Weirdest lines from LL ads...

[VanCityNewb]

Some of these are obviously using Google translate, and just come across as very... Odd. Like this gem:

"Clean and prudent private places Compact and clean pu$$y security service is interesting, extroverted and friendly."

 

[blakealridge]

Some of three are obviously using Google translate, and just come across as very... Odd. Like this gem:

"Clean and prudent private places Compact and clean pu$$y security service is interesting, extroverted and friendly."

Stealing "service is interesting, extroverted and friendly" for my ad copy

 

[VanCityNewb]

Stealing "service is interesting, extroverted and friendly" for my ad copy

I'm just curious about the pu$$y security services. 🤨🤔🧐

 

[annievilleneuve26]

That's quite funny. This probably means an Asian girl that do her own ad with Google translate... If the English is that bad on the ad, you're probably talking directly to the girl...

 

[Crookedmember]

Stealing "service is interesting, extroverted and friendly" for my ad copy

If you add, "warm and inviting orifice with maximum strenuous grip" I'm sold!

 

[Cougar Collective]

Some of three are obviously using Google translate, and just come across as very... Odd. Like this gem:

"Clean and prudent private places Compact and clean pu$$y security service is interesting, extroverted and friendly."

STOP…😂 this is absolute fire!

 

[Bridge]

I'm just curious about the pu$$y security services. 🤨🤔🧐

I think I might apply. I'd even be prepared to wear the uniform!

 

[blakealridge]

I'm just curious about the pu$$y security services. 🤨🤔🧐

 

[LC18]

“Excellent skills, great bubbly personality. I'll make you laugh as I make you c__”

Does it mean you’re going to c_m and laugh at the same time? 🤔

 

[apl16]

“Excellent skills, great bubbly personality. I'll make you laugh as I make you c__”

Does it mean you’re going to c_m and laugh at the same time? 🤔

Occasionally I tickle the bottom of a lady's feet while doing doggy. She laughs which kicks in her kegels and them I come .
Does that count 😊

 

[Bunghole1]

This one takes the cake! At a loss for words.....beyond wtf!!! I have seen weird but this is just....ummmm....


https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...ter_duo_xxx_videos_4_sale-8297659?source=list

 

[Equity Market investor]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????

This one takes the cake! At a loss for words.....beyond wtf!!! I have seen weird but this is just....ummmm....


https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...ter_duo_xxx_videos_4_sale-8297659?source=list

 

[MikeyLikey99]

This one takes the cake! At a loss for words.....beyond wtf!!! I have seen weird but this is just....ummmm....


https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...ter_duo_xxx_videos_4_sale-8297659?source=list

Seems legit. Not sketchy at all 🤣

 

[MikeyLikey99]

“Excellent skills, great bubbly personality. I'll make you laugh as I make you c__”

Does it mean you’re going to c_m and laugh at the same time? 🤔

That sounds kind of fun, actually 😁

 

[VanCityNewb]

This one takes the cake! At a loss for words.....beyond wtf!!! I have seen weird but this is just....ummmm....


https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...ter_duo_xxx_videos_4_sale-8297659?source=list

Lol, I saw that and thought of posting it. The first photo alone is just on some American Gothic style of advertising for Mormons or something. So weird. And of course the reviews here of them are about exactly what you would expect.

 

[LC18]

The way I read it is, they have the same father. Sweet home Alabama!

 

[zippy45]

This one takes the cake! At a loss for words.....beyond wtf!!! I have seen weird but this is just....ummmm....


https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...ter_duo_xxx_videos_4_sale-8297659?source=list

I personally have nothing but trust in people who only accept bitcoin

 

[VanCityNewb]

The queen horny breast!!!

"Hey sweetheart,

normally i'm the queen horny breast,just want to the fu.ck,round behind. My bubbly,

genuine, and real will be a breath of fresh air!..
Full of service

Fun !

shower Sex With many positions

DoggyStyle Fuck & full Night

Enjoy

Oral

anal

69 position

Special BBJ

passionate Kissing

Penis

Massage

penis suck

Long Time travel

speciallyFuck your own style

Any Place

"

 

[gndvan]

"Full of service"

 

[cautiouslyassesing]

A while back I found one where it was something like "treat your brother well" or do something to your brother.
I did see a Japanese SP once and she said "I want your brother inside me" so I'm just going to assume it's lost in translation