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jdtipper

choo chooo
Dec 16, 2009
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Wow,
Here I was all excited, I finally get a change to come down to the BIG city this weekend for work...and finally able to try out your guys "scene".
Now Ive only been pooning for about a year in E-Town, and have enjoyed many of our MPs. But only have I tried a few of our Indy SPs. Well since I knew you guys have almost no MPs....i was stroked to try your great Escort scene.

So I do a little research on here, and make a easy choice to see one gal ive had my eye on since I started. One "Miss V".
So I contacted her through here, and she was amazingly friendly and quick with replies. Though I did run into a snafu right away. A reference, so out with some super frantic messages to the only credible SP ive seen. Sexy Shawna. Shawna was also great in remembering me from a rather interesting session we had oh three months ago. So "V" contacted Shawna and that gave me the green light. SWEET. So we set up a finalized all the details while I was at work waited to get off so I could make the journey. One my drive down I gave "V" a quick call to confirm everything.
BUT WAIT, she said she had a few red flags shoot up. She wont see me now. WTF!!!. I cant believe what a hypocrite she is. Being our quirky personalities, which are so similar its weird, this is the reason she chose to cancel. As she is trying to explain it, which she didnt do a very good job of, it became harder and harder to not think of it as a total kick to the nuts. It was all the "what ifs" or "potential" things that she thinks could happen AFTER the session. I tried to reassure her that none of them could, she had it in her head that the worst possible thing would happen.
Now before I get jumped on, I know, the lady has the choice to see who she wants when she wants. And I agree totally. But to back out with something as childish as this...its just hard to take. Needless to say, I was extremely disappointed. My weekend was ruined.

But never keep a good man down. I got to the hotel and called up HT. I just wanted to pre-book for the next evening as it was almost midnight, and I had to be up around 430 for the course. Inquired about one of her ladies, and she had the misses call me. What, excuse me...this doesnt happen in edmonton...that was cool. So I talked to this sexy, quiet, soothing, almost scratchy voice for a few minutes. Oh my god i could listen to her for HOURS. Any how, she informs me she would be available until LATE the next evening and she would call me again to confirm. I said cool, man, i just wanted to meet that voice.
So Im in class all day, daydreaming about just what heavenly body this soulful sound comes from. Its so hard to pay attention. So I shoot a quick PM to HT to make confirm my little lady if she came on.
Late in the evening, I was trying to get a quick rest before she calls. RING, RING....oh my god, like the exact minute she said she would call. Ah shit, she wouldnt be ready for another 2 hrs. Hmmm that was way to late, but I figured we could shoot for 0545,as it was only 4 hrs after when she would show up anyways , if she was up for it. It was such a shot in the dark, but after she grilled me for a few minutes to make sure I was serious, she accepted. SWEEET.
Oh god the dreams of what this little Salix would be like.
Alarm clock right on time at 0515. So jump and start doing some stretches and warm-ups to get warmed up.
0535 - In the shower and freshen up
0550 - sitting patiently with my phone in my hands
0600 - nothing yet
0615 - still nothing... im starting to get concerned
0623 - make a quick outgoing call to make sure my phone is working
0649 - i start to become sad, so much so that I might become the Salix × sepulcralis
0731 - I reluctantly head off to finish my course, never having heard from that sweet sultry voice. I sure hope everything was okay and that she just fell asleep.
1530 - I get out of class and start heading back to E-town.
1532 - Im sure i dont have to say that i was quite disappointed. Extremely in fact.

One of your more known SPs backs out for a reason she imagined would happen if we had met. (well I guess she didnt think what would happen if she chose NOT to meet)....Oops I guess it did happen after all

And the little lady from HT, well at first i feared something bad might have happened and thats why she couldnt contact me. but even 12 hrs after that, still nothing....well I dont know what to think.

As you can see, this weekend was one of the worst in many, many years. Thank you Calgary, you really are number 1

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luckydawg80

New member
Sep 3, 2010
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Calgary
jd,

sorry to hear our fair city gave you the shaft. I haven't seen Miss V, or ever used HT but I would think you got the short straw for sure. To have a double denial is really unusual. I'm not sure the ladies circumstances, but you didn't actually mention you were from Edmonton, did you?
 

overdone

Banned
Apr 26, 2007
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As you can see, this weekend was one of the worst in many, many years.

Just pull your panties up and wipe that tear stained mascara off in a long, long shower.

Then get a bucket of Ben & Jerry's and rent that Travelling Pants movie, that should cheer you up. :D

There is always next weekend.
 

storm rider

Banned
Dec 6, 2008
2,543
7
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Calgary
Not a good weekend for sure......you did not get to spend your hard earned cash......tis a fuck of a lot better than dropping down $24 on a 6/8 on the line on a craps table as well as $10 on the 5/9/10 as well as $10 on all the hardways + $25 on your odds behind the passline...only for some gal who was at the casino at her BF's behest and hates gambling to chuck a 7 right after the come-out roll......that sucks really BAD....and to have it happen 3 times in 1 night is like salt/vinnegar into a fresh wound.

SR
 

jdtipper

choo chooo
Dec 16, 2009
309
4
0
Shame-ville
Useless Intel unless Miss V and HT are revealed?

Sorry I made this one for CAF, and had to be cautious in naming names so I wouldn't get ratted out and banned again...didn't work

Lady B...Brenia
Willow from Hotease

I don't blame Willow as much as she really did try to accommodate me during a rather difficult time for her. But even a call after I left would have been the icing on the cake in my books
 

jdtipper

choo chooo
Dec 16, 2009
309
4
0
Shame-ville
Just pull your panties up and wipe that tear stained mascara off in a long, long shower.

Then get a bucket of Ben & Jerry's and rent that Travelling Pants movie, that should cheer you up. :D

There is always next weekend.
But, its not Thursday night.....that's my Thursday night routine :p
 

rickyj

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Oct 31, 2005
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the problem with calgary is that there is a severe lack of quality talent. so unfortunately these low end sp think they are worth high end rates and treat customers poorly but the smucks on caf keep them busy.
 

namssa

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May 3, 2007
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Between the legs of a HOT SP!!
the problem with calgary is that there is a severe lack of quality talent. so unfortunately these low end sp think they are worth high end rates and treat customers poorly but the smucks on caf keep them busy.

LOL, severe lack of talent? You are kidding, right?

Not sure what pond you are fishing in, but glad I am not fishing in that same pond.:rolleyes:
 

storm rider

Banned
Dec 6, 2008
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Calgary
the problem with calgary is that there is a severe lack of quality talent. so unfortunately these low end sp think they are worth high end rates and treat customers poorly but the smucks on caf keep them busy.
You obviously have not heard of Sugarland.....2+ years of pooning and I have never had an agency gal yet....and I wont EVER.

SR
 

*Sven*

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Mar 19, 2010
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You obviously have not heard of Sugarland.....2+ years of pooning and I have never had an agency gal yet....and I wont EVER.

SR
SR, you (and I) are the very schmucks he is talking about. He knows all about how poorly we get treated by substandard ladies at SL. Don't egg him on!
 

jdtipper

choo chooo
Dec 16, 2009
309
4
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Shame-ville
I wanted to try to get in there... but aparently its a very exclusve club, not easily accessed by E-Towners.
I guess its blows our micros out of the water
 

luckydawg80

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Sep 3, 2010
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SR, you (and I) are the very schmucks he is talking about. He knows all about how poorly we get treated by substandard ladies at SL. Don't egg him on!
I know the only reason I keep going back is because that surely one day there will be a half-decent girl brought in to sugarland. I mean the odds have to sooner or later pay off for a pooner, don't they? Yes, sugarland should almost change its name to substandardland.
 

rickyj

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Oct 31, 2005
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been to sugarland a couple of times, i guess if asians with 12 year old boys bodies that speak horrible english are your thing then your right, calgary is loaded with hot chicks
 

*Sven*

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I know the only reason I keep going back is because that surely one day there will be a half-decent girl brought in to sugarland. I mean the odds have to sooner or later pay off for a pooner, don't they? Yes, sugarland should almost change its name to substandardland.
Forgot your [sarcasm][/sarcasm] tags buddy... :D



been to sugarland a couple of times, i guess if asians with 12 year old boys bodies that speak horrible english are your thing then your right, calgary is loaded with hot chicks
Huh ricky... You clearly know a lot of what you speak. Tell us all about what you consider "hot". Your 1 review in 5 years isn't very revealing...
 

d_Duck55

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i guess if asians with 12 year old boys bodies
I was a 12 year old boy once, and I didn't look like Tiffany. So how do you know so much about 12 year old boys? That is a bit of a weird analogy old chap!

that speak horrible english
I speak 4 languages to varying degrees, but no Asian languages. How may languages do you speak? Or do you just expect someone who has been in Canada 90 days to speak conversational English?

All I can say to LUCKYDAWG80 and RICKYJ is "yeah Sugarland sucks you would be wise never to go there again.":rolleyes:
 

storm rider

Banned
Dec 6, 2008
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Calgary
I was a 12 year old boy once, and I didn't look like Tiffany. So how do you know so much about 12 year old boys? That is a bit of a weird analogy old chap!


I speak 4 languages to varying degrees, but no Asian languages. How may languages do you speak? Or do you just expect someone who has been in Canada 90 days to speak conversational English?

All I can say to LUCKYDAWG80 and RICKYJ is "yeah Sugarland sucks you would be wise never to go there again.":rolleyes:
I dont speak 4 languages but I get what d_duck is saying and I agree....to twist up a line from "One Night In Bankok"

" you go back to your locals....your visitors....your massage parlours"

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SR
 

luckydawg80

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Sep 3, 2010
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Forgot your [sarcasm][/sarcasm] tags buddy... :D
sorry, I was at work and often have to click/send stuff in a hurry when other people pop their heads in my office.

BTW, i'm not sure a regular "sarcasm" tag would have been enough for my statement. where do I find a tag that says "dripping profusely with sarcasm"? :confused:
 
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