WERL Two the Official Thread.

[uncleg]

It happened. After much organization by MF, gathering of swag by Punt and making of excuses to explain the failure to return home at normal hours WERL Two convened at the Secret Location.

The Holy Table Door altar of WERL was secured. It was quickly covered by the necessary and vital instruments of WERL.

The gathering paid homage to Grand subbie eddie, of the MERL Lodge which granted us its blessing to further the aims of debauchery, inebriation and just generally having a good time.

Problem with this was, he just wouldn't go away afterwards................kept popping up everywhere like that damn gnome in the travel ads................even during the ceremonial squeezing of the titties...........

Everybody soon learned to ignore him and we WERLed on, drinks were drunk, hugs were hugged, boxes were opened and prizes were given. Again thank you to Punt the Swag Meister.

I was fortunate enough to win the Pin the Tail on the eddie prize package ........... interesting rules to that game.........

While it has not yet been played, I did find myself in need of a new pair of shorts this a.m. so eddie gain solace in that I am sitting on your face as I write.

Rest assured any skid marks will be removed prior to the playing of this game, maybe.

Anyway the sun is shining so I'm going for a walk. I shall return, hoping MF has set forth her experiences and observations. If not I fear I will have to continue this missive.

 

[MissJasmine]

I had so much fun meeting everyone... thanks for putting this event together. Great pics!

 

[edmontonsubbie]

omg....I guess everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame. I hadn't expected mine to be such as this. Nonetheless, it would appear everyone had a wonderful time and that WERL is in most competent and capable hands.

I can identify Punt, UncleG, Miss Jasmine, Mistress Freyja, and the lovely Nina from the photo's. Apparently Mssr. Guapo is there....but, who is that other unidentified guest hiding behind that horrid picture?

Who on earth would think up such a game as that? What is wrong with you Punt? Does your job planning the first human Martian landing permit this amount of free time? And, really, what of you Uncle Cleg? Are the homeless so well looked after as to permit you the time available to attend, film, and post such nonsense as this?? Of course, being a devout Mistress Freyja devotee, she gets a pass for her organizational efforts.

That whole deal looks like it was nothing but fun and a really cool way to get out and mix it up with like minded people. I doff my toque in respect to you all. I remain slightly tinged in greenish envy.

most very respectfully,

eddie

 

[maroonedsailor]

damn I'm sorry I couldn't be there but I'm kinda glad you didn't get the chance to tie me to a table and steal my clothes

 

[uncleg]

omg....I guess everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame. I hadn't expected mine to be such as this. Nonetheless, it would appear everyone had a wonderful time and that WERL is in most competent and capable hands.

I can identify Punt, UncleG, Miss Jasmine, Mistress Freyja, and the lovely Nina from the photo's. Apparently Mssr. Guapo is there....but, who is that other unidentified guest hiding behind that horrid picture?

Who on earth would think up such a game as that? What is wrong with you Punt? Does your job planning the first human Martian landing permit this amount of free time? And, really, what of you Uncle Cleg? Are the homeless so well looked after as to permit you the time available to attend, film, and post such nonsense as this?? Of course, being a devout Mistress Freyja devotee, she gets a pass for her organizational efforts.

That whole deal looks like it was nothing but fun and a really cool way to get out and mix it up with like minded people. I doff my toque in respect to you all. I remain slightly tinged in greenish envy.

most very respectfully,

eddie

Is that greenish envy or have you been eating your own cooking again ? You are right, Johnny G. and many others attended. I am hoping that the lovely MF will shortly surface and add her official report. I should point out, before you find out from somebody else, MF and myself had some serious box discussions and at one point in the evening she did give me my marching orders, leaving me in somewhat of a quandary...............but enough, on with the tale......

While the evening was dedicated to fun, frivolity and debauchery there was also serious business being discussed, note the lovely VV in deep conversation with JG..........

............what was discussed we don't know, however shortly thereafter she was observed pulling on a pair of long black gloves.........

...while Johnny turned a whiter shade of pale...............something to do with instructions being offered by MJ ???

The other, behind the horrid picture........................MM joining in the eddie toot....

Had to depart, but since no posts have been added....................

The inventor of Pin the Tail on the eddie, there can be only one....................the Spawn of PERL......

.........a Canucks fan.................


On a more serious note, the ever sassy susi joined or little group.......won and brilliantly displayed one the door prizes.............actually considering the display case, I think we won...........

but I digress...........she brought with the latest copy of The Industry Health and Safety Accreditation Manual. She has been putting a lot of time and effort into this project for the benefit of the industry as a whole......wouldn't want to spell that one wrong...........and I hope that you will all support her in her efforts on your behalf. Guys, that includes you too.

 

[laurel love]

Due to all manner of mishaps that day I was unable to attend. I made it as far as the Port Mann Bridge too!

I hope I can get to the next one. I just pouted at home and stared at the clock thinking of how much fun everyone was having.

 

[mistressfreyja]

WERL Slideshow!!!

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This event was SO much fun, as you can see by the shiny happy faces of the attendees.

I haven't laughed that hard in a longtime!

Thanks to everyone who attended, and a SPECIAL thanks to Puntmeister for going above and beyond with "Werl swag!"

It was really fun, and we will do Karaoke next time. Perhaps strippers the following time?

Thanks again, everyone! That was a really fun WERL mtg

 

[susi]

so fun you guys!!! can't wait to do it again!!

love susieXXXO

 

[uncleg]

This is awsome!
This goes to show that yes this is an adult forum, a place for pooners to seek fine ladies, a place for pooners to share reviews, a place for ladies to advertise there services.

It is also a place where friendships can be made, that we are real people so to speak.
Thank You for sharing, looks like all had a great time.

A place to correct the spelling challenged when they make their errors. You're lucky SNL didn't catch that or it would be a spelling smack down. Spermie and her did a whole thread on that sort of thing.

Actually, maybe I should give her a heads up on that so if you ever get to attend a WERL she can put you across her knee.

 

[Papa Chongo]

MISTRESS FREYJE, you rock, thanks so much for a great night and the slideshow is fantastic.. I'll be at the next one for sure.

and to everyone else it was great to meet you, special note to my conversations with Veronica and Jasmine, you are both fantastic ladies, it was a pleasure!

 

[J.O. Henson]

Looks like an outstanding time was had. Only wish was that all the moons and stars weren't working against me so that i couldn't attend. This will have to be rectified for the next meeting. missing another one would be shameful.

 

[Very Veronica]

Very fun meeting & chatting with everyone..and most impressed with Punt's party planning & swag! Thanks for organizing Freyja, you're the best! xo

 

[thirdcoffee]

had a great time got to meet some new intersting characters and some awsome ladies thanks to all that put it on. A special thanks to MISTRESS FREYJA for allowing me to come at the last minute

 

[PuntMeister]

We came, We saw, We WERLED!

Well, I am finally in sufficient condition to post again, after what had to be THE MOTHER OF ALL WERL'S. (at least so far). We will likely have bigger MOFO's in the future, but this sounds good for now. Wasn't that a Par-Tay? Damn, I had a good time.

Just a couple of official notes to add:

1) Mistress Freyja was declared unanimously as the ordained Curatrix of the Holy WERL Museum. Said museum currently housing used werl party blowie things specially stored in a preservative ziploc baggie, and a half-dozen eddie-masks with the eyes cut out. OK, not much of a collection, but it's a start. Future generations will wonder WTF? But for now they should remain secure behind the candle laiden shelf above the holy MF electric piano, for continual inspiration in the making of sublime music

2) By virtue of her ticket selection and amazing timing, Mistress Jasmine was awarded governess of the holy WERL fertility mask, which has been guaranteed by turkish shaman to provide great luck and orgasms to all who gaze upon her. Hey, works for me.

3) No resolutions of significance were signified or resolved. We were too busy socializing, drinking wine or beer, and grabbing titties

4) No waitresses or furry animals were harmed in the making of WERL #2. A few plushies were squeezed by cleavage though. Tee hee hee, wish it were me.

5) WERL #3 to be forthcoming.


A few mentions of note:

Freyja--most excellent coordination and sexiness. Hard to find both in the same pkg, but babe, you got it!

Uncleg--outstanding recording of minutes complete with pics. The use of bar napkins was up to Eddie's high napking-scrawling standards. You captured the essence, and the seminal moments of WERL!

Speaking of semen--Eddie! 'nough said. Wish you were here man.

Great to see you again Nina, Jasmine You ladies keep re-defining HAWT! Somebody ought-ta do a wikipedia or something to capture just how blessed we are to have you in the community. Future generations can only hope to have ladies as cool as you.

Wonderful to meet you Man-Mtn, VV, Johnny G, Sushi, Susi, et al. I also recall fondly meeting the Butcher and the Irish, but will be damned if I can recall names.

Regrets BA, Lalani, Laurel, and others. Boo Hoo we missed you! But next time's a charm.

What a trip! Until next time....

Have Fun, Live Long, Fuck Hard.

-Punt.

 

[uncleg]

Glad you reminded me.........the WERL Seconds............too much fun being had to take minutes....

I did try to post them so they could be read by all, and all could add whatever comments they chose to add.............but the Bulletin Broad keep moving..........so I'm sure how many if any were able to add comments to the official record napkin......

 

[mistressfreyja]

OK, we all had fun, we all got hungover, and we will all meet again. Please post your interest.

When? Undetermined. Please

Glad you reminded me.........the WERL Seconds............too much being had to take minutes....

I did try to post them so they could be read by all, and all could add whatever comments they chose to add.............but the Bulletin Broad keep moving..........so I'm sure how many if any were able to add comments to the official record napkin......

 

[edmontonsubbie]

OK, we all had fun, we all got hungover, and we will all meet again. Please post your interest.

When? Undetermined. Please

It's interesting, the lenses from my glasses had spontaneously shattered and/or disappeared on that morning after the WERL meeting. Wierd shit indeed. Plus I was a bit woozy and slow but I had attributed that to simply reading and viewing the lovely pictures that comprise the photographic record of that gong show. Nonetheless, I believe I had suffered the rarest of conditions..... a sympaticohangover.

I would be very interested in attending the next one presuming it fell between February 15 thru to February 18 inclusive. Obviously, some minute taking training remains undone and for the price of a single beer, I would be more than willing to pass along my extensive knowledge in this field.

cheers,

eddie

p.s. who am I kidding? I would be absolutely DELIGHTED and HONOURED to be invited to attend one of these events with any or all of you fine western folk. I can't imagine a more enjoyable time....(well, I can but I doubt I would even include such imaginations in a review were they to come true).

 

[MissJasmine]

2) By virtue of her ticket selection and amazing timing, Mistress Jasmine was awarded governess of the holy WERL fertility mask, which has been guaranteed by turkish shaman to provide great luck and orgasms to all who gaze upon her. Hey, works for me.

Thank you Punt and thank the Turkish Shaman. Ever since my hands touched that mask I have been getting laid non-stop lol

 

[uncleg]

Thank you Punt and thank the Turkish Shaman. Ever since my hands touched that mask I have been getting laid non-stop lol

Sorry, I thought it had something to do with the drinking..................little did I know it was a holy WERL relic..........

 

[badbadboy]

I will post earlier next time and ensure no Canucks games get in the way



Looks like you all had a great time