Goose: It's the bottom of the 9th, the score is tied. It's time for the big one.
Ice: You up for this one Mav?
Mav: Just a walk in the park Kizansky.
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There was once a pilot… Maverick was his name,
He was often misunderstood… but definitely had game.
He started writing rhymes… on his own time,
Some readers didn’t like this… and called it a crime.
First came Veronica the Dom… and a poster named Tom,
Who thought Maverick was definitely… not da bomb,
They thought his projects… were done in poor taste,
But the lessons learned… were not put to waste.
Then there was a guy… who claimed he was shy,
He tried to be fly… by wishing Maverick would die,
But he would soon learn… the art of the burn,
As Maverick soon showed… it was not his concern.
Next came rex… the realone they say,
With him came MISERY… to all and all day.
I’ll see you in hell… I forgot to pray,
But revenge will be mine… when KATHY BATES has her way.
Then came accusations… of multiple ID’s,
But not so quick… you should have checked IP’s.
Coming from a guy… with 1 post of credit,
Makes me wonder… if he should have said it.
So now comes… the end of this Rhyme,
Hope you had fun… and a good time.
Goodnight to all… and to all a good night,
It’s time for me… to get out of sight.
Perhaps by morning… I’ll have a new fan,
Maverick… the man that surely can.
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1. To Arizona, sorry Chuck does not qualify to be my wingman. You either have to be a Top Gun instructor (eg. Viper) or a Top Gun trophy winner (eg. Iceman). I may also accept somebody who has an Admirals Daughter to their credit (and no, Penny Benjamin does not count).
2. To Chuck, man that WAS bad!
YOUR POEM:
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There was an SP named Ashley Fame
Everyone thought she's playing a game
Then came a guy called Maverick
He claims to all he's no dick
Only Ashley can prove she's playing no game
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MY COMEBACK:
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There was a guy named Maverick... many thought he was sick,
But me thinks it's because they can't handle... that Mav's posts are slick.
3. To Jester, "below the hard deck my ass. We nailed you, you son of a bitch!"
4. I'm now 30 min. late for a date. See what you guys made me do? How am I am going to explain this one?
