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SFMIKE

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Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart.
This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month, I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works; Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their unmentionables almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.
You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th and again on September 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 11th & 12th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men.
Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores.
Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.
So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam.
(The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon
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rhydogg

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Maybe you shouldn't be leaving home alone.... Or sounds like someone was trying to be victimized, not sure this is believable otherwise!
 

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Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their unmentionables almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th and again on September 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 11th & 12th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
Pssssssst.....It's what's called a joke. :doh:
Lol I would hope it's a joke..
Well, I was LMFAO, so I hope it's a joke too. LOL.

"...twice on the 15th..." that's hilarious.
 

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well, I have to think it is a joke or the guy is really not into it, and yes should not leave home unaccompanied.

But, he is correct about one thing, letting a gal or more into your vehicle is not a smart thing. they get in easy but not out so easy. You might have to pay them to get out.

One guy here on PERB gave a good solution a few years ago. If the gal refuses to get out, then get out of the car yourself, push the emergency horn alarm on your key fob, and start yelling thief or such things, and make a real case out of it.
 

deathreborn

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i don't see how someone can't see the obviousness of the joke. the punch lines are pretty straightforward.
 
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westcoast555

It scares me how dense people can be...

Clearly it was a joke. And appreciated by those who understood it. For those admonishing the OP please re-read carefully :)
 

rhydogg

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OMG you guys, how do some of you make it through the day?!?!? :pound:

SFM simply exceptional....LMAO at your joke and the responses....beauty :thumb:
I didn't see the joke and now I can't get through the day?!?! LOL..... Okay good one but I'm not worked up or harping about it!

This is just one person after another pointing it out, why that is?
 

SFMIKE

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Most of you guys got it all wrong. It REALLY did happen, at least 14 times, if you count this past weekend. LMFAO at how some are so lacking a sense of humor


Hard to believe anybody could have taken it so seriously. But, admit it., once might have been nice.
 

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SFMIKE I picked up on the hint of where to get cheap replacement wallets, just want to know how you are able to get replacement credit cards so fast

visa, mastercard, and Amex are now refusing to replace my credit cards after losing them 5 times in the past 2 days

and the motor vehicle branch are now charging me $400 for the fifth replacement drivers license

at least costco are good about replacing my cards if I go to a different costco each time
 

SFMIKE

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QB hands off to Summerbreeze, sweep, wide left...TOUCHDOWN.

But, to answer your very serious inquiry, I never needed to replace any of those things, just the wallet, at .99 a pop.

Remember, one of the girls was a blond, and she was the brains of the operation.


SFMIKE I picked up on the hint of where to get cheap replacement wallets, just want to know how you are able to get replacement credit cards so fast

visa, mastercard, and Amex are now refusing to replace my credit cards after losing them 5 times in the past 2 days

and the motor vehicle branch are now charging me $400 for the fifth replacement drivers license

at least costco are good about replacing my cards if I go to a different costco each time
 

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once had a blond girlfriend who knew a multitude of blond jokes

while I don't normally care for malicious jokes at someone's expense, this one was worth noting

she asked me if I knew what it was called when a blond died their hair brunette.....

artificial intelligence.....
 

summerbreeze

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Last I heard they moved. That gorgeous blond Vietnamese girl is still there. Man she fucks like a mink..... Must be a distant relative to Layla. Energizer bunny on steroids. Glad they moved actually, now I can save some money. Would be broke all the time if they stayed at the last location. Too convenient, too addictive.

Maybe if I was 20 years younger......
 
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