Weird fetishes. Waterbeds, schoolgirl uniforms, etc

westcoastrider1982

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I started a thread in 411 asking about SP’s that possibly have a waterbed at their incall. Didn’t really go anywhere lol.

Just thought I’d post it here.
I had a waterbed from my pre-teens to late teens.
As a teenager, girls always seemed to enjoy fooling around on my waterbed!

But what was cool and kinky during my early to mid teens became lame once I hit late teens and early 20’s.
Plus I was finding it wasn’t great for my back, sleeping on it after all those years!

Would be fun to re-live that a bit, plus I really have a thing for schoolgirl uniforms! Never did go to catholic school but I always fantasized about those uniforms!
Couple girls in schoolgirl uniforms, fooling around on a big waterbed with some nuru gel would be absolutely fantastic!

A sex room with a giant waterbed would be pretty fun!

What’s the verdict? Weird and unusual or kinky and erotic?
 

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I started a thread in 411 asking about SPÂ’s that possibly have a waterbed at their incall. DidnÂ’t really go anywhere lol.

Just thought IÂ’d post it here.
I had a waterbed from my pre-teens to late teens.
As a teenager, girls always seemed to enjoy fooling around on my waterbed!

But what was cool and kinky during my early to mid teens became lame once I hit late teens and early 20Â’s.
Plus I was finding it wasnÂ’t great for my back, sleeping on it after all those years!

Would be fun to re-live that a bit, plus I really have a thing for schoolgirl uniforms! Never did go to catholic school but I always fantasized about those uniforms!
Couple girls in schoolgirl uniforms, fooling around on a big waterbed with some nuru gel would be absolutely fantastic!

A sex room with a giant waterbed would be pretty fun!

WhatÂ’s the verdict? Weird and unusual or kinky and erotic?
If you add the green shag carpet, orange 1970's lighting, and cheesy porn music, it may fall under the " creepy Uncle Stan category".... But a waterbed , Nuru gel,( which I may be buying soon as I think I may lose a bet with Riza) and two ladies sliding around the surface, in my books ...would fall under erotic.

Can you even buy a waterbed these days?
 

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Kinky & Erotic .. I had a waterbed from 10 yrs till 18 & definitely had some oiled up fun on it when the parents were asleep . :) Go for it ! Might be hard to find being most condos/apts/incalls don’t allow waterbeds but you never know !
I started a thread in 411 asking about SPÂ’s that possibly have a waterbed at their incall. DidnÂ’t really go anywhere lol.

Just thought IÂ’d post it here.
I had a waterbed from my pre-teens to late teens.
As a teenager, girls always seemed to enjoy fooling around on my waterbed!

But what was cool and kinky during my early to mid teens became lame once I hit late teens and early 20Â’s.
Plus I was finding it wasnÂ’t great for my back, sleeping on it after all those years!

Would be fun to re-live that a bit, plus I really have a thing for schoolgirl uniforms! Never did go to catholic school but I always fantasized about those uniforms!
Couple girls in schoolgirl uniforms, fooling around on a big waterbed with some nuru gel would be absolutely fantastic!

A sex room with a giant waterbed would be pretty fun!

WhatÂ’s the verdict? Weird and unusual or kinky and erotic?
 

westcoastrider1982

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If you add the green shag carpet, orange 1970's lighting, and cheesy porn music, it may fall under the " creepy Uncle Stan category".... But a waterbed , Nuru gel,( which I may be buying soon as I think I may lose a bet with Riza) and two ladies sliding around the surface, in my books ...would fall under erotic.

Can you even buy a waterbed these days?
Definitely not into the 70’s look with shag carpet etc! Not to mention Afro pubes etc!
I was a teenager in 90’s!

More thinking a modern, sexy and erotic looking room. And yes complete with a couple naked ladies and nuru gel!
 

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Definitely not into the 70’s look with shag carpet etc! Not to mention Afro pubes etc!
I was a teenager in 90’s!

More thinking a modern, sexy and erotic looking room. And yes complete with a couple naked ladies and nuru gel!
You might want to place safety mats on the floor around the bed......with that gel, once a skinny girl starts sliding, there's no stopping them.
Although if you hired Elsi, she'd most likely show up with a cordless drill, and 2x4's to install a safety rail.
I happen to know she owns a schoolgirl uniform.
 

westcoastrider1982

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Kinky & Erotic .. I had a waterbed from 10 yrs till 18 & definitely had some oiled up fun on it when the parents were asleep . :) Go for it ! Might be hard to find being most condos/apts/incalls don’t allow waterbeds but you never know !
Sounds hot!
Discovering Nuru 20 years ago would’ve been fun!
Have my own place that isn’t a condo but sadly don’t have an extra room for a waterbed/sex room!
One can fantasize right!!
 

sybian

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Sounds hot!
Discovering Nuru 20 years ago would’ve been fun!
Have my own place that isn’t a condo but sadly don’t have an extra room for a waterbed/sex room!
One can fantasize right!!
I'll bring a trailer load of logs ,my chainsaw ,and we will just add on....we'll just throw a few things out on the front lawn to make some room.
 

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You might want to place safety mats on the floor around the bed......with that gel, once a skinny girl starts sliding, there's no stopping them.
Although if you hired Elsi, she'd most likely show up with a cordless drill, and 2x4's to install a safety rail.
I happen to know she owns a schoolgirl uniform.
Oh fuck-- we could do a two foot retaining wall on a 45° angle, with a railing around the top edge for tricks and jumps and ... things. Put some basic framing on the furthest edge with diagonal supports and some lag bolts because I have those lying around and I wanna use the drill press. Vinyl over some dense foam, staple gun that to the boards so the ladies don't bruise their parts... And we'll throw in a little three step ladder for ease of access in case the dames have been nipping into the wine coolers.

I'll be right over.
 

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Oh fuck-- we could do a two foot retaining wall on a 45° angle, with a railing around the top edge for tricks and jumps and ... things. Put some basic framing on the furthest edge with diagonal supports and some lag bolts because I have those lying around and I wanna use the drill press. Vinyl over some dense foam, staple gun that to the boards so the ladies don't bruise their parts... And we'll throw in a little three step ladder for ease of access in case the dames have been nipping into the wine coolers.

I'll be right over.
Yeah......or we could just put some mattresses down.
But we could go with your plan instead....I'll order the fucking concrete, you get the sticks for the nail gun....I run Bostitch and a Rigid straight stick, none of those uptown coil nailers for this hayseed.

Westcoast, don't bother with a Reno permit, we will do this one under the radar, you know ....Hillbilly style.

You have lag bolts just laying around?
You've just moved up to Goddess status.
 

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Oh fuck-- we could do a two foot retaining wall on a 45° angle, with a railing around the top edge for tricks and jumps and ... things. Put some basic framing on the furthest edge with diagonal supports and some lag bolts because I have those lying around and I wanna use the drill press. Vinyl over some dense foam, staple gun that to the boards so the ladies don't bruise their parts... And we'll throw in a little three step ladder for ease of access in case the dames have been nipping into the wine coolers.

I'll be right over.
Another thing....do people still actually drink wine coolers these days?
I mean at 5% alcohol .....why bother?
 

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Yeah......or we could just put some mattresses down.
But we could go with your plan instead....I'll order the fucking concrete, you get the sticks for the nail gun....I run Bostitch and a Rigid straight stick, none of those uptown coil nailers for this hayseed.

Westcoast, don't bother with a Reno permit, we will do this one under the radar, you know ....Hillbilly style.

You have lag bolts just laying around?
You've just moved up to Goddess status.
Another thing....do people still actually drink wine coolers these days?
I mean at 5% alcohol .....why bother?

I think we're speaking the same language, I agree with all of your points. We could just add mattresses, but then we wouldn't get to fuck with the tool box. If it's just mattresses, it's a safety demo. If we get to use the power tools, it's a hobby.

Also, I don't know what spinners drink (clearly). I just figured they wouldn't be touching the construction beer or the finished-construction/show-time whisky.
 

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If you add the green shag carpet, orange 1970's lighting, and cheesy porn music, it may fall under the " creepy Uncle Stan category".... But a waterbed , Nuru gel,( which I may be buying soon as I think I may lose a bet with Riza) and two ladies sliding around the surface, in my books ...would fall under erotic.

Can you even buy a waterbed these days?
Oddly enough, my downstairs tenant (just today) has put an old school waterbed mattress/bag out at the curb! True story!
 

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I say that’s kinky. I always wanted a water bed as a teen but then was told it’s not comfortable.
 

westcoastrider1982

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I say that’s kinky. I always wanted a water bed as a teen but then was told it’s not comfortable.
Yup definitely hot,







Alright ladies!! Who’s in?

You, a hot friend of yours, myself, a big waterbed and a whole lot of nuru gel!!
Yes please!

K think I’ve added something to my bucket list!!
 

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I gave my first ever handy J on a waterbed. My bestie's bed. Her dad was a pastor but her parents were divorced and she lived with her mom who worked nights, so I used to have boys over to her house lol.

Count me in on the adult version! NO STILETTOS ON THE BED THOUGH JESUS THAT ABOVE PIC MAKES ME NERVOUS.
 

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I gave my first ever handy J on a waterbed. My bestie's bed. Her dad was a pastor but her parents were divorced and she lived with her mom who worked nights, so I used to have boys over to her house lol.

Count me in on the adult version! NO STILETTOS ON THE BED THOUGH JESUS THAT ABOVE PIC MAKES ME NERVOUS.
Yeah that Bianca woman loves her vinyl suits and stilletos etc!
The stilettos with the waterbed also makes me nervous!
A waterbed explosion would be a bit of a mood killer!

That see through mattress with the coloured LEDs is slick.
Night time fun with nothing but the LED mattress lights on would give you the effect of being under water!
Whichever local lady gets this setup at their incall first can take my money!
 
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