was stuck in the door frame leaving me trapped in my apartment and the client blue balled outside trying to push the door in which I made up for it the next day but I was trapped in the apartment for 3+ hrs craving Szechuan and fashioning a pulley system with a pair of my stockings to lift the delivery order to my window. Did you ever notice that when you been told not to do something you want to do it just to see what would happen afterall it seemed harmless ie. the 30 minute rule not to rinse, eat, drink after a dental cleaning? You're always ravenous at that point and time isn't your friend it just seems to last an eternity.

Now today, I'm locked in at my home and the windows are painted shut. I can't seem to get a break. what's next?
 

josephl

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Don't ask

Think cheerful thoughts, if not, there is:

Toilet(s) overflowing
Power failure

First two that come to mind

:eek:
 

maverick73

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Creole Lady Marmalade said:
fashioning a pulley system with a pair of my stockings to lift the delivery order to my window
Next step is to fashion a pulley system strong enough to get your clients out when their SO is pounding on the door ;).
 

Creole Lady Marmalade

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maverick73 said:
Next step is to fashion a pulley system strong enough to get your clients out when their SO is pounding on the door ;).

Are you kidding me, I'd have them join in!!!
 
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