What is the weirdest sexual situation you have ever had? I will post mine later, if I get a few replies.
Weird scenes
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late nite trip from Vegas to LA.
brother in law driving, ex-wife in the middle, me at the door. ex-wife drapes her coat over our laps, pretends to fall asleep and gives me a nice slow hand job for about 50 miles.
and oh yeah ... sister in law, mother in law and father in law were in the backseat.
never finished ... so it was a bit tricky getting buttoned back up with no one noticing.
brother in law driving, ex-wife in the middle, me at the door. ex-wife drapes her coat over our laps, pretends to fall asleep and gives me a nice slow hand job for about 50 miles.
and oh yeah ... sister in law, mother in law and father in law were in the backseat.
never finished ... so it was a bit tricky getting buttoned back up with no one noticing.
I was 16. My sister, who's a year older than me, had a couple girl friends from school stay over at our place after a party. Parents were out of town, the friends took our parents bed. I was too wired to sleep, and decided to stay up. Around 4 in the mornin', I woke up in front of the tube and got up to head to the sack. I had to pass my parents room on the way to mine. As I was walking by the door, which was open about a 4" crack, I glanced in and saw these 2 naked bodies wrapped around each other on the bed. This was too fuckin' much. I walked into the room with this ragin' hard-on and stood at the edge of the bed looking at them for what seemed like hours. I think I wanted to see if they were really asleep. They were. I took out my cock and started playin' with it in one hand, and these 2 grrl's bods with the other hand. Came a fuckin' river. It was a total rush knowing they could wake up at any second. But they didn't. Thankfully! Woulda killed my rep at school. 
I was about 25. I went into a lounge for a drink (wasn't in the mood for beer, so I went for a rusty nail). My roommates girlfriend (early 20's)was in there with her mother (mid 40's). They asked my to join which I did and we were having a pretty good time chatting. I had learnt at quite a young age how to be charming to older women. We were getting pretty loaded when the girlfriend went to the washroom. As soon as she leaves, the mom, leans over to me (squeezing my thigh) and saying I would like to go to bed with you tonight. Being a healthy, horny young man, I thought WTF, let's do it. We hang around there for about another half hour and went out ot call a cab. I assumed we would drop the gf off first and go from there. After we are in the cab for about ten minutes, mom announces "Pooner (not my real name) and I are going to sleep together tonight. FOR FUCKING OUT LOUD, WHY DID YOUJ SAY THAT??? Well of course the shit hit fan, we ended up back at my place waking up my roommate and I never did get fucked.
