Well F%$# me, it's hailing!

[Jodie]

So I thought this afternoon would be a lovely opportunity for a bike ride... I haven't been out on the ole bicycle in over a year now, and I wanted to get out for a workout in the fresh spring air.

Clouds were looking ominous, but no rain yet, so I dug out all my clothes and gear from the back of the closet, headed down to the storage room to see if I still had a bike (yup, hadn't been stolen and all the parts were intact... so far so good ). Tires were flat as a twelve year old boy, so I limped the bike down a few levels to my car, found the tire pump, plugged it in and turned the key, stalled the car, which proceeded to jump two feet forward (silly girl, have to put it into neutral before you take the foot off the clutch). Fussed around with the pump for about ten minutes and then looked up to see an old jalopy drive past with an inch of white stuff covering it. Hmmm... weird...

Anyway, got the bike all ready to go and rode back up to the main level. Opened up the parking gate and what the hell? There was an inch and a half of 1cm ice pellets all over the ground!!! Now, I'm not a wuss about weather, but in my experience road tires and slippery stuff just don't mix, so I put away the bike. Too bad - I was looking forward to my ride.

 

[Aeiyah]

"Well F%$# me, it's hailing!"

You didn't need to wait until it hailed. I would be happy to do that anytime.

 

[calvinxxx]

Im all up for a ride with Jodie lol

You kind of asked for this, innuendo and all

 

[Pantherdash]

...turned the key, stalled the car, which proceeded to jump two feet forward (silly girl, have to put it into neutral before you take the foot off the clutch).

I leave my car in gear as well as using the handbrake, that way if the brakes fail, the transmission is locked and the car doesn't go anywhere. But try remembering to leave your car in 2nd or 3rd gear, that way if you forget to push the clutch when you turn the key it doesn't roll forward as much (if any) as it does when it's in 1st or reverse. I learned this the hard way.

Panther

 

[Jodie]

Anyhoo, that's it for the weather report. Back to you, Hubba.

Thank you Anna......Vancouver City Police are on the look out for a man who pee'd in a mouthwash container. He is described as a white male, late thirties, large belly, apparently lives in his mothers basement and answers to the call name of InTheBum. If you have any information on this man, please call the BC Tips line @ 1-HUB-BAH-UBBA

.....Now over to our sports girl Jodie, for a look at how the Canucks got their ass's (pun intended because of Jodie's hot ass) kicked again this evening......Jodie.

LMAO - too funny

 

[Jodie]

I leave my car in gear as well as using the handbrake, that way if the brakes fail, the transmission is locked and the car doesn't go anywhere. But try remembering to leave your car in 2nd or 3rd gear, that way if you forget to push the clutch when you turn the key it doesn't roll forward as much (if any) as it does when it's in 1st or reverse. I learned this the hard way.

Panther

Hmm, I never knew that - thanks for the tip!

 

[Pantherdash]

OH Mama!!! Just when I had given up all hope!

Panther