Went to Penthouse!! (Should have bought the magazine instead)

silverback

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Here is my tale of woe.
Had an appointment schedualed with Tiara at Legends. When I showed up I was told that Tiara had not showed up...damn. Legends was very apologetic and said that another girl (Roxxy) would see me. I met Roxxy and found her to be a cute girl, but not my type. So, I left and decided I would see Karma later. However, the LG took over and said "See someone NOW!!!!!!". I went to the nearest MP, Penthouse, and was greeted by Brooke. Now I am well educated and a professional and have looked to PERB for wisdom on who to see and who not to see and consider all the reviews in the same way I would when researching buying a car. However, I couldn't remember anything on Brooke so I TOFFT... (even though Fiddy/Fiddy had reviewed her already) BIG MISTAKE!!!! Now, if you look at my few past reviews I always like to be positive and point others in a direction when the ladies not only give great service BUT exceed it.

Back to Brooke. Nice looking girl, good body but the warning signs were there...money up front...no chit/chat...very distant etc. Anyway, the session begins and she starts giving me a handjob that hurt like hell! I thought she was going to rip my knob off. BJ...lack lustre and the "act"... she may as well have been was doing her nails or a crossword puzzle. There was no sound...AT ALL!! I asked, and she said she was just "quiet". Since these girls are fulfilling a "fantasy" at least put forth an effort. All in all the session was 20 min. and I left $$$ lighter for what was supposed to be a GFE. To end my review 2 things I am left to mull over... I should have stayed with ROXXY at Legends and should have stayed AWAY from Brooke at Penthouse. Think of your worst session, multiply it by 100 and that would have been my session with Brooke...again STAY AWAY...I'd burn the cash before I go back to Penthouse.
God I'm stupid. :mad:
 

Dark_Knight

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I dunno about getting the magazine either. It seems to suck really bad lately too... a case of life imitating art maybe?
 

rugby_inc

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Silverback, I do know what you mean. My last 2 times at Penthouse were terrible, I don't think that I am a bad looking dude, but it just seemed that the girls weren't into it. I thikn I am just going to stay with providers I know, or just go to Legends, the girls there seem like they like to have fun. Always makes for a better session.
 

silverback

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Silverback, I do know what you mean. My last 2 times at Penthouse were terrible, I don't think that I am a bad looking dude, but it just seemed that the girls weren't into it. I thikn I am just going to stay with providers I know, or just go to Legends, the girls there seem like they like to have fun. Always makes for a better session.
I totally agree Rugby...this honestly had to be the WORST experience at an MP I've ever had and I've been in this hobby for years. Penthouse needs to shape up!:mad:
 

trawler

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Hi silverback ...

www.penthousemassage.com has many very attractive Gals but very few seem to enjoy their occupation. None the less, if someone still wanders into that place, I suggest that you select Alexis or Rebecca.

Both of these Gals have some good reviews. Alexis is a great Looker and provides a Safe GFE for a reasonable price and Rebecca provides full GFE+ for $300.

I do not think "writing off a studio", even Dejavu, is in our best interests. There is almost always someone there worth seeing if you do the research. Eve and Myah are still at DJ and both are quite rewarding and reasonably priced.

There are several non-GFE great Lookers at www.shiatsuon50th.com. Many Pooners have suggested that place is not worth visting. Although I don't go there often, I have found a few of their cute brunettes are VFM spent.

My 2 cents ... T
 

**Roxxxy**

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well hunnie you know where i am, I'd be happy to see you anytime babe!!! I'll make sure you leave happy!! :p
 

EdmontonSuit

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...I'd burn the cash before I go back to Penthouse...
I couldn't have agreed more. The place was packed today when I stopped by. The receptionist shoved me into a room right past one of the MPs. She didn't ask me a thing just told me to go into a room facing Jasper Ave. When the first woman, Tina, came in she seemed to imply that I'd better stay with her because they are really busy. I said I'd like to see the other MP that was not busy. When she came in I was honest and said I didn't get to find out even who was working there. She got huffy and turned and left.

I had cash in hand and left with every penny. I will not darken the doorway of Penthouse again.

FT
 

moi

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wow...always wondered how the clients don't want to see the other girls n book with her.....
 

TooMuchFun22

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Trawler, good post. I have to agree. I hate totally writing off a studio. The
more the better for us.
To the girls at penthouse. C'mon give us a break here. If your that bad bring
down your price a bit. At least that way the guy doesn't feel so ripped off.

If you have completely written off the studio, why do you care what their pricing is, as you will never again darken their door??????
 

MKSTEEL

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Wasted time!

Too much fun, are you getting psycho on me again. The more studios, the
better for all of us. Is that so hard to understand!!
Don't try to change his mind, it's energy better used elsewhere :D
 
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