The Porn Dude

Warning it's LONG - Clearing up some confusion about my time off.

Annalise Lane

sport sex enthusiast
Feb 2, 2005
1,894
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Edmonton, Alberta
www.annaliselane.com
If you would all be kind enough to give me a minute of your time I would like to clear a few things up. Retiring isn’t in the near future, it would be to hard to break the lust I have for sport sex. So you will see my name in advertising in the traditional methods, See Magazine and the Sun, I’m just taking a break from perb. Also, I will be starting at Studio 118 two days a week and a day job for balance along with other EXCITING new things to keep me busy.

Over the past year and a half I have come to know a lot of you personally, professionally and threw online chats. While we can’t all get along all the time, both threw good times and bad I have enjoyed all the laughs and banter that has come my way.

I’m moving on to more creative ways to entice my brain, while I thought school was it for me another road has blossomed from a relationship that I found on perb. It’s funny sometimes how things can change, how things can grow and how things can stay the same. While all is not forgotten there are so many people here within these walls that should be on a wall of honour. Some have pm’d their thoughts about our visits while others have publicly stated their likes and dislikes from our time together, all of you are the reason I strive to be a better provider.

Coming to perb with NOT one visitor, and finding refuge in the chat room with some ladies who were willing to share their insights and knowledge with a lady who knew nothing, I thank YOU from the bottom of my heart. Without ladies bonding at some level this business is a very lonely place to be, but in saying that I have learned that not all ladies have good intentions. Sad really but I guess even the fat old chick might be competition, or maybe it was my personality that drove them to dislike me. In any case to the ladies I no longer consider friends I wish YOU well and all the happiest you so deserve.

For the ladies who I consider in my realm of lunch and coffee drinkers THANK you for the support and encouragement during the tough times we have encountered and I wish I could give back to you as much as you have given to me. My work will never be done with you ladies in my heart. For the men who have heard my cries of frustrations and listened to me talk to myself I thank YOU all for your big shoulders and warm hearts, with men like you around I wonder where your dirty socks are and raised toilet seats, because YOU all make (or will make ) amazing boyfriends or husbands.

This job made travelling to other cities and other provinces possible, and that will never be replaced. The memories of scooting around Calgary with some of you or the lunches bantering with strangers I will truly never forget. Hopefully I will be able to continue travelling soon but for now I have to stay home. Unfortunately I am not everyone’s cup of tea and this made travelling to Winnipeg, Regina, Saskatoon, Kelowna, Vancouver, and Toronto very hard to do. Maybe in another life we’ll be able to meet.

This isn’t a good bye because I am still here … just a bit toned down and much less IN YOUR FACE.

I want to thank ABSOLUTELY everyone who has touched my life in this business, even the ladies and/or gentleman that find it necessary to attack a lady who should not be considered competition. I guess because there is no such thing in this business, as many of you think there is, it's just not possible. These gentleman that choose to see us with see a blond one day and a red head the next, a spinner on Wednesday and a black bbw on Saturday. Don't let YOUR ego's get in the way of good conversations and some great friends.

YES I know, I have done these heart warmed letters before but I don’t know any other way to thank a community that pays my bills or emotionally supports me.

To all the new ladies who are entering this business my only advice I can give you is; make the men that choose to see you feel like a king, because they work really hard for their money they spend on us. While not everyone will have the right chemistry to go that extra step YOU will never be looked down on for being who you are. Read as many reviews as you can muster up, it's a good learning tool for the expectations these gentleman have for us ladies. And last but not least; NEVER do anything in a visit that YOU are not comfortable with, and NEVER see someone that makes your spidey senses go off.

To the men who choose to see us; please be gentle in your hearts when spending time with us, we’re not perfect nor are we going to be able to read your mind, share your lustful thoughts so we can make it close to what You seek. Please don’t talk about other ladies while in visits, it is tricky enough to please you but when we are trying to measure up to someone else it's impossible. Please don’t, book a lady YOU Know it’s your body type just because she’s got good reviews, to discover ‘ NOT my cup of tea ‘

I’m in no way leaving …………………. How could anyone leave YOU boys ?
 

kehoe

I shoulda been a farmer
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Hey Anna, I hear you loud and clear. I went through some self reflection myself last year ;) and took stock of my life and situation and what I wanted the next phase to be. You're gonna do great and good for you for keeping things in perspective and not taking things seriously. Don't be too much of a stranger though......xoxoxo:)
 

muffdiver

New member
Wow, i got to say... i just really like the way this lady speaks her mind, and what a beautiful mind it is. Sometimes people need a break from whatever life entrap's them. Some of us can be so cruel at times, the body and mind need time to reflect and heal , good for you anna....hugs & kisses
 

zenodox

New member
Jan 19, 2006
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muffdiver said:
Wow, i got to say... i just really like the way this lady speaks her mind, and what a beautiful mind it is. Sometimes people need a break from whatever life entrap's them. Some of us can be so cruel at times, the body and mind need time to reflect and heal , good for you anna....hugs & kisses
Anna, be careful as the U.S feds are hot on busting Craigslist patrons for soliciting sex and are settin up stings.....it was in the paper in the last two days, two different rings of people. Dress casually and appropriate and go for personal reasons ( with a valid phone and address) good luck!

IF you party, clean your bags and credit cards....soapy water should work....good luck! Z
 

Annalise Lane

sport sex enthusiast
Feb 2, 2005
1,894
8
38
Edmonton, Alberta
www.annaliselane.com
zenodox said:
Anna, be careful as the U.S feds are hot on busting Craigslist patrons for soliciting sex and are settin up stings.....it was in the paper in the last two days, two different rings of people. Dress casually and appropriate and go for personal reasons ( with a valid phone and address) good luck!

IF you party, clean your bags and credit cards....soapy water should work....good luck! Z
if I party ?? the hardest thing I do is smoke tobacco - lol

Should I be looking all over CL for my ads someone is putting up for me AGAIN ?
 

Mick Shagher

Member
Nov 20, 2005
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On Top Of Her
zenodox said:
Anna, be careful as the U.S feds are hot on busting Craigslist patrons for soliciting sex and are settin up stings
Annalise is in Canada, so what does the US Feds have to do with anything? Don't they have enough problems of their own to look after in the Excited States?
 
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